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Bernie Sanders — Ugh? Oh? Umm?

Depending on the day, I don’t know what to make of the Sanders campaign. On the one hand, he is precisely the anti-traitor trump candidate in all the right ways — the policies, the enthusiasm, the masses (most important the masses and because this is stupid America even the masses are important on the progressive side), the ability to attack traitor trump (which Bloomberg seems to be the only other candidate capable of doing at this point in the game), the ability to be ruthless in politics. All of it! But! But! But! Traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans will hang the word “socialism” around his neck and kill his chances because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid, stupid America where the majority of idiots have no f***ing clue that the economy as it exists right now is a mix of capitalism and socialism. Most notably are programs like social security and medicare and other services like the military, police, and fire. (Don’t get me started on corporate welfare which is a whole separate conversation.) MAGA morons never seem to have a problem paying taxes to the government to manage 24/7 police and fire services for which they may never use or use only very rarely. In fact, it is more likely that these same “anti-socialist” morons who never seem to complain about the police and fire departments are doing exactly what they hate the most — paying for services someone else is likely going to use. If these f***tards were actually willing to live in a purely capitalist society then they should contract with local (private) police and fire departments for which they would be charged for as-used services. I mean this is the kind of world they want to live in, right? Welcome to stupid America. We’re f***ed because it’s all stupid all the time here!

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Bernie Bros Will Sink the Next Election…Again

From the Daily Beast, “Sen. Bernie Sanders has called their behavior ‘disgusting.’ Would-be supporters of the Vermont independent have cited them as the reason they can’t endorse him. His campaign has even privately apologized to rivals for online pile-ons that crossed the line into open harassment. And still, the Bernie Bro army marches on.” It always takes two sides to royally f*** over a presidential election: moron RepubliKKKlans and idiot liberals!

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Hope Is for Morons and Idiots and F***tards

From Raw Story, again, “In an interview with Rev. Al Sharpton, Heffner outlined why Roberts’ impartiality isn’t exactly what Democrats think it is. ‘But I’m tired of hearing about Chief Justice Roberts impartiality, this idea that he’s some kind of paragon of constitutional order,’ Heffner said. ‘The proof is in the pudding. The reality is this Supreme Court had an opportunity to review the cases about whether the public should have access to Trump’s business and personal tax returns, whether the public should have the testimony of [John] Bolton and company.’” Every time I hear a f***ing dumbass Democrat express that they “hope” RepubliKKKlans do something (right/good/for the country over party) I want to reach through the f***ing TV or computer and f***ing strangle them, but then again this is stupid f***ing America where dumbass Democrats spend more time hoping than actually achieving. At least one person (Heffner) understands that dumbass Democrats, as usual, are too stupid to understand that Roberts will disappoint and never do anything other than to hurt America and the majority of Americans while benefiting the minority. Welcome to stupid America; we’re still dumb here. All day, every day.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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Because Stupid America, Again

From Axios, “If Russia’s goal in meddling in U.S. elections has been to undermine trust in the democratic process, it has already won — and the U.S. isn’t even starting to take the sort of steps that might reverse that outcome.” This is what happens when the dumbest people on the planet voted for traitor trump. The country is just too stupid to endure.

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A Woman Cannot Win (Hillary)

According to the AP, “Elizabeth Warren made a forceful case for a female president and stood behind her accusation suggesting sexism by progressive rival Bernie Sanders in a Democratic debate that raised gender as a key issue in the sprint to Iowa’s presidential caucuses.” No, a woman cannot win the Electoral College in the good ole misogynistic United States of America. Hello! Hillary? I don’t even know where to begin with this argument except to say dumbass Democrats are perennially stuck in happy, fantasy world which, of course, means they are forever incapable of understanding the essence of the enemy, and if one cannot understand the enemy then one will never beat them. Welcome to stupid America hell! Who is the enemy? RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals. All of whom think women should not be in positions of power, and if I’ve said it once to the idiots of America then I’ve said it a hundred f***ing thousand times before: while the majority of America would (and have) voted for a woman to be president this stupid country is not run by the majority — it is held hostage by the minority, and the minority is racist, misogynist, anti-gay, etc. So, welcome to trump stupid America. This is the new normal because dumbass Democrats are too weak to do anything about it.

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Politics Purely Moronic

This Is Why Stupid America

According to CNN, “The poll shows 56% of Americans said they disapprove of the way Trump is dealing with escalating tensions with Iran while 43% said they approved. The poll was conducted on January 10-11, the same week Iran launched retaliatory attacks against Iraqi bases housing US troops after an American drone strike killed Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani. Asked about the US airstrike, the majority, 52%, said it has made the United States less safe.” And this is why traitor trump will get re-elected because of stupid America. Fifty-six percent is not enough.

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All Story, No Substance

A CNN headline reads, “Many millennials are worse off than their parents — a first in American history.” The story was almost worthless because it did not touch the political aspect of the individuals it highlighted in the article. Seriously?!?! The article talked about the “American Dream” while completely ignoring how these people vote — if they vote. I don’t understand how one writes an article about the differences between generations without acknowledging that the most important driver that differentiates the prosperity of generations aside from economics is politics, and actually I argue it’s politics that drives the economy. They specifically discuss how millennials came of age during the Great Recession which, in short, set the path for this generation to be less prosperous than their parents. Of course, the singular cause of the Great Recession is RepubliKKKlan policies and no-holds-barred capitalism. Of course, one’s political views should be critical to this story, but naturally, it’s not to a MSM piece like this, which seems to think the “American Dream” is completely unrelated to the influence of politics on America’s prosperity of the middle and lower classes. Nonetheless, I have no doubt far too many millennials are more than willing and happy to vote RepubliKKKlan. Welcome to stupid America because it must be Democrats’ fault!

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A Tie Goes to Traitor [T]rump

In the final analysis, the question will be, Did the Iran episode help or hurt traitor trump? And I say: a tie goes to traitor trump, sadly! This is how morons of America will interrupt the crisis with Iran — and my I remind people an interruption by an American citizenry so f***ing G.D. stupid that the vast majority cannot find Iran on a f***ing map. So, how and why people should have an opinion about something they have no f***ing clue about is beyond me, but that has never stopped morons in the past from making stupid decisions with such great consequence like voting for traitor trump. Nonetheless, stupid-think goes like this: bad “terrorist” Iranian general Soleimani (that no American has ever heard of before) dead and no Americans killed. We won! That’s it! Simpleton is as simple “thinks.” No questioning or contemplating how the f*** did we even get to this point of near all-out war. Nope! None of that deeper analysis. It stops at: “Could have been worse.” That’s the level of stupidity to which this country has settled — it could have been worse. I think traitor trump will see a small bump in the polls because he’ll be credited for not starting a war based on a set of circumstances that he instigated! Mark my words, morons! F*** me! I live in stupid hell! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Kill! Me! Now!

From Politico, “Former national security adviser John Bolton said Monday he would testify if subpoenaed as part of the Senate’s impeachment trial of President Donald Trump. Bolton, who was asked to testify as part of the House’s impeachment inquiry but refused to appear for a deposition, said in a statement he wants to meet his’ obligations’ both as a citizen and as a former top presidential adviser.” Oh, yeah. As if! Of course, the morons of the MSM were tripping all over this “breaking news.” Apparently, this was so earth-shattering that it pushed WW III news off the top of the newscast. It was the “game-changer!” Traitor trump and the turtle are in trouble now! How can the turtle resist the zero RepubliKKKlans calling for Bolton to testify?

Un-f***ing-believable. I swear to f***ing God! It is impossible to discern who is dumber: MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, some Democrats, or the MSM. Not once did the MSM question the sincerity and likelihood of Bolton actually testifying, which are both zero. As usual, the storyline is what will the Senate do? Oh, dear f***ing Lord! What will RepubliKKKlans in the Senate do now? These are absolutely stupid questions meant for the average moron viewer because the answer today is the same as it was yesterday, as it was a week ago, a month ago, since traitor trump took office: nothing! Watching MSM treat this “news” as if anything changed is so infuriating and mind-numbingly stupid.

Don’t worry. There is enough stupidity to go around! Naturally, dumbass Democrats will do nothing either. It’s been nearly 24 hours since Bolton’s announcement, and not a single House Democrat has called for him to testify in the House because this is stupid America. So, let me see if I understand this correctly. Bolton hides behind others’ lawsuits not to testify, and, like clockwork, the House withdrew its subpoena because the courts were going to take too long, effectively rendering the entire argument moot. Now, Bolton suddenly has a “change of heart” by offering to testify in the Senate when there is zero chance of that ever happening — mark my words, morons. Wow! How brave of him! Welcome to stupid America. Dumbass Democrats are f***ing us over more than MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans!

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Of Course, the Tea Party Never Died

According to Raw Story, “The whole narrative of Tea Party failure is wrong, in my opinion. While Tea Party organizations proclaimed high-minded principles of fiscal restraint, I don’t think that complex budgetary issues or particular readings of the Constitution motivate masses of voters. Today’s Republican Party is entirely in the hands of Trump, he completely ignores adherence to the Constitution and maintaining a balanced budget, and Tea Partiers are delirious with joy. The enthusiasts who scream at Trump rallies are the same people who signed on to the Contract from America in 2010. Trump embodies their real core beliefs: white supremacy; opposition to abortion rights, gay marriage, transgender people and anything that appears to deviate from their mythology of the “traditional family”; opposition to government regulation of private business, but support for government intrusion into private life; opposition to gender equality.”

Yeah, I’m not sure what f***tard actually believes that the Tea Party ever died — they changed their name in the House to the “Freedom Caucus” which, of course, is code for the freedom to discriminate against the gays and colored people. The author of the article is exactly right, but I take it even one step further: the Tea Party is not only the RepubliKKKlan Party and the traitor trump Party, but it is the essence of America! I’m telling all the f***ing morons in America out there that like to think America is the shining city on the hill — it is not! It is a nation of hate, but at least I hate the right people: MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and Evangelicals. Hate is a fantastic motivator; it should get peop0le to the polls more. Oh, that’s right. It does — the wrong people. That’s the problem with progressives. They don’t hate enough! They’re too busy forgiving and not voting. F*** that. Hate! Don’t forgive! And f***ing vote Democratic! If I’ve said once then I’ve said it countless times before: hating MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and Evangelicals is like hating cancer. I don’t see how it can possibly be wrong! Once we purge all of these people from America then it will be that shining city on a hill, even though this is a biblical reference.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise — and now Tulsi ads, who is a see you next Tuesday Russian useful idiot! That’s f***ing annoying and suspicious, but whatever!