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American Mass Shooting: Days Ending in ‘Y’

Neo-Nazi Payton Gendron; Attribution BigDawg via Reuters

Hmm. If it’s Saturday, then there must be another mass shooting in America. As Forbes writes, “The U.S. has averaged more than one mass shooting a day this year, continuing an upward trend since researchers began thoroughly tracking the subject following the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary.” But particularly special about today’s mass shooting in a Buffalo, New York supermarket is the racist and Great Replacement motivations, which are 100 percent propagated by RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. As I have written ad nauseam, all these people — 40 percent of the population, at least — are a cancer on this nation.

Look, morons! America is doomed. I don’t know how many times I have to keep saying it. I don’t know how many examples of American life I have to evince. I don’t know how many tragedies I must share before this country wakes up to its impending doom. I can already hear the right-wing arguments against one lone 18-year-old white supremacist targeting and killing 10 Blacks. The people who are the likes of Tucker “I’m a Racist” Carlson, who espouses the Great Replacement Theory on his show daily, will declare it’s not their fault. They will claim this guy is a crazy “lone wolf” kid. They will claim this “not a domestic terrorist attack” is all the more reason for everyone to conceal carry. Fear not, for SCOTUS is about to grant Second Amendment gun nuts’ wish by making America a true hellscape of people armed to the teeth and donned with all the latest tactical gear to walk the dog.

But whatever! I say the same sh*t after every mass shooting because it’s all the same. I could actually sum up everything in a few fragments of thought. America’s crazy love of guns, social media, and the “reality show.” America’s white supremacy problem. One political party desires and stokes minority hatred. SCOTUS is about to flood the nation with permitless conceal carry because FREEDOM! (Freedom to be killed, that is, but only in America!) And, of course, no one cares because it all keeps happening over and over and over and over again. “Thoughts and prayers!” Meaningless. I can’t wait for nothing to change! Welcome to stupid America!

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Cawthorn’s Tallywacker Does Not Work!

Well, folks, it looks like my query has finally been answered, and apparently it’s been a matter of public record this whole time, but I sure as sh*t was not going to Google, “Does Madison Cawthorn’s dick work?” I bided my time for the answer to reveal itself, and it did in a Politico exposé, which links to his 2015 deposition, “Q. Okay. And do you have the ability to have an erection? A. No. Q. And you’ve never had one since the incident? A. Negative.”

My quest and obsession with Cawthorn have come to an end. Some may wonder why I pick on a paraplegic. It seems rather heartless and cruel. Perhaps it does seem unfortunate to pick on someone who endured a regrettable life accident. But guess what? We all have unfortunate life experiences; we all have crosses to bear. Some are heavier than others. So, cry me a river. Not to mention, he’s the one who decided to become a politician and expose his life to public inspection (and ridicule). I have no doubt that this “uber homeschooled Christian” was a dick before the accident — as uber Christians tend to be — and he’s proved himself to be a dick after the accident and in politics. Life-changing experiences such as Cawthorn’s tend to amplify one’s character, not change it. Too bad the dick can’t get hard.

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Subpoenas to Nowhere

Is it just me, or is the House January 6 Committee going fucking nowhere? Today they issued subpoenas for McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Scott Perry, Andy Biggs, and Mo Brooks. Why? Seriously! Why bother? None of these RepubliKKKlans will show up to testify. So, what will the committee do in response? Absolutely nothing! Oh, sure! They might refer contempt charges to the DOJ, but we all know how that will end — nothing happens. In short, what the committee just proved is they are willing to issue subpoenas to recalcitrant witnesses but unwilling to enforce them, rendering these subpoenas and any subpoenas issued by Democrats absolutely worthless! I promise you this, though. If the tables were turned and Democrats ignored RepubliKKKlan subpoenas, then they would not hesitate to clean out the ‘ole basement jail to hold people with inherent contempt of Congress. This latest stunt will only reveal the utter weakness of the Democratic Party and the incompetence of the January 6 Committee. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!

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‘The Great MAGA King’

Biden calls traitor trump “The Great MAGA King.” Ugh! Kill me now! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t with dumbass Democrats. They have no sense or concept of pejoratives. Biden intended the remark to be an insult. And for a person who is the leader of the free world and head of a domestic political party that still believes in democracy, one may understand the slur, but that says too much about the American audience. To be sure, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks embrace Biden’s dig because they hate democracy and would rather have king traitor trump. Instead of Biden cutting the MAGA movement, he just gave them something to embrace. Naturally, that’s the problem with the political fecklessness of the Democratic Party. They have no idea how to fight verbally, politically, or psychically. And this is why America’s democracy is doomed in the face of an anti-democratic, pro-king political opposition. Democrats have no chance. Welcome to stupid America.

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Killing Roe Is the Great Replacement Choice

Look! Killing Roe is meant to help avert the Great Replacement. Coupled with controlling women’s bodies, this is the primary goal of the white Christian nationalists sitting on SCOTUS and in government. Now, now. I already hear your objections: Killing Roe impacts poor minority groups the most, which are allegedly the groups engendering the Great Replacement. To be sure, poor minority groups would be most impacted by banning abortions, but there is a reason why white nationalists want to push abortions into the back alleys because, mind you, abortions are not going away; they’re just going to become more deadly, and that is the point. If black and brown people can’t get an abortion legally, then they are more likely to die trying or be jailed for succeeding. Either way, they cannot reproduce to replace whitey. These RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are counting on white pregnant women forced to give birth to outnumber the darkies. In short, white supremacists want abortion bans to propel the white baby population while hoping minorities die while trying! It’s really that simple. Welcome to stupid America!

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Take Back Control of Your Body: Women

I have been listening to the apologetic arguments by dumbass Democrats over the termination of Roe. While they have finally been making much noise (sound and fury), they are all missing a cohesive, pithy catchphrase. Imagine that! Dumbass Democrats don’t have a coordinated message! The day after the Alito opinion killing Roe leaked, RepubliKKKlans had three pages of talking points to set the messaging swiftly. Democrats, of course, have nothing, so each Senator and Congressperson is left to present their own disconnected set of views, which are all essentially aligned, but it’s not effective. I did hear Senator Schumer describe the “horror” of overturning Roe. Ugh! The use of “horror” connotes some lousy movie. That man is a disastrous leader of the senate and Democrats. He just always seems to miss the f***ing mark with his language and political maneuvers. I can’t wait to hear him exclaim “shame” to McConnell or other RepubliKKKlans as if they have any. Kill me now. These are the people fighting for women’s rights! We’re screwed. Nonetheless, Democrats fail to establish and repeat — ad nauseam — that one phrase voters need to remember.

Well, I do have the catchphrase! Democrats need to take a page from Brexit. Women need to take back control of their bodies! “Take back control!” It is that simple. Keep it simple, stupid! It is perfect for the stupidity that is the American voter! This is free advice that I am confident dumbass Democrats will ignore because it probably comes off as too forceful and may imply RepubliKKKlans want to control women’s bodies. God forbid Democrats speak truth to power. Welcome to stupid America! It can always be dumber!

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The American Taliban Rising

RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are the American version of the Taliban. As they ascend in America, they will eventually rule over the nation. The similarities are striking, and the regression in Afghanistan after 20 years of progress is a reminder that nothing is permanent; progress is ephemeral; humanity reverts to old conservative habits. As Politico writes, “The [hijab] decree by the Taliban’s hardline leader Hibaitullah Akhunzada even suggested women shouldn’t leave their homes unless necessary and outlines a series of punishments for male relatives of women violating the code. It was a major blow to the rights of women in Afghanistan, who for two decades had been living with relative freedom before the Taliban takeover last August — when U.S. and other foreign forces withdrew in the chaotic end to a 20-year war.” Compare this to the end of Roe after 50 years.

Sound familiar? It is impossible to distinguish between an ultra-religious Muslim tyranny in Afghanistan and an ultra-religious Christian tyranny in America. I am not being hyperbolic. The two countries are in more unison than many are willing to realize. Look, morons of America. What is happening with SCOTUS and Roe and the insurrection by MAGA World is not a flash in the pan. And it should not be surprising that America has arrived where we are. It has been a long time in the making. For decades, the far-right has been on a relentless march, and dumbass Democrats have done nothing. They have been feckless and pathetic in election after election, and it is all about to be too late to fix anything. Mark my words, f***tards! The only way out is through, and that throughline is war! We get the government we deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!

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Corporations Will Not Save Your Rights, Morons

Do not expect profit-seeking companies to safeguard your rights, f***tards. They will be cowed by RepubliKKKlans eventually. As the Axios reports, “The Supreme Court’s forthcoming abortion ruling will put Corporate America in a vise, squeezed between employees pressuring companies to speak out and state governments that might punish them if they do. Companies have gotten significantly more outspoken on a host of political and social issues. Abortion was a tougher one to begin with, and a Supreme Court ruling striking down Roe v. Wade is likely to come just as big corporations are growing more afraid of how much their activism can cost them.”

If I have to hear one more person opine that corporations are going to save us from tyranny, then I am going to go ape-sh*t! Corporations will be cowed! Mark my words! What DeSantis did in Florida is a prime example. RepubliKKKlans will punish corporations for trying to protect citizens’ rights or the rights of their employees. Eventually, corporations will back down. They always do! Don’t think for a second that conservative retribution on the entire country only focuses on individuals; they want to control businesses as well, and they will. Mark my words, morons. As I constantly keep saying, we reached the point of no return when SCOTUS became a wholly-owned tool of the far-right wing. How many times do I have to keep saying it? SCOTUS is taking away voting rights and personal rights to make sure RepubliKKKlans remain in control forever. You’ve been warned. And Democrats are too weak to do anything about it because I live in stupid hell. Once corporate activism negatively impacts their profitability, then people will quickly comprehend just how much on their own they are. Welcome to stupid America!

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Humanity Is Stupid!

Filipinos love their corrupt dictators. From The Hill, “Voting began Monday for the Philippines presidential election, with the son of former dictator Ferdinand Marcos appearing poised for victory. … Marcos, whose running mate is current President Rodrigo Duterte’s daughter, Sara Duterte, leads in the polls by 30 percentage points, according to Reuters. … The election has placed a spotlight on the dynastic dominance in Philippines politics. It also marks a remarkable return to prominence for the Marcos family, just decades after fleeing the country amid rising discontent over corruption and brutality. Observers have attributed the rehabilitation of the family name under Marcos Jr. largely to savvy social media campaigns geared toward younger voters who are less familiar with the father’s ruthless rule.”

Humanity never learns. It really doesn’t. It can’t even remember what happened two generations ago. Unbelievable that Filipinos are about to elect the worst of both worlds: The son and heir of the hated Marcos dictatorship paired with the daughter of the kill-people-addicted-to-drugs president. What could possibly go wrong? This is why I have zero faith in humanity. It looks like the Philippines is about to repeat history, and they don’t care. No one ever cares. It’s always a return to the worst parts of the past. The shoes! Oh, well. America is next!

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Russians Are Morons

There is little doubt that Russians give Americans a run for their money in the stupidity race. According to The Times of Israel (ironic on a couple of levels), “Russian President Vladimir Putin on Sunday vowed that ‘as in 1945, victory will be ours’ as he congratulated former Soviet nations on the 77th anniversary of Nazi Germany’s defeat in World War II. ‘Today, our soldiers, as their ancestors, are fighting side by side to liberate their native land from the Nazi filth with the confidence that, as in 1945, victory will be ours,’ said Putin, who sent Russian troops into Ukraine in February.”

It is incomprehensible to anyone — or it should be — that Nazis have returned to Europe, especially reincarnated in the Jewish leader of Ukraine. F*** this excuse that Russians are “brainwashed” or “propagandized” into believing something so absurd. We actually give too much credit to propaganda and fail to recognize that only a country full of f***tards could possibly believe such nonsense. Some assertions, by their very nature, are a posteriori ridiculous. Putin claims Nazis are running Ukraine. Last I checked my history, Nazis were out and proud, so to speak. They did not hide their politics or their affiliations. In fact, their marks and symbols were everywhere in Germany and other occupied territories. Everyone knew they were Nazis. Nazis knew they were Nazis. Citizens of occupied nations knew Nazis were Nazis. The Allied nations knew Nazis were Nazis. No one throughout the world doubted who the Nazis were. Yet, apparently, today’s Nazis in Ukraine is one big worldwide secrete that only the Russians can see. Christ! Even American Nazis of today aren’t shy. They love to march with their tiki torches dressed in khakis wearing their “Look, I’m a Nazi!” armbands, flags, and salutes. Nazis don’t hide! Mind you as well that the Russian army is parading and still using the goosestep. You tell me which nation still reflects the Nazis. Welcome to the idiocracy club, Russia! Your idiot boy Putin is making the entire country look like a bunch of f***tards! Ugh. Whatever. I live in stupid hell!