Biden addresses the nation about the Uvalde, Texas, elementary school massacre to basically say “thoughts and prayers” and “we must do more” on gun control. Un-f***ing-believable! Wow! Thanks for that sage “piece of your mind.” This is why nothing will ever change. I can’t anymore with him. I just f***ing can’t. I get his rage, but honestly, this is the time to pit the nation against RepubliKKKlans et al. We need Democratic politicians willing to take the fight to the enemy party. The era of Biden’s bipartisanship fantasy land is over! How many more children have to die before the actual majority rises up against the minority RepubliKKKlan tyranny? Sorry, Biden. You may be able to lead on foreign policy, but not so much domestically if all you’re going to do is stand up before the nation and admonish the state of affairs. Do something or get out of the way. I know you are a wartime president, but you cannot run for re-election. Please clear the way for the next person now so that the party can get behind your successor sooner rather than later.
This Guy Is Still Alive?
Jesus-f***ing-Christ-on-the-Cross. Why hasn’t Kissinger dropped dead yet? Newsweek reports, “Former secretary of state Henry Kissinger has said Ukraine should accept giving up part of its territory to reach a peace deal with Russia, and end the now three-month-long war immediately. Talking at the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, Switzerland, on Monday, 98-year-old Kissinger said that failing to restart negotiations with Russia and continuing to antagonize Moscow could have disastrous consequences for Europe’s stability in the long term.”
What an a**hole! Seriously! I just love this especially old and decrepit Nixon-era holdover telling another nation what it should do. Kissinger is a Putin-lover. And as a Jewish refugee from Nazi Germany, he probably would have been a Hitler-lover if not for his race. Full stop! In fact, anyone who says Ukraine should just give up their territory to appease Russia in the name of European security is not only a Putin-lover but an abject moron who, apparently, has no understanding of 20th-century European history. Allied nations tried appeasement once already, and it was a disaster. Yet, we have an “esteemed” and “experienced” diplomat and politician — i.e., Kissinger — recommending precisely that. Christ! Kissinger, drop dead, you old piece of sh*t! Your Realpolitik advice is just as worthless now as it was when you were advising Nixon. Welcome to stupid America!
Moron Stunned Into Silence
Fantastic! The focus group of MAGA morons is back! I just love watching these things when they’re not boiling my blood! I’ve been watching these segments on “Morning Joe” of Georgia voters. Naturally, I am never disappointed by the abject stupidity that defines RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. They prove themselves with every syllable uttered. Of course, this one idiot regurgitated all the moronic arguments as to why the January 6 insurrection attempt was not traitor trump’s or RepubliKKKlans’ fault: It was Antifa! Un-f***ing-believable! They never learn. It’s always the same with these morons. The bogyman did it; we would never. Needless to say, it was supremely gratifying when the moderator asked that if it was Antifa, why didn’t traitor trump do something about it? The man-moron Martin was literally stunned into silence. The problem with all these f***tards is that they lack critical thinking skills, so they fail to ruminate on issues. Instead, they just blindly ape what they hear from their fellow idiot conservative brethren. Consequently, when someone asks a logical question as a retort, they are completely flummoxed. The few brain cells that they have start to short circuit, and they lose speaking function. If you watch all the segments, then you will witness the incomprehensible stupidity that pervades this country, specifically on the RepubliKKKlan side. America is so stupid that it cannot be undone! We are so f***ed!
I will concede one surprising point. A couple of what I perceived to be the more conservative members of the focus group actually supported keeping Roe. One woman — not in the linked clip — actually said, “my body, my choice.” Wow! She honestly applied the standard correctly! Astonishing! Even a broken clock is correct twice a day. Naturally, none of these people’s votes will be swayed by the impending demise of Roe because in another segment — also not linked — one participant echoed what the rest were thinking: Any RepubliKKKlan candidate — Herschel Walker — is better than any Democrat. Welcome to stupid America! It’s too stupid to survive.
Climate Change: No One Cares
An excellent three-part series on Frontline titled “The Power of Big Oil: Denial, Doubt, Delay” is beyond infuriating to watch. Although nothing the documentary covers is new to me, as I have lived through just about all the history of climate change in America, it is a fantastic primer for the uninitiated and a grim reminder that humanity really has f***ed itself, that RepubliKKKlans single-handedly ushered in the demise of the planet, and that, of course, no one cares. I’m sure people are tired of me regurgitating my “no one cares” mantra. Still, all one needs to do is look around them, witness the current political environment of America, and recall its not-so-distant political past to understand that no matter how bad things become, nothing ever changes for the better. Hence, if awful circumstances persist, then what else am I to conclude except that people just don’t f***ing care. They! Do! Not! Watch the series to convince yourself.
If you think America’s backsliding with regard to civil rights, elections, democracy, and race relations is a recent phenomenon, then don’t kid yourself. When it comes to climate change, America has been backsliding for decades. Climate change is yet one more political issue voters claim to care about, yet they continue to vote for the RepubliKKKlan Party, which thinks it’s all a hoax — traitor trump. And, naturally, dumbass Democrats have been nothing but a bunch of f***ing weak p*ssies in the face of RepubliKKKlan propaganda and political ruthlessness. Whatever! As I’ve said countless times, it’s already too late, morons. We are beyond the tipping point. Despite scientists’ efforts to sound the alarm on climate change for the last 40 years, they have always been behind the eightball with their projections; climate scientists thought they were being conservative by overestimating their dire predictions, but reality seems to prove that the scientific consensus was always a bit too sanguine. And the world is doubling down on fossil fuels. Mark my words! Humanity is about to reap what it has sown over the last two generations. Welcome to stupid America!
Ending Roe Means Nothing
Ha! Something else I predicted correctly — for now. CNN reports, “The polling ahead of the 2022 midterms has been marked by a shrinking of electoral divisions. Young and older voters are now more likely to agree on their views of President Joe Biden. The Democratic advantage among Black and Hispanic voters, while still clear, is smaller. Perhaps more surprisingly as we head into the heart of the primary season, the same is true when it comes to gender. Even after the leak of a draft US Supreme Court opinion that would overturn Roe v. Wade, there are signs of a smaller gender gap among voters. … Right now, the divide is considerably smaller than it was in May 2018, which was considered by many to be a second ‘Year of the Woman.’”
Look, f***tards! The end of Roe means nothing electorally! And I said as much last month. Harry Enten’s analysis of the polls bears this out because no one cares. I promise you that no one cares. As I’ve argued since Roe became endangered, abortion rights will always be someone else’s problem, and when it becomes an individual’s own problem, it will be too late; women will just grin and bear it; they will simply put up with their second-class status. But the one thing they will not do is vote as if their God-given rights depended on it because this is stupid America. I don’t know how many times I have to keep repeating myself but ending Roe is not going to save the Democratic Party in the midterms, nor is the threat of everyone losing some part of their rights — given the new SCOTUS conservative supermajority — going to get people to the polls, nor are demographic changes going to dissuade citizens from voting against their best interests, nor will there be some great awakening of progressives, moderates, and women to save America’s democracy. The enemy — RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks — is winning, and no one understands, much less cares. Do not kid yourself into believing 2022 is going to be the third “Year of the Woman.” It! Is! Not! Oh, well! I’m counting down to the midterms and the beginning of the end to the realty T.V. show intermission that is the Biden administration. Welcome to stupid America!
Fetterman Wins!
According to Vanity Fair, “At a towering six feet eight inches, sporting a goatee, a shaved head, and often a uniform of Carhartt and shorts, Fetterman is a physically striking candidate, particularly when he was juxtaposed against his main rival in the race, Lamb, the polished politician, typically seen with neatly combed hair and a crisp collared shirt. … The Pennsylvania Democratic Senate primary was billed along ideological lines; Lamb in the moderate, centrist lane, often boasting the benefits of bipartisanship, and Fetterman, conversely, positioning himself as a progressive outsider in the race.”
When I think about a fighter in the Democratic Party, Fetterman is the “central casting” figure I imagine. Despite all the topics about which traitor trump was utterly clueless, he was a marketing “genius” — I use the term very loosely — to people he rightly regarded as mostly idiotic lemmings. This holds true on both sides of the aisle, but fortunately, Democrats benefit from being more informed than RepubliKKKlans, so they typically can make better-informed decisions. All things being equal, Democrats need a politician who looks like he can walk into a bar and kick a**. I’m sorry to boil it down to such simplistic terms, but that’s how most people make political decisions — visual cues and mental shortcuts. People do far less reasoning than we give them credit. I had RepubliKKKlan friends admit they vote “the way their dad” does or they “pick the first name,” which is why candidates fight over name position on the ballot. Indeed, I would even go so far as to say Senator Lamb had the misfortune of his sir name being so weak sounding against Fetterman because names also matter on a ballot. (Why do you think “Trump” as a name works so well?) Again, these are mental shortcuts people use to make decisions in the absence of information or even in possession of information but when knowledge cannot be processed. If Democrats want to beat RepubliKKlans, then they need to start playing their game, which includes candidates that look like they can take the opponent out — literally and metaphorically.
Americans Get the Government They Want
As matters surrounding the end of Roe worsen, I am becoming more convinced that this is what Americans want (and deserve). For those not paying attention, Oklahoma is tripping all over itself to pass abortion ban laws. The most recent is a bill that declares fertilization of an egg as life, which will undoubtedly make some forms of contraception illegal. But guess what? This is what Americans want! Do not be fooled by any recent opinion polls declaring that 64 percent of citizens think Roe should remain the law of the land. There is a big difference between want people say they want and what people do to effectuate their desires. Over 90 percent of Americans want more gun control reform, yet nothing ever changes; voters don’t their control gun beliefs. People want something done about climate change, but again nothing changes. That’s not how people vote. How people vote is absolutely reflected in the America around us at state and federal levels. In most cases, they are unintended consequences, but the outcomes perfectly reveal what people want and are willing to tolerate nonetheless, especially when voters re-elect the same politicians to reinforce and extend the same disastrous policies like abortion bans. Oh, well. So, the next time you b*tch about your state or the country falling apart around you, then look in the mirror! You did this! Welcome to stupid America!
30% — Requirement for Revolution
What is the minimum requirement of craziness to induce a revolution? Thirty percent! According to MarketWatch, “With anti-immigrant rhetoric bubbling over in the leadup to this year’s critical midterm elections, about 1 in 3 U.S. adults believes an effort is underway to replace U.S.-born Americans with immigrants for electoral gains [aka Great Replacement Theory]. About 3 in 10 also worry that more immigration is causing U.S.-born Americans to lose their economic, political and cultural influence, according to a poll by the Associated Press–NORC Center for Public Affairs Research.”
Look, f***tards! I’m not going to comment much on this because the conclusions are manifest: This is what a dying democracy looks like. America is that dying nation, not because of immigrants but because of homegrown white supremacists. If people think that 30 percent is still too little of a “minority” to throw this nation into civil war, then they have not been paying attention to everything since traitor trump “won” in 2016. Thirty percent is just enough to steal close elections, especially when one party is apathetic and not paying attention. Unfortunately, dumbass Democrats are entirely incompetent to tackle the problem head-on as it should be, and RepubliKKKlans are actually welcoming domestic terrorism because it will propel them to permanent political power. Mark my words! One would think voters could discern between one party that wants to preserve America’s democracy and one that wants to subvert it. But fear not, morons of America. You guys can’t! Welcome to stupid America. The end is coming.
‘How Dumb Can a Nation Get and Still Survive?’
Not too often that a Washington Post writer parrots my idea! Eugene Robinson writes, “T.S. Eliot wrote that the world ends ‘not with a bang but a whimper,’ but I fear our great nation is careening toward a third manner of demise: descent into lip-blubbering, self-destructive idiocy. … How dumb can a nation get and still survive? Idiotically, we seem determined to find out.” (As an aside, I appreciate that he quotes my favorite poet.) But, unfortunately, he only poses the question; I have countless times presupposed the same question in my writings for well over a year, and I have answered it quite directly every chance I get: America cannot survive! Americans are too stupid for the country to survive — right now! For the love of f***ing Christ! What is the name of my website? Look, morons of America — and may I remind the readers it is only 40 percent of America to which I refer but guess what? Forty percent stupid is still collectively m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! — America displayed its full-on stupidity the second the mob elected the dumbest person in the history of our nation, traitor trump, to be president. Full stop! And the collective national intelligence has only degraded since then. MAGA morons have only become more entrenched in their stupidity. Indeed, not even COVID can kill off MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon f***tards fast enough to make a difference. Literally, vast swaths of the population in red states and red counties in blue states would need to die off to see a collective improvement in American idiocracy. In the end, nevertheless, welcome to trump stupid America. We’re doomed! Thanks, morons!
What Does DeVega Think?
Naturally, I must turn to my favorite and brilliant commentator Chauncey DeVega of Salon for his take on the Buffalo domestic terrorist attack. He writes, “[T]hrough his words, deeds, and use of stochastic terrorism as well as overt threats, Donald Trump has shown that he is eager to incite a white-on-Black ‘race war.’ He believes such a calamity will help him return to national power. This is far from an empty threat or a hollow fantasy: Trump’s followers have repeatedly shown that they are willing to kill and die at his command.” Indeed! This is where we’re at in America! Traitor trump, Tucker “I’m a Racist” Carlson, RepubliKKKlans, et al. have been openly calling for white supremacist mobilization, and it’s happening as we speak. It’s working!
Look, morons! They don’t have to mobilize everyone all at once. No! They just need to convince enough moronic Americans to vote for their white supremacist political candidates. And don’t be fooled by traitor trump’s kingmaker misses! The MSM loves to track his win-loss record, which is stupid and meaningless. He does not need to be 100 percent correct; he just needs to get a few of his MAGA morons and QAnon kooks in Congress and other state positions to accelerate the permanent turn toward fascism. As I have said countless times before, the end is coming. This Buffalo mass shooting is not “just another massacre.” It is a through point — a trajectory — to the next civil war and the end of America’s democracy. Mark my words! America is simply too stupid to understand and too stupid to stop the insidious drift toward fascism because Americans love it or don’t care! Oh, well! You’ve been warned. Welcome to stupid America!