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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic

You Can’t Undo the Stupid!

RawStory reports, “An anti-vaxxer who attended former president Donald Trump’s rally in Texas on Saturday claimed he knew his T-shirt was misspelled, but opted to wear it anyway.” I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a terrible speller. Absolutely terrible, and I am constantly finding typos in old posts. But here’s the thing: I f***ing make corrections as soon as I find them. I would never knowingly leave a misspelled word in a post. How utterly mortifying! Yet, here is this MAGA moron deliberately advertising his stupidity. Un-f***ing-believable! This is why I repeatedly keep saying the level of stupid in America cannot be undone. It can only be culled! Welcome too stupid America! 😐

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

America: 100 Percent Enriched Uranium -Ists

From The Hill, “The majority of Americans who participated in a new poll want President Biden to consider ‘all possible nominees’ following the president’s commitment to nominate a Black woman to the high court. An ABC News/Ipsos poll out Sunday showed that 76 percent of Americans wanted the president to consider ‘all possible nominees’ while just 23 percent wanted him to only consider Black women for the nomination.”

I am disappointed, but not the least bit surprised by the poll’s findings. If the nation’s ever-enduring racism and misogyny could be described in terms of its nuclear destructiveness to society, then America would be 100 percent enriched weapons-grade uranium racist and sexist! Clearly, I’m in the 23 percent cohort, but that’s only because I’m less of a moron than the rest of the population. First of all, any one of the purported Black women on the shortlist of candidates is eminently qualified by their institutional pedigree alone. Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit is a twice Harvard graduate (undergraduate and law school); California Supreme Court Justice Leondra Kruger is a Harvard and Yale graduate; Judge J. Michelle Childs of the U.S. District Court for the District of South Carolina is a University of South Carolina School of Law graduate and Duke graduate with a Masters of Laws — granted not Havard or Yale — but she holds four degrees. All these people — and no doubt anyone Biden nominates — will be cream of the crop. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just a racist and a sexist.

Second, SCOTUS should — no, must — better reflect the composition of America, which means the lived experiences a Black woman would bring to the Court makes that person even more qualified than any other race or sex notwithstanding their educational background or lack thereof. It is clearly a missing constituency from the Court. So, when Faux News and all the other RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron racists start b*tching about how Biden is using race and sex to pick the next SCOTUS justice, then I say, you’re f***ing G.D. right he is. He should. Currently, we have a majority of old white straight men on the conservative side of the Court determining the fate of a decidedly less and less white majority population. And last I checked women make up more than 50 percent of the population; that is just a biological fact — a biological necessity. Therefore, you better f***ing believe Biden should bring balance to the Court even if it doesn’t ultimately change the voting majority. To deny this urgent and necessary leveling of the composition of SCOTUS makes you a racist and a sexist, which is why I am not surprised that 76 percent of America fails to understand this imperative, for there is still racism and sexism everywhere, even amongst our own ranks.

One might think Biden’s nomination of a Black woman to SCOTUS would be a RepubliKKKlan freebie; they can show their fake support of a minority, knowing that such an appointment would not impact the overall conservative supermajority. Nonetheless, since RepubliKKKlans are first and foremost racists, they can’t wait to smear and hate on any Biden pick of a superior Black woman. We can take these -isms and -ists out of our language and aspirations, but we can’t take it out of the nation’s soul, apparently. Welcome to stupid America!

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In My Legal Opinion Purely Moronic

Vindicated!

Veni, vidi, vici! I quote at length from The Hill, “It is hard to overstate what a critical crossroad the challenge to Roe presents not only for abortion but for so many of our other most cherished constitutional rights. … The assumption that we would continue to enjoy our other fundamental constitutional rights to privacy as well as choice in our most important personal decisions free of unwarranted government intrusion, overlooks that the Constitution does not expressly mention any of these rights, including matters affecting marriage, family relationships, child rearing, education, procreation, intimate relationships, private consensual sexual conduct, contraception and medical treatment. States have tried to regulate every one of them. And many of those efforts have failed only because, in a long line of decisions going back to the 19th century, the Supreme Court has, as in Roe, made clear that the concept of liberty guaranteed by the Fourteenth Amendment includes the same rights of privacy, individual dignity, physical autonomy, bodily integrity and the freedom to make intimate choices that define personal identity and beliefs, on which the right to abortion also rests. … But if the court now overturns Roe, it will base its decision on the fact that abortion, like all of these other rights, is not expressly mentioned in the Constitution. That is exactly what the three current Republican-appointed justices who joined the court before Trump was president said six years ago about the right to same-sex marriage, when they dissented from the court’s landmark 5-to-4 decision in Obergefell v. Hodges that held that individuals of the same sex have a constitutional right to marry [emphasis added].”

I am not a trained lawyer, but I am a prolific reader and on occasion, I actually read legal opinions, mostly from SCOTUS. So, I am well-read and I generally speak about matters with which I have beyond a passing familiarity. Everything the lawyer writes in the quote above is everything I’ve been warning f***tards of America about since the day RBG died, with my first post titled Catastrophic!. And then more here, here, here, and here. I will repeat myself again: Citizens are going to be very surprised when SCOTUS starts repealing rights they thought they had been guaranteed in the Constitution but were never really there because Roe was that stone wall holding back a theocratic court of white straight men telling the rest of us how to live. Oh, well. Overturning Roe impacts all of us, but America is too stupid and apathetic to understand the gravity of what is about to ensue. By the time the majority of Americans realize what’s happening it will be far too late. The Hill article by a lawyer vindicates everything I — the layman — have been screaming at you for well over a year. You were warned then and you’re warned now; I suspect no one cares, still. I guess no one will believe until after the catastrophe comes to pass. Welcome to stupid America. Need I say more?

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International Indigestion Purely Moronic

News Flash: Brady Retires and Snow in Winter

Dominating cable news programs today are chiefly Brady retires from football — maybe — and there is a snowstorm in the Northeast during winter. Meanwhile from Reuters, “Russia’s military buildup near Ukraine has expanded to include supplies of blood along with other medical materials that would allow it to treat casualties, in yet another key indicator of Moscow’s military readiness, three U.S. officials tell Reuters. Current and former U.S. officials say concrete indicators — like blood supplies — are critical in determining whether Moscow would be prepared to carry out an invasion, if Russian President Vladimir Putin decided to do so. The disclosure of the blood supplies by U.S. officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, adds another piece of context to growing U.S. warnings that Russia could be preparing for a new invasion of Ukraine as it masses more than 100,000 troops near its borders.” This is clue #3 according to the Atlantic Council, and the MSM is preoccupied with football and weather.

Un-f***ing-believable. I guess the average American moron is still apprehending the forthcoming Ukraine-Russia conflict as a regional matter wherein America should be completely indifferent to the consequences of yet “another European conflict”; I’m beginning to view Russian aggression as something larger or at least something that will quickly get out of control. Have Americans learned nothing from the last two world wars? I know, it’s a silly question because the obvious answer is of course not! While I don’t desire that the MSM start beating the war drums, per se, they really should be preparing the general public better. I thought that was made rather clear by the recent news conference with Secretary of Defense Austin and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Milley. One had to read between the lines, but Milley was signaling a not so pretty outcome to the current state of Russia’s military campaign. But, I guess Americans love to enjoy the delusions of adverse winter weather reports and sports trivia. Eh, whatever. F*** me! Welcome to stupid America.

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Purely Moronic

We Need a T4 Program for Anti-vaxxers

From Reuters, “Trucks rolled into Canada’s capital Ottawa on Saturday to stage what police say will be a massive protest against Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s COVID-19 vaccine mandates in front of parliament on a frigid winter day. The so-called ‘Freedom Convoy’ – coming from east and west – started out as a rally against a vaccine requirement for cross-border truckers, but has turned into a demonstration against government overreach during the pandemic with a strong anti-vaccination streak. Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. (CBC) on Friday that some of the protesters have expressed ‘flagrant extremism’, including calling for the violent overthrow of the government. … About 90% of Canada’s cross-border truckers and 77% of the population have had two COVID vaccination shots.”

I am over it! Seriously! It is time for a Tiergartenstraße 4 program for anti-vaxxers to root out the rest of this disease. These people are in the minority and nobody in America or Canada is strapping them down on a gurney to get vaccinated. So, no one is violating their person. This is really just anti-government, anti-democracy extremists taking advantage of the situation; it’s all the same no matter what country. Since these people are all anti-maskers, they want the freedom to incubate and spread a highly contagious and deadly disease. (The Venn diagram overlaps 100 percent.) Hell f***ing no! To these people in America, especially, I say bring it! By all means, make yourselves known. That way we know who to deny admission to hospital when they become too sick with COVID. We’ve been patient for far too long with these people. You anti-vaxxers are the reason we can’t get past the pandemic; you people are causing decay in society because you refuse any responsibility to your fellow citizens; you people are nothing short of a cancer that must be excised from society. There is a cure. Death from COVID itself or T4. One way or another! Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Schumer: A Disastrous Leader — Shame!

According to Alternet, “Drawing on reporting in Politico and Business Insider, Quay explains, ‘(Schumer’s) failure to reach a compromise with Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) to pass the Build Back Better bill and his decision to force a vote on President Biden’s already doomed voting rights agenda, several Democratic staffers told Politico, highlighted divisions in the party at a time when Democrats are in danger of losing their already razor-thin majority…. Schumer turned Sens. Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) into scapegoats, staffers argued, subjecting his fellow Democrats (to) the ire that ought to have been directed toward Republicans.’ … A senior House Democratic aide, presumably interviewed on condition of anonymity, told Politico, ‘Leadership 101 is even if you don’t get someone today, you’re going to need them tomorrow. The level of malpractice is stunning. BBB is a once-in-a-ten-year opportunity, and we fucked it up.’” I’ve never been a fan of Schumer; he’s always been a weak player, and I cringed during every Senate floor speech where his strongest words of rebuke to RepubliKKKlan skullduggery was “shame!” Oh, my f***ing God! Really? “Shame?” “Shame on them,” Schumer would exclaim. Wow! Truly, truly milquetoast. What a f***ing G.D. joke. RepubliKKKlans have no shame. Did he really think he was landing any political punches or making a point? Pelosi has bigger balls than Schumer.

So, not only is Schumer weak in his speaking, but he is weak in his actions. The latest demonstration of his feebleness was the disastrous and failed voting rights bill. The only thing Schumer proved is that he knows how to bring up a bill to showcase his complete incompetence. He claimed he wanted to put everyone on the record, to make them vote against voting rights as if those casting a no vote would be shamed into changing their minds. No one cares and no one will remember who voted against the bill. All they will remember is Democrats failed to pass it. When the leader of Senate dumbass Democrats relies on “shame” as the cornerstone of whipping his caucus votes, then what else does one expect to happen? Thankfully, I think Sinema and Manchin have thick skins, so they’ll roll with the punches. But if dumbass Democrats think there is anyone else in all of West Virginia that can keep the one and only Democratic seat in the state delegation, then by all means back that person. But guess what? There isn’t one. Thus, we have to live with Manchin and all the power he wields, or as Manchin, himself repeatedly tells leadership: Elect more Democrats! Truly! My God! We are so f***ing screwed! I just can’t deal with the weakness and the stupidity anymore. Welcome to stupid America! P.S. Democrats, don’t f*** up the SCOTUS nomination! Seriously!

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Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Niger, Please!

Attribution: Bay News 9

Looks like Governor DeathSantis found his house n****r! Yes, Massa. Rights ways, Massa! I am sorry to be so crude, but one must call a spade a spade — so to speak — when one finds one. At any other time, RepubliKKKlans would call Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo an uppity dumb n****r born in Nigeria; normally, he would have no chance of being confirmed in such a purely racist state, but because he’s an anti-vaxxer, anti-masker Harvard graduate who serves the purposes of advancing the conservative culture wars while demonstrating DeathSantis is decidedly “not racist,” then he’s part of the good ole boys until he’s not. Whatever! A stupid state elected a stupid governor who nominates a stupid surgeon general who will dispense stupid medical advice and advance stupid public health policies that kill mostly RepubliKKKlans — though never enough — is fine by me. So, be my f***ing guest! Unfortunately, there are so many RepubliKKKlans in Florida that I don’t think any amount of public health mismanagement can kill enough RepubliKKKlan voters to swing the next election. One can only pray! Welcome to stupid America!

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic

I Didn’t Understand This Story Until

According to CNN, “Federal prosecutors are reviewing fake Electoral College certifications that declared former President Donald Trump the winner of states that he lost, Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco told CNN on Tuesday.” A bunch of MAGA moron fake electors sent fraudulent documents to the National Archives. So? I’ve been listening to the commentary and reading articles on this news story, and I thought the usual commentators, pundits, and politicians were grasping for straws — again. But, as it turns out, the MSM failed to communicate the one key piece of information that would make all the difference in supporting Democrats’ arguments that there was criminal wrongdoing. Allow me to elaborate.

First of all, what the f*** is the National Archives? Thank goodness for Google, lest I’d have to spend a couple of hours in the library. From the National Archives and Records Administration, “The Office of the Federal Register (OFR) is a part of the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) and, on behalf of the Archivist of the United States, coordinates certain functions of the Electoral College between the States and Congress. Acting as an intermediary, it reviews the Certificates of Ascertainment and Vote before Congress accepts them as evidence of official State action in preparation for the counting of electoral votes in Congress. In addition to posting them on this website, OFR makes the physical Certificates available for public inspection for one year following the election. After that year, the Certificates become part of the National Archives collection.” In other words, they receive, vet, and then transmit the Electoral College votes to Congress to be counted and certified; they are the clearinghouse between the States and Congress. The States do not send their Electoral College paperwork directly to Congress; they send it to the National Archives! Therein lies the crime. These MAGA morons literally tried to subvert the election results by fraudulent means. They tried to supplant genuine documents with fake documents. It failed, but the crime is in trying!

Before I started digging into this, I thought what these MAGA morons had tried to do was akin to a college student submitting a plagiarised thesis to his or her local library. Clearly, the plagiarised paper is wrong, but one’s local library could not care less and would have no idea what to do with the submission except deep-six it. That was my initial interpretation. But really this is equivalent to a student submitting a plagiarised thesis to Turnitin, getting a 90 percent similarity score, and then promptly forwarding it to his or her thesis advisor. Wrong! That’s the quickest way to fail and get expelled. So, now it clicks. Now I understand why the DOJ may be interested in this sequence of events. Maybe something will come of it. And that’s your “Did you know?” moment.

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Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

‘Welcome to hell’

Source: CNN

Virginia and Virginians are going to be my new punching bag of citizen stupidity and “be careful what you wish for” incriminations. Virginia is my new go-to example of idiot voters failing to re-elect a Democratic governor because they’re still having a tantrum over COVID. Why haven’t Democrats fixed the pandemic yet!?!? So, the tantrum-ists go. F*** me! Once again, a RepubliKKKlan gets into office less so because RepubliKKKlans voted for him and more so because Democrats and Independents failed to vote against him. Apparently, 50.6 percent of the vote is a mandate that everyone must live with for — probably — ever. Oh, well. Slate put it perfectly: “Welcome to hell.” LOL. And as Dahlia Lithwick of Slate states in her piece, “I’m hardly the first to worry that states racing to enact ever more insane incursions on educational freedom and a teacher’s right to speak and book bans are destined to end in reprisals and mass resignations and bounty schemes and threats of violence. At this point, I must assume that such vigilantism is the point. Parents are frayed and starved for leadership. Some leaders have realized that the inflaming of tensions around masks garners votes. The problem is it also destabilizes government authority. Youngkin didn’t just turn student against student, parent against parent, or pit principals against educators and states against federal rules with the stroke of a pen the day he was sworn in. He personally modeled contempt for authority—he encouraged it and rewarded it. He did so in the full knowledge that he was essentially deputizing furious parents to follow only the kinds of laws they liked and conscripting their kids into participating.”

But wait! There is more! From Salon, “New Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin is begging Virginia parents to call his tip line to report teachers for teaching ‘divisive’ subjects. While they called it a tip line, the office only revealed an email [in] the press release: helpeducation@governor.virginia.gov. … ‘We’re asking for folks to send us reports and observations,’ Youngkin said, ‘help us be aware of … their child being denied their rights that parents have in Virginia, and we’re going to make sure we catalogue it all. … And that gives us further, further ability to make sure we’re rooting it out.’” This is straight-up Gestapo-style denouncing! Denounce your neighbors, family, and friends! Did Virginians expect anything less from a RepubliKKKlan governor? They are starting to call Youngkin traitor trump in a red vest as if that was completely unforeseeable before he was elected. During the campaign, people viewed him as a moderate RepubliKKKlan. Anyone with two eyes and two brain cells to rub together could have seen otherwise. Eh! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At some point, I have to believe this really is what the stupid people of Virginia wanted. What am I to deduce when voters weighed the merits of the RepubliKKKlan Party and the Democratic Party and then voted for the RepubliKKKlan candidate? Or, worse still, voters considered both constituents and then decided not to vote at all. Acquiescing via a no vote is indeed a vote for the winner. What am I supposed to think? There is only one conclusion: This! Is! What! People! Want! Either through direct vote or indirectly by not voting. Once again, oh, well. As usual, by the time RepubliKKKlans get into office and start decreeing everything, then it’s too late for voter epiphanies. This week it is masks and vaccines. Next week it will be abortion and LGBTQ rights — the RepubliKKKlan playbook is right on schedule and completely as expected. Anyone who thought Youngkin was no traitor trump or not another extremist RepubliKKKlan is a moron. I guess Virginia is for morons and haters, not lovers! Voters, especially lazy Democrats and Independents, need to wake the f*** up! I’ll be watching this state closely. Welcome to stupid America!

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Purely Moronic

COVID a ‘Moral Crime’

From the New York Post, “‘I’m done. I’m done with COVID,’ [Bari Weiss] said. … Weiss articulated what many Americans are feeling: a searing fatigue with the seemingly endless COVID restrictions that have led to an alarming mental health crisis among our youth, saying that pandemic-related rules will be ‘remembered by the younger generation as a catastrophic moral crime.’” I don’t know who this Bari Weiss dingbat is, but I guess any moron can call themselves a journalist and author to project gravitas and intelligence. I mean any idiot can create a blog and post endless words (many words, so many words) of nonsense and inanely opine on any number of topics. But you know what? I agree with dingbat Bari. I’m done with CVOID too and there has been a catastrophic moral crime. I’m done with COVID deniers and anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers. Moreover, it is, indeed, a moral crime that hospitals continue to treat the willfully unvaccinated. It is a crime that these f***tards are taking up valuable bed space, hospital resources, and pushing healthcare workers and healthcare systems to the brink. It’s a crime that people with real illnesses they did not bring on themselves are unable to get a hospital bed or medical treatment because COVID-denying patients sick with COVID are getting the best care our country can offer. You’re d*mn right there is a moral crime going on. The crime is we have not sent these COVID-infected idiots home with a tube of horse paste so they can just f***ing die already. (And to be clear, I was publicly a member of the “hurry up and die” caucus long before Chris Lavoie of the Stephanie Miller Show ever was.) The crime is we have not indulged these Darwin dead-enders more aggressively. You think ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine or drinking/injecting bleach is the cure, then by all means take 10 times the required dose (just for good measure), go home, and f***ing die, but for God’s sake do not step one foot inside a hospital. And I don’t give one G.D. f*** about people’s COVID fatigue. That emotion is completely irrelevant! Sure, you can be done with COVID, but I promise you, it’s not done with us! While we’re at it, let’s be done with cancer and Alzheimer’s and heart disease and diabetes, so we can all just relax because we, apparently, don’t have to worry about these illnesses either since we’re tired and done with them! My God, I live in stupid f***ing hell. Welcome to stupid America! Endlessly stupid.