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Douchebag Governor Abbott of Sh*thole Texas

I listened to douchebag Abbott’s press conference, and it was all lies and theatre. The theatre was him parading the heads of state departments to convey the services offered to victims’ families as if the state of Texas is now the caring start. Lies and B.S.! Please! This entire state is run by heartless RepubliKKKlan killers who don’t give one G.D. f*** about the welfare and safety of the citizens. This is a state that’s run by a political party that cares more about the Second Amendment than the people. It’s guns above all else as they take money away from mental health services and Medicaid.

The lies were everything else that came out of Abbott’s mouth. He says he’s open to new laws and that the status quo cannot continue. But he won’t call a special session of the state legislature to change one G.D. thing. Remember, this state legislature, otherwise, meets every two years. Trust me! They are in no hurry to convene to discuss or change anything. His most egregious statement was refusing to blame sales of AR-15s, which he cleverly and euphemistically calls a “long gun.” Yes, a long gun is a general classification term, which basically means everything other than a handgun. He says long gun so that people think of a rifle or a shotgun for hunting game. The subterfuge is intentional. Then he suggests that long guns are not the problem because 18-year-olds have been able to buy such guns for over 150 years. He casually wants you to think that 18-year-olds have been buying AR-15s since before Texas statehood without any issues until recently, so the gun is not the problem. Un-f***ing-believable! For those morons that missed his bait-and-switch logic, AR-15s have only been around since the mid-20th century.

Douchbag Abbott also wants you to believe that all this gun violence is a phenomenon of the 21st-century. Perhaps he needs a reminder of the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting where 14 people were killed, and the gunman used — wait for it … wait for it — a long gun! Actually, several long guns. So, Texas has been a sh*thole state for a long while, and it’s only gotten worse the redder the state becomes because RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks want all non-WASPs dead. It’s really not that complicated.

But whatever. Douchebag Abbott is a moron who governs a state full of like-minded morons. Of course, Uvalde is just the latest in a long list of gun tragedies that started in 1966. And with each gun massacre, nothing changes for the better! Looser gun laws have definitely changed! More guns everywhere and for anyone. Yet, Texas f***tards keep re-electing the same lawmakers who do nothing or make things worse. I have no doubt Abbott will get re-elected because deep, deep down in the recesses of the evil hearts that inhabit the voters of Texas, they will vote for no change, and RepubliKKKlans will continue to rule in the sh*thole state because no one cares. Do not be fooled by the protests you see at the NRA convention. No matter how large the crowds, they will never be large enough because the pro-death gun cult will always be greater, for the cult thrives on being in a perpetual state of fear, and it is fear that motivates them to the polls. Mark my words, idiots! Nothing ever changes because people don’t vote except those who desire the gun cult. We get the government we deserve and desire! Welcome to stupid America! A sh*thole country.

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Uvalde S.W.A.T. Team of Cowards

These people should immediately be fired! They are an embarrassment to first responders. If anything, they were the last responders who waited for an hour to move in on an active shooter in an elementary school. Oh, wait. Actually, it was the Border Patrol Tactical Unit who breached the classroom door and killed the gunman. So, those guys above were completely missing in action. Apparently, they just want to “play” cops and robbers (killers). They just want to look good in their duds, brandish their guns, and brag about being on the “S.W.A.T.” team. Nine “trained” adult cops were scared off by one kid! Pathetic. Maybe the team should be put on suicide watch. I mean, if I had the weight of 19 murdered children on my head, I don’t think I could continue.

Don’t take my word for it. Axios reports, “Steven McCraw, director of Texas Department of Public Safety, said Friday that the commander on scene during the Uvalde, Texas, elementary school mass shooting made ‘the wrong decision’ by not breaching the classrooms where the gunman was with students and teachers sooner.” The head of sh*thole Texas’s “Department of Public Safety” said as much. And by “public safety,” that means all Texans should arm up and conceal carry everywhere because what could possibly go wrong in that sh*thole state? McCraw should be fired, too. But Texans love their macho gunslinging cowboy police because FREEDOM! Freedom to die they mean!

Wake up, people! Wake the f*** up! Cops are not going to save you! They’re too busy standing around waiting for all the victims to die first! RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks want more guns on the streets, and they want citizens to have better equipment than the cops. RepubliKKKlans et al. want you dead. Are you guys going to just sit there and take it, or will you rise up? Welcome to stupid America, where American exceptionalism means exceptionally stupid and exceptionally high death rate of children by guns. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

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‘It Feels Different’

OMG! Kill me now with this f***ing B.S. “It feels different” is the death knell for change. Newsweek reports, “Democratic Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia on Thursday suggested he could be easing up on his stance regarding gun laws following Tuesday’s mass shooting at a school in Uvalde, Texas. Alayna Treene, a congressional reporter for Axios, wrote on Twitter that Manchin told reporters: ‘It feels different right now.’ Manchin is part of a bipartisan group of senators who met on Thursday to discuss gun reform. The talks occurred in the wake of the shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde [emphasis added].” Allow me to provide other examples of when it felt different, yet nothing happened. It always feels different until it doesn’t, which is every time.

2021: “In the wake of another mass shooting that took the lives of 10 people in a supermarket in Boulder, Colo., on Monday, members of the U.S. Senate’s Judiciary Committee called for solutions to the persistent problem of gun violence in America. ‘This time feels different,’ Blumenthal said. ‘The dawn of a new era with a president completely committed to gun violence prevention. And I know from having heard him privately and publicly that he shares this passion; so do majorities, now, in the House and the Senate [emphasis added].’”

2018: “Since the fatal shooting of seventeen students and staff members last month at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, in Parkland, Florida, advocates of stricter gun laws have been asking that question, with the wary hopefulness of people who, time and again, have seen such turning points lead nowhere. This moment does feel different, though, largely because the teen-age survivors of the Parkland shooting have commanded the national stage with their raw and righteous indignation [emphasis added].”

2013: “That’s why we wanted to lend our voices in support of the Assault Weapons Ban of 201 (S. 150). This bill will prohibit the sale, manufacture, transfer and importation of 157 of the most commonly-owned military-style assault weapons. It also bans large-capacity magazines and other ammunition feeding devices that hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition. These are important steps in the right direction. ‘With the deaths of the children and school staff, this time feels different to me. Homes with guns in them have three times more fatalities than those without. I feel that if my dad hadn’t had a shotgun, my brother would not have killed himself [emphasis added].’”

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Biden Is a Complete F***ing Failure

I am done! I’m f***ing done! I’ll vote for him if there is no better choice, but I give up on this guy. I’m exasperated, and I’ve reached my limit. I was cutting him slack for his leadership on Ukraine, but domestically with this Uvalde massacre, he’s just MIA. Politico has a piece that sums up my feelings aptly. I quote from the article at length, “[Biden’s] refused to chastise Republicans explicitly for standing in the way of passing new gun laws and has given no outward indication of a type of bill he’d like to see pushed. Instead, he’s allowed Senate Democrats to set the tone of the public debate while he offers comfort to the families of victims and explores his options. The approach has left some in the advocacy world nervous and wondering why the most powerful man in the country isn’t adequately using the bully pulpit on such an emotionally wrought issue. ‘He can’t just be the “eulogizer in chief.” He also needs to put the full force of his office into the legislative process. Otherwise it will seem like he’s lost hope.’ said Peter Ambler, executive director for the gun safety group Giffords. ‘I think he can have an impact if he and the whole White House swing into action.’… To many gun safety activists tired of watching political foot-dragging following every horrific mass shooting, Biden’s response has felt less strategic and more like a leadership vacuum. They also question the wisdom of waiting for Congress to act — pointing to Republican intransigence and past failed attempts at bipartisanship on gun legislation — and are perplexed as to why the White House would show so much deference to Capitol Hill on guns when the president has been willing to put himself out there on other high-profile issues.”

Bingo! The article just f***ing nailed it. There is no leadership. There is no urgency. There is no sustained rage. He’s already peaked. We’ve already seen his maximum outrage in some short “why does this keep happening” speech. It’s just the same ole, same ole. Steady as she goes. Biden is hopelessly lost in another century where RepubliKKKlans used to work with Democrats. He still hasn’t learned those days are long gone. Biden is weak and lacks the ruthlessness to meet the challenge of RepubliKKKlan recalcitrance. I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. It pains me to say the following because I thought the people were unfairly punishing Biden over the economy and other failings he cannot control, but given his manifestly pathetic response to 19 dead children, I think the public has judged his job performance correctly. If he doesn’t do more now, then I see his job approval dipping lower. And, yes. I wrote to Biden telling him as much because I’m f***ing p*ssed off beyond belief! In fact, I told him not to run for re-election; he’ll hand traitor trump the White House if he does. We get the government we deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!

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Human Turtle Channels Lucy and the Football

The Hill writes, “Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Thursday gave the greenlight to bipartisan talks on legislation to curb gun violence, revealing that he has asked Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas), one of his advisors, to negotiate with Democrats. McConnell said he is hopeful of reaching a bipartisan agreement to respond to the recent mass shootings in Buffalo, N.Y., and Uvalde, Texas. But the leader cautioned the negotiations should not veer off onto proposals not directly related to the recent violence that left 21 people dead, including 19 school children.”

This is all f***ing B.S. Do not believe that the human turtle McConnell intends to negotiate in good faith. I’ll tell you exactly what’s going on here. RepubliKKKlans are simply biding their time and setting up the football as Lucy does for Charlie Brown. They are, once again, waiting out the situation because they understand that America’s ire will eventually wane, and people will return to their daily lives, forgetting about the latest school massacre and the need for gun law reform. And, once again, dumbass Democrats are being set up by RepubliKKKlans with this fake desire to do a “bipartisan agreement” on something — anything — about gun control.

Look, morons! This is how it’s going to play out. There will be meetings and announcements of meetings and post-meeting briefings and charades of “progress” in these meetings. Ultimately RepubliKKKlans will pull the plug on negotiations when they’ve deemed enough time has passed to cool public sentiment. The human turtle will blame Democrats for failing to concede anything, which, of course, in RepubliKKKlan speak means Democrats rebuked the RepubliKKKlan “my way or the highway” demands. And Democrats will have been right to do so.

Nonetheless, dumbass Democrats, as usual, will fail to forcefully and thoroughly blame RepubliKKKlans for intentionally sabotaging the process, and the public will believe the RepubliKKKlan story because this is stupid America, and RepubliKKKlans always win the messaging war, especially when Democrats are in control of the House and Senate. Since Americans are morons and do not fully apprehend the limitations of the numbers game in the Senate, they’ll believe RepubliKKKlans’ claim that Democrats are in control of Congress and thus failed to “work with us,” which, again, is coded RepubliKKKlan speak to mean Democrats would not capitulate because conservatives’ idea of “compromise” is to demand everything unconditionally and yield nothing. Just watch and mark my words. Democrats will get the blame as RepubliKKKlans get away with enabling the next massacre, only to have the entire process start over again. Welcome to stupid America!

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Embrace the Political Fight on Guns, Idiots

Beto O’Rourke challenged the Texas governor, lieutenant governor, Uvalde mayor, senator, et al. at a press conference yesterday, and the Texas Tribune reports, “‘You are doing nothing,’ O’Rourke said. ‘You are offering up nothing. You said this was not predictable. This was totally predictable when you choose not to do anything.’… Some of the Republican officials onstage quickly denounced O’Rourke. U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz told him, ‘Sit down and don’t play this stunt.’ Patrick told O’Rourke he was ‘out of line and an embarrassment.’ And Uvalde Mayor Don McLaughlin gave the most colorful response. ‘I can’t believe that you’re a sick son of a bitch that would come to a deal like this to make a political issue,’ [Uvalde Mayor] McLaughlin said.”

I am going to lose my m*****f***ing G.D. mind with these RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, MAGA morons, and QAnon kooks. And I am similarly disgusted by most dumbass Democrats — except for O’Rourke — for falling into the same old RepubliKKKlan trap after every gun massacre. After every gun massacre RepubliKKlans immediately, without fail, claim that any discussion, commentary, reflection, and thinking on the means (i.e., guns) of the tragedy is politicizing the issue. And right on cue, dumbass Democrats go right into defensive mode, which invariably leaves RepubliKKKlans with the upper hand in controlling the narrative as to what will not be done to fix America’s death cult love affair with guns, for RepubliKKKlans always blame everyone and everything else on these routine massacres, except themselves and guns. Of course, becoming defense is the wrong political move — imagine that dumbass Democrats choosing the wrong political tactic. It never fails. F***ing weak, stupid Democrats.

The correct political tactic is to embrace the politics of every gun massacre! The only way to fix this problem — short of civil war — is through the political process, so you’re f***ing G.D. right we should be politicizing these events! Every time! Immediately! How or why is this so f***ing G.D. difficult to understand for Democrats? Why the f*** can’t dumbass Democrats just for f***ing once go against conventional wisdom and embrace the politics of guns after mass-death-by-gun events instead of getting stuck on lovey-feely B.S.? The problem with Democrats and people more generally is that they don’t get angry enough and stay angry long enough. For the love of f***ing God in all of f***ing heaven, why can’t democrats take the fight to these RepubliKKKlan killers? This! This is why people are so f***ing frustrated with Democrats. We know who the enemy of the state is. We know who the enemy of the people is. It is the RepubliKKKlan Party, yet dumbass Democrats are too afraid to fight back, especially when it comes to gun control. America is so f***ed. Just wait until RepubliKKKlans take back control of the House next year and traitor trump returns to the White House. America will be unrecognizable all because Democrats failed to be courageous at every opportunity. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!

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‘Pro-life’ People Want the Target Practice

Wow! It just occurred to me. RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are anti-abortion because they want women to birth babies that will eventually be used for target practice. I mean, the whole “pro-life” mantra from these conservative f***tards was always a canard. It’s always been a bait-and-switch. Apparently, bait the babies and then switch to killing them when they go to school. This is the sickness at the center of America’s rot. Blame RepubliKKKlans et al. for the disease they inflict upon the nation. They are the enemy of the state. Enemy to democracy. Enemy to the people. They want your babies to kill when they turn school age, especially minorities. Wake up, America! They are coming for you! Welcome to stupid America! The death cult country — now with more death!

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‘Why?’ Is the Wrong Question

If I have to hear MSM, pundits, experts, commentators, and analysts ask why the Uvalde killer killed, then I’m going to lose my f***ing G.D. mind. Once the shock of yet another gun massacre wears off, people start to focus on the “why?” Why does a person kill? What was the motive? Blah, blah, blah. The why is irrelevant at this point. It’s always irrelevant because we are never going to be able to predict and mitigate every “why” situation. And, naturally, asking why devolves into some sort of blame game on mental illness or a crazy young adult. The world is filled with mentally ill people and raging young adults, but only in America do we point fingers at these people to avoid the real issue: Guns!

The real question should be “how?” By what means were the victims murdered? How did the killer kill? Only in America is mass killing by guns always the common denominator. But in true American style, we deflect, deny, and delay remedies. As usual, Americans are more interested in perpetuating the carnage and have no interest in actually fixing anything because we focus on the wrong question. The MSM wants to focus on the touchy-feely emotions of victims by asking why? Why?!?! Why?!?! Why?!?! Such horror! Why?!?! Another school shooting. Why?!?! That’s what sells news. We should be focused on the much less glamorous question of how? How to f***ing fix the disaster that is America! Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than yesterday!

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Guns Kill More U.S. Kids Than Cars — Of Course!

From Scientific American, “For much of the past few decades motor vehicle crashes were the most common cause of death from injury—the leading cause of death in general—among children, teenagers and young adults in the U.S. But now a new analysis shows that, in recent years, guns have overtaken automotive crashes as the leading cause of injury-related death among people ages one through 24.” Just remember, this is the America that Americans want and desire. Full stop! Every day that passes where nothing is changed is another day of collective acceptance. Tomorrow will be no different than the last 20 years. Mark my words, morons. We love the carnage and we elect politicians who promote mass death! Welcome to stupid America — the death cult nation!

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Americans Hate Their Children: Truth!

Quoting from a Daily Beast article, “In 2022, it’s easier to get a semi-automatic rifle in the U.S. than it is to get paid parental leave or baby formula. Meanwhile, Republicans (along with their favorite Democrat, Sen. Joe Manchin) refused to fund the child tax credit that briefly lifted millions of children out of poverty. As a nation, we have a shamefully high maternal mortality rate. And we make life cruelly difficult for new parents (especially mothers), by being the only industrialized country that doesn’t guarantee paid parental leave. Don’t even think about subsidized child care. But once the kids are ready for school, they can look forward to getting some much-needed exercise during active shooter drills. In America, we’ll use our fingers to point and shoot our guns, but we won’t lift a finger to protect children once they’re out of the womb. With such callous disregard, how could a reasonable person come to any other determination?”

Truth and spot-on! No truer words have ever been spoken. There is no other conclusion to form about America. Americans love the fetus and hate the child! Oh, well. We get the precise government we deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America, where we sacrifice children daily because FREEDOM!