CNN reports, “President Donald Trump bemoaned this year’s Academy Award winner for best picture, ‘Parasite,’ on Thursday because it’s a South Korean film.” Yep, yep. It’s all a f***ing Scheiße show! That’s all this presidency is: a reality TV show that Americans just love to watch. Who cares about what film won? Oh, that’s right — morons do! They love his shtick, especially on topics about xenophobia, jingoism, and white nationalism! MAGA morons, RepibliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals just love the Scheiße show! Americans love the Scheiße show because this is stupid America. This is reality TV every day, all day. Traitor trump is more concerned about his crowd sizes and conducting Nuremberg rally events than he is about running the government. And Americans love it. They love it so much that they will happily re-elect traitor trump to a second term. Mark my words, morons. No one is truly interested in what traitor trump is actually doing or not doing, for if they were then his job approval rating would be in the 30s just like it was when the morons of America were paying attention as traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans tried to repeal America’s health care. So, now they’ve stopped paying attention and are simply enjoying the Scheiße show. Welcome to stupid America where people must be entertained all the time. Forget about thinking! Entertain me!
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From CNN, “America is blundering into a new Russia election-meddling hall of mirrors that’s already doing Moscow’s work: tearing fresh political divides and threatening to again tarnish democracy’s most sacred moment, a national election. Revelations Thursday about intelligence assessments that Russia has launched a new interference effort to help reelect Donald Trump — and the President’s furious reaction — mark the return of a recurring nightmare for the country just nine months before the presidential election.” The only reason Russia was successful the first time and will be just as successful this time around is that America is full of abject f***tards. Only in stupid America do Americans get their “news” from Facebook and Twitter. Only in stupid America does Russia promote a dictator to be president and Americans like it. Only in stupid America does traitor trump’s job approval ratings improve the more incompetent and autocratic he acts. Only in stupid America! At this point, I say f*** it! F*** it all! A country that can be so easily and collectively manipulated and be so gullible no longer deserves to persist. Seriously! I give up! Why not? For decades the minority population of RepubliKKKlans has always had an outsized amount of power over the majority of the population and the minority has always just sat back and done nothing until it’s too late. Guess what? It’s too late! So let the RepubliKKKlan takeover of America be complete and let’s see just how miserable America becomes with less private rights, more poverty, no affordable health care that will be back to discriminating coverage for individuals. Let it all burn down before the morons of America wake up and realize what has been lost. I hate the stupidity of this country. It’s all stupid, all the time. Where is the Einsatzgruppen for stupid America? Seriously! Just line them up! Welcome to stupid America, morons. Mark my words!
From Axios, “Donald Trump changed how to run for president. Next, he changed the Republican Party. Now, he’s changing the presidency and the boundaries of executive power. In the past week, Trump has purged internal dissenters, imported loyalists, pardoned political and financial criminals and continued a running commentary on live Justice Department criminal cases — despite an unprecedented public brushback from his attorney general.” And what is America’s reaction to all this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. That’s right. It is the big ole, “I don’t care!” How do I know this? Witness any recent traitor trump job approval rating — it is at record highs. The more dictatorial he gets the more people like what he’s doing because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: Americans are too stupid for democracy. The country really is! Democracy takes work to maintain and Americans are simply too stupid and too lazy to protect it. Americans vote in an appallingly low percentage compared to every other democratic country in the world. Americans just give up — yet they still bitch enough about the government in which they refuse to participate. They wanted a “non-politician” to come in and disrupt (destroy) the government, and now they have it. What the f*** did they think would be formed in democracy’s place? A better democracy? I guess the majority of f***tards out there did, but in reality, we have a dictatorship, which the other half of American f***tards are completely happy living under. So, congratu-f***ing-lations to all the morons out there for swapping out our Democracy with a king. Welcome to stupid America. All stupid all the time.
According to Politico, “He was rusty. He was testy. He was out of touch. And, for a candidate often shielded by the scripted one-liners of killer campaign advisers, he was on his own — unable to hide his peevish demeanor and unable to portray himself, as his campaign has tried to do, as the clear choice to stop Bernie Sanders and beat Donald Trump.” Surely, I thought to myself, Bloomberg is smart enough and accomplished enough not to risk the hundreds of millions of dollars invested in his campaign. Surely, he takes this run for president seriously enough to prepare for a very predictable night of personal and professional attacks. Surely, he would have the capacity to reflect and conduct some self-critical evaluation in advance to anticipate how others will come at him. Surely, Bloomberg knows all these things and more given his success. Surely, he practiced at least a little bit of debate. Surely, surely, surely! Surely, I was wrong. Un-f***ing-believable. WTF!?!? Seriously! I mean f***ing seriously! Did Bloomberg really think he could just wing it?
To be fair, traitor trump has been winging it for his entire life and look at him now. I guess winging it is perfect for stupid America! We are so f***ed! I have no f***ing hope left — and I had very little to start. Americans are not going to elect a woman or a gay guy or a socialist or a Jew as president. But dumbass Democrats are more than willing to nominate one as their presidential candidate. Mark my words, morons. America is not the f***ing shining city on a hill; it is just as racist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, misogynistic, and homophobic as everyone imagines it to be. Welcome to four more years of traitor trump, f***tards. This is MAGA moron country! This is a country commanded by the RepubliKKKlan minority. This is evil Evangelical country where that 15% of the population dictates our national laws and mores (for those idiots out there the pronunciation is môrāz). Welcome to stupid America!
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[T]rump Pardons the Swamp
Of course, he does because this is stupid, stpid America who loves their corrupt king. None of this Scheiße matters anymore. It’s already too late. It was too late the day traitor trump was elected because America is just too f***ing stupid to care. Look, morons! This is precisely what conservatives want! This is the type of government MAGA morons, evil Evangelicals, and RepubliKKKlans want! They want a king. They want an authoritarian to tell them what to do, how to live, and what to think. This is the hallmark of a m*****f***ing G.D. stupid society that is incapable of thinking for themselves. It’s just easier to get by in life by having a dictator tell people what to do. Democracy takes work, f***tards! But this is stupid, lazy America! Stupid is as stupid does and we does! Welcome to stupid America!
From NPR, “Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders has opened up a double-digit lead in the Democratic nominating contest, according to a new NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll. Sanders has 31% support nationally, up 9 points since December, the last time the poll asked about Democratic voters’ preferences.” Look! I like his policies! I like his enthusiasm! I like is consistency! I like his ability to attract a younger demographic. I also like that he has an aggressive base that can take on MAGA morons. Progressives need a radical (violent) left-wing to counter the right. I, however, hesitate with his age and I hesitate with his self-described democratic socialist label– not that I object to its actual meaning or for what it stands. Unfortunately, America is really just too f***ing stupid to understand that our current economic and political systems already have components of socialism, as I have said time and time again. Moreover, Sanders is far from turning America into a Scandinavian utopia. Yet, Americans are scared to death of the s-word and no matter what the Bernie Bros won’t show up to vote. For all of their excitement and energy, they fail to vote. Mark my words, morons. It happens every f***ing four years; pundits keep saying the youth vote will finally turn out and change the American presidency for good, but they never do. Never! So, in the end, it will be a broken promise of the youth sweeping Sanders into office only for them to fail to show up while scaring other dumbass Democrats away because of “socialism.” Fan-f***ing-tastic! Welcome to stupid America!
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Malarkey!
From Politico, “One South Carolina lawmaker says she switched allegiances after warning several Biden staffers that their grassroots approach was outdated. His message is uninspiring. His ground game is flawed. After Iowa and New Hampshire, they’re no longer convinced he can beat Donald Trump.” Whaaaa? !?! “Outdated???” How can that be? The man named his campaign bus the “No Malarkey” tour, and that’s when I was over Biden. I think Bloomberg is the next best bet, but he’s Jewish; I can’t wait for the antisemites of America to destroy that candidate while dumbass Democrats stand by and wonder how, why, and when America became so antisemitic. Hint: Because this is stupid America and all those things that we believe about America such as fairness, equality, unbiased, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera are all lies and myths we love to tell ourselves to make us feel better about being a nation of white nationalist Evangelicals, misogynists, homophobes… . Welcome to stupid America where just under the surface this country is a majority of all of humanity’s worst impulses.
CNN reports, “It’s time to stop asking whether President Donald Trump will learn lessons from the controversies he constantly stokes — of course he does. But far from stepping back or opting for contrition as his critics and appeasers hope, Trump draws darker political conclusions. The result is that he expands his own power by confounding institutional restraints and opening a zone of presidential impunity — while at the same time delighting his political base.” Clearly, only idiots didn’t see traitor trump going unchained after impeachment, which includes every RepubliKKKlan and most dumbass Democrats. This is why I wrote to my Democratic Congressman several times that Democrats were morons for limiting the articles of impeachment to only two charges! What they needed to do was throw the f***ing kitchen sink at traitor trump and not rush it — they needed to drag impeachment out until election! But they did rush things and they did keep the focus narrow to simplify matters for stupid America because Americans are morons, to be sure! Of course, they didn’t do exactly what they needed to do because Democrats are f***tards who never miss an opportunity to f*** up an opportunity! So, instead of overwhelming stupid America, they underwhelmed them and Americans got bored because, as I said, this is stupid America that can’t be bothered with non-shinny objects. Don’t forget that this is a society more interested in award shows than understanding how their government f***ing works. Welcome to stupid America. Dumber today than it was yesterday!
Honestly, these people should be taken out back and euthanized for being so m*****f***ing stupid. I don’t understand how these people have enough brainpower to breathe.
According to Politico, “A judge has dismissed a lawsuit complaining that President Donald Trump and his aides are failing to maintain legally required records of his meetings with foreign leaders.” This is, of course, starting to get predictable. But wait! There is more!
From CNN, “By bulldozing into Roger Stone’s sentencing, Donald Trump sparked a mutiny by four career prosecutors, raised fears about the impartial administration of justice and showed how his impeachment acquittal unchained an already rampant presidency. The Justice Department’s decision to water down a recommendation by its own prosecutors for Stone to serve up to nine years in prison that outraged the President sent shockwaves through Washington. It also appears to reflect Trump’s redoubled determination to escalate pressure on core institutions of the US government to pursue his personal and political priorities.”
Naturally, none of this matters because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America of the highest f***ing order! No one cares! Seriously! Traitor trump is only getting more popular because Americans are morons who only care about the economy. F*** their and (especially) other’s civil rights. F*** the rule of law. Americans hate the law anyway, so why shouldn’t the president break it. F*** it all! MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals wanted this disaster to destroy American society to usher in a theocracy. And no one cares! Welcome to stupid America. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: let it all burn down. No one is going to give a f*** because the worse it gets the higher traitor trump’s job approval rating.