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‘When They Go Low, We Go High’ Deux

God love her, but why does Michelle Obama say such things: “Going high is the only thing that works, because when we go low, when we use those same tactics of degrading and dehumanizing others, we just become part of the ugly noise that’s drowning out everything else. We degrade ourselves, we degrade the very causes for which we fight.” Ugh! Why? Seriously?!?! Why are dumbass Democrats and progressives so f***ing G.D. weak? Look! We don’t have to go to the lowest point, but we certainly need to go lower. At the very least if we fail to go low then we constantly underestimate the enemy, and let there be no doubt that MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are the enemy! This is how we get wrong-footed at every turn by the traitor trump administration. Wrecking the postal service is the latest example of how dumbass Democrats look like a deer in headlights as they are completely incapable of imagining the level of evilness and corruption traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans will go to steal the election. It is the classic “takes one to know one” imperative. But no! Dumbass Democrats are still trying to figure out how to bring RepubliKKKlans into their fold; they’re still in the “hope” phase. G.D.! F*** me! We’re screwed because as usual dumbass Democrats bring a knife to a gunfight! I’m beginning to reconsider moving my 95 percent prediction that traitor trump wins re-election back to 100 percent because I live in trump stupid America where dumbass Democrats have learned nothing in the past four years! And there is no abatement of a truly stupid America in sight. It’s all stupid all the f***ing time! Mark my words, morons!

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Yes for Harris! But It’s Not Enough!

Fantastic! Harris, who is my top pick, will be on the ticket! And now I can positively say that the Biden/Harris ticket has an even chance of beating the traitor trump/penis-loving pence ticket. Yes! I am officially changing my prognostication of the presidential election from a traitor trump sure win to a 95 percent chance of winning. If, in fact, the election can be free and fair (all big ifs) then Biden will win, but if there is any voter suppression, legal wrangling, shenanigans, Russian interference or outright cheating — all of which is a certainty given the imperial power of the president — then traitor trump will win.

I am surprised that traitor trump has not kicked penis-loving penis off the ticket yet. Time is running out. Traitor trump only cares about traitor trump and winning, and I find it very difficult to believe he is not considering a counterpunch to the Harris move. Seriously! penis-loving pence is such a f***ing wet noodle compared to Harris. Progressives and liberals needed the excitement to get motivated to vote and Harris will deliver — nevermind the pathetic pandering the Democratic electorate needs to get excited, for traitor trump alone should be all the motivation required for liberal and progressive voters. But whatever. Wet noddle versus firecracker! Bring it! At least it will be fun to watch as the country sinks.

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Enough with the Veepstakes B.S.

From CNN, “With Joe Biden expected to formally announce his vice presidential pick this week, I’m breaking format to bring you the five women most likely to be his choice. These picks are based on conversations with knowledgeable sources, reporting and just some educated guesswork. Enjoy!” Ugh! Enough of this veepstakes B.S.! God! I just f***ing can’t anymore. Allow me to put it plainly: of course, Biden needs to pick a black woman lest black voters will stay home — again! Yeah! I said it! Call me racist. Whatever! I don’t give a G.D. f***! I still blame black voters for getting traitor trump elected! They sat out the last presidential election in great enough numbers that cost Clinton the election despite entreaties from President Obama to vote for Clinton and not allow traitor trump to roll back all the work he had done over the previous eight years. So, what happened? Black voters stayed home because according to traitor trump, “What did they have to lose?” So they believed him just like all the other MAGA morons. Ugh! F*** me! One will have to forgive me if I don’t trust black voters not to make the same mistake again because I live in stupid America, so if that means black voters will only show up to the polls if another black person is at the top of the ticket then so f***ing be it. Pick one! Anyone! I wanted Harris for president in the first place, so I hope Biden picks her! She was always my first choice. I don’t trust voters. Look who’s in the Oval Office now! Welcome to stupid America! I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Obama was the exception. Traitor trump is the rule! We’re f***ed! Mark my words!

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And So It Begins…

Source: FiveThirtyEight

And so it begins! From the Axios, “Trump campaign outraises Biden by $25 million in July.” Things are already starting to turn around for traitor trump because I live in m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America. Home of retards, RepubliKKKlans, and MAGA morons. So, this is the worst health and economic crisis to hit Americans in the nation’s history and still not enough people think traitor trump is a total disaster to handle the moment as his job approval rating begins to bounce back from his recent low — not even his lowest point in the presidency, but just a recent low. And for comparison sake, the lowest point of traitor trump’s approval ratings was at the beginning of his presidency when he and Congress were working on legislation to fully repeal the ACA (Obamacare for the morons out there). Yeah, so back then people really did not like traitor trump for wanting to take away their healthcare. Now, fast forward three years where traitor trump’s indifference and incompetence is killing people and ruining the economy and yet fewer people seem to be bothered by it all. I can’t. I just f***ing can’t. I hate this country. I hate its stupidity. I hate stupid people. I hate all RepubliKKKlans without exception. I hate all MAGA morons without exception. There is not a day that goes by that I don’t hope and pray they die from SARS 2 or by whatever means.

Then there is the fundraising advantage. That is the metric to watch. Mark my words, morons! Follow the money and watch where people place their bets. So, now the cash advantage is starting to flow back to traitor trump. Fan-f***ing-tastic! This is it, people. We have reached the low point of traitor trump’s presidency and there is nowhere but up for him because this is trump stupid America. Mark my words, idiots. Get ready for four more years! No one believes me! Just wait! By hook or crook, he’ll win re-election and the nation will just shrug its way into oblivion. I can’t f***ing wait!

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Delay the Election???

Oh my f***ing God! If I have to hear one more f***ing G.D. moronic pundit, newsperson, reporter, or anchor suggest that traitor trump is not being serious or is intentionally distracting America because of other news headlines then clearly we are still stuck in Stupidsville where these people have learned absolutely nothing about traitor trump after five years of covering the idiot. In one of few blatant admissions, traitor trump said in a recent interview that he never kids. Indeed, he does not! He’s not kidding about wanting to postpone the election. If he could then he would and, no doubt, his henchmen are already working on how to achieve such an outcome because he “manages” via tweets, so he doesn’t have to pick up the phone to say I want the elections delayed. No, Barr is already working on legal contingencies. Mark my words! One way traitor trump is already delaying the election results — indefinitely — is by slowing down the USPS. I can personally confirm this; overnight priority express mail took two extra f***ing days to get to me. I essentially pre-paid $26 bucks for something to get to me overnight when a first-class letter could have come to me in the same amount of time. So, thank you traitor trump. And f*** you! I’m still praying he dies!

Moreover, what the morons of America have not yet figured out is that traitor trump is an imperial president with huge amounts of power surrounded by enablers that make his wishes come true — eventually. Albeit it takes his administration several tries to get it right because they’re morons too. Does anyone really think that if Florida’s election results are really close that the RepubliKKKlan governor wouldn’t will step in to influence the final results in favor of traitor trump? Does anyone think this will not happen because for sure it will. Can you say Bush II vs Gore? Welcome to stupid America. We’re stuck with this guy but no one has figured that out yet!

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Politics for the F***tard Masses: Populism

Nothing like waking up to reading an article that not only confirms I live in stupid America but I live in stupid humanity hell! From the Associated Press, “The countries that top the rankings of COVID-19 deaths globally are not the necessarily the poorest, the richest or even the most densely populated. But they do have one thing in common: They are led by populist, mold-breaking leaders. Populism in politics means pushing policies that are popular with ‘the people,’ not the elites and the experts. … But it turns out that when it comes to battling a new disease like COVID-19, the disruptive policies of populists are faring poorly compared to liberal democratic models in countries like Germany, France and Iceland in Europe, or South Korea and Japan in Asia. Academics have been fretting about whether liberal democracy — the political system that helped defeat fascism in World War II, set up international institutions like the World Health Organization and seemed to have triumphed in the Cold War three decades ago — can muster the stuff to take on the new populism and address complex 21st-century challenges…. ‘Populists by nature … have a disdain for experts and science….’”

The more I experience then the more I am starting to understand that America’s Founding Fathers (i.e., Madison) were correct, after all, to fear mob rule. Let’s face it. The average person is just too f***ing G.D. stupid to be allowed to vote or have a political opinion that won’t conflict with their own best interests — MASKS! I used to think that every person should have the right to vote but after traitor trump, the rise of QAnon in mainstream politics, and every other consequence derived from the rise of MAGA morons, now I say hell f***ing no! People apparently cannot be trusted with something as important as the vote. People are morons and democracy is too important; democracy does require intelligence, thoughtfulness, awareness, work, perseverance, selflessness, and constant improvement. Instead, what America has devolved into is just the opposite of all those things — idiocracy, unreflectiveness, obliviousness, laziness, unwillingness, greed, and apathy.

So, whatever! I give up. Morons across the world have elected other idiots to lead them to destruction in the age of SARS 2. I say fine! Let these countries struggle and disintegrate. It’s time for a revolution!

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Bingo!

Salon’s Amanda Marcotte begins her brilliant article thusly, “First things first: Donald Trump is not going to ‘pivot.’ Yes, on Tuesday he stood at a podium and, in stiff and sulky fashion, said words that, as written, were relatively serious and realistic. He admitted the coronavirus pandemic will ‘get worse before it gets better.’ He also claimed that his administration is ‘developing a strategy’ to combat the pandemic, after months of foisting it off on the states and then lambasting any state that tried to take serious measures, while rewarding governors who pushed to reopen businesses and damn the consequences. He said he’d wear a mask now, after months of implying that only soy-boys and wieners wear masks. These are all words that Trump said. But they don’t mean anything. As Dan Rather sagely observed on Twitter, Trump ‘does not pivot’ and whatever temporary behavior we see on display, he will always, always, always revert to being ‘who he is, and always has been,’ which is to say a rancid monster with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Unfortunately, much of the media coverage gave an entirely different impression, presenting Trump’s performance at Tuesday’s press briefing as if it represented a real shift, and seeding the absolutely false hope that Trump might actually start doing something to fight the coronavirus, instead of acting like the coronavirus’s biggest champion.”

I love her. So few people truly understand traitor trump and are smart enough never to take his bait no matter what. Now, if only the MSM would get a clue. Ugh. So many stupid people. Stupid people everywhere, everywhere stupid people.

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F*** Me!

Indeed! Right on cue! The MSM was falling all over itself in awe of traitor trump’s “successful” return to pandemic briefings as noted by Stephen Collinson of CNN, “If Tuesday’s appearance was the start of a new period of exhaustive presidential attention on the pandemic, Trump may make a useful contribution as well as improve his political plight. But snap media reviews of a ‘change of tone’ and a ‘pivot’ by the President ignored his history of shattering scripted narratives with wild tweets and diversions in subsequent hours and days.” Naturally, one of those “snap media reviews” was pathetic-excuse-for-an-anchor Wolf Blitzer. Don’t get me started on only-somewhat-better Chuck Todd! Of course, they couldn’t wait to compliment him for his change of attitude toward wearing masks (a concession), an admission that things will get worse before it gets better (a near admission by traitor trump of having made a mistake), and for the briefing’s brevity (he stayed on message … oooo … ahhh … amazing!). All the while, I am rolling my eyes and my blood is boiling because these f***tards in the MSM always give this disaster of a moronic president the benefit of the doubt and accolades for doing the de minimis effort after failing over and over again. F*** me! I am so f***ing sick and tired of people giving him credit for eventually doing the right thing, especially in this cause. Eventually” has caused tens of thousands of lives and no one should be giving him credit for anything! Ever! Especially given he’ll undermine whatever he says days later. And the MSM will be surprised when that happens as if they have not been covering him for the last five years.

But wait! There’s more! I did not personally watch any of traitor trump’s briefing because when he speaks it hurts my ears and brain plus everything he says is a waste of time. Consequently, I had to wait until this morning to get the day after perspective once MSM stopped congratulating itself for congratulating the chief moron for staying on script. Of course, what was not mentioned in the coverage immediately following the briefing is what CNBC called out well, namely, “President Donald Trump said Tuesday that his administration is ‘in the process of developing a strategy’ to combat the coronavirus pandemic, adding that that plan of action has ‘developed as we go along.’” Seriously!?!? Are you f***ing kidding me? What the f***? Now!?!? Now, they are in the process of developing” a strategy — five-plus months into this disaster! I can’t! I just f***ing give up with this Scheiße-for-brains country! The MSM should be all over this admission that traitor trump really has no f***ing plan — still! — to address this killer pandemic, but no! As usual, the MSM is pathetic and feckless at their jobs!

We all deserve this! Seriously! A country of the dumbest people on the planet elected a celebrity reality TV star” who filed for bankruptcy five times to run The United States of America like a business! Allow me to repeat myself: a bunch of f***tards willingly elected a failed businessman to run the country like a business presumably in the same manner that led him to bankruptcy on five previous occasions. Yet, somehow these same morons expected traitor trump to be successful as president? Yup! This is what we get! F*** me! Welcome to trump stupid America. I expected nothing less from the morons of America! Who, I have no doubt, will do it all over again come November!

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We’re Trapped, F***tards!

From CNN, “Voting experts and political strategists from across the political spectrum are increasingly alarmed about the potential for a disputed presidential election in November, one in which one candidate openly questions the legitimacy of the results or even refuses to concede. These experts are keenly aware of President Donald Trump’s well-documented history of lying about voter fraud and claiming that elections were ‘rigged’ when he doesn’t like the outcome. They also see a Democratic base that is still burned from 2016, when its nominee was dragged down in part by Russian meddling operation, won the popular vote, and lost to Trump.”

If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a googolplex times already. Traitor trump is going to get re-elected, either by hook or crook. Probably more crook at this point. Mark my words, morons! Between traitor trump exercising his imperial power, the silent “majority” (oh, it exists and while not a literal majority of the population it is a majority enough to swing the electoral college in conservative’s favor), a weak and feckless dumbass Democratic Party, and an apathetic populous, he will steal the election and dumbass Democrats will put up no fight and progressives and liberals will not riot in the streets because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Get ready for the last four years of America’s democracy. The end is nigh. Welcome to trump stupid America. Soon to be dumb for the last time!

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Stupid America Has No Memory

From CNN, “Five months into the worst domestic crisis since World War II, and after his disastrous call to open up states that had not yet purged the disease sparked a surge of infections, the President may finally be understanding that his performance during the pandemic will be decisive in November’s election. But his recent comments and the actions of his government also indicate a mostly cosmetic public relations attempt to convince the public he’s in charge rather than a complete rethink of strategy as the virus rages out of control.” I think Stephen Collinson has it exactly correct when he says “mostly cosmetic public relations attempt,” and this is exactly what I fear will work. Face it! Americans are stupid and worse still they have absolutely no memory! Instead of the nearly four years of traitor trump’s disastrous decision-making informing people’s opinion of the Idiot-in-Chief, it’s always just the most recent shiny object he dangles in front of the public that persuades them otherwise. After five months of bungling the pandemic response — from ignoring it, downplaying it, lying about it to making a political wedge issue over it — one would think no matter what he does at this point people should give him absolutely no credit for any improvement or his fake concern about the pandemic. He’ll try — once again — this “rally around the flag” tactic as he draws attention to himself as he proclaims “only he can fix it,” and wearing a mask is “patriotic” now. Yet, people will blindly believe him. Mark my words, idiots. I have no doubt that MAGA morons will quickly drop their FREEDOM! argument against wearing masks, changing it to a PATRIOTISM! argument for wearing masks. Because Americans are just f***ing G.D. stupid and whatever the Dear Leader says is what they will “think” and believe. Simpleton think for a simple people!

As SARS 2 continues to rage out of control, traitor trump’s overall job approval rating refuses to break through the 40 percent floor. In other words, America is on fire and no matter what 40 percent of people still love him. Of course, more bizarrely is the specific datum point that about 35 percent approve of his handling of the pandemic, which is unbelievable that it’s not zero. His only job right now is the pandemic, but for some incoherent reason, his overall job approval is much higher than his handling of SARS 2. Incomprehensible! Whatever! I give up trying to understand stupid America!

So, I can’t wait for him to restart his daily “press briefings” (aka televised campaign rallies) and CNN, in particular, will naturally and dutifully air them without reservation as traitor trump communicates one lie after another and veers off-topic to slam Biden and Democrats; and, no doubt, he will get impressive ratings because of stupid America and stupid America will think he’s actually doing something about SARS 2. Moreover, his job approval will get a bump because — again — stupid America has no memory and they like the show! One does not get a re-do with this pandemic, but welcome to trump stupid America where people just love to be lied to and will believe anything and forgive anything!