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Americans Are Morons

From The Hill, “More than two-thirds of registered voters approve of President Trump’s executive orders for COVID-19 relief, a new Hill-HarrisX poll finds. … Trump’s executive orders circumvented Congress, where Democratic leaders and Trump administration officials are at an impasse on negotiations over another COVID-19 relief package. The orders have been called into question by legal experts who say Trump may not have the authority to enact those measures, while others have said they might not be as effective as legislation signed into law.” I am so f***ing tired of stupid! Allow me to hone in on one aspect of traitor trump’s executive order: the tax “break.” In actuality, it is a tax deferment, which is a subtle distinction Americans are too stupid to understand or even realize that’s what traitor trump actually signed in his executive order — a tax deferment, not a tax cut. In short, a deferment means taxpayers have to pay it back eventually unless Congress abolishes the tax, which is never going to happen.

Then there is the eviction garbage. According to Bloomberg, “Yet Saturday’s executive order doesn’t renew the federal moratorium on evictions that expired in July. In fact, it doesn’t authorize any new action on evictions or foreclosures at all. Rather it instructs the leaders of several agencies, namely the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, to look again at existing funds or options for protecting renters, without promising any specific relief.” In effect, nothing changed. People are not being protected from evictions.

But, right on cue, morons of America fall all over themselves, not understanding the details and blindly accepting whatever lies traitor trump spews from his mouth as if the last five years of his pervasive and pathological lying never happened. The country is still stuck on stupid, as usual. This is right up there with people who hate Obamacare by name but love it when described by its specifics (e.g., no pre-existing conditions exemptions and no lifetime caps). In other words, people hate Obamacare but love the Affordable Care Act. To be clear for the idiots out there: Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act are the exact same thing! When it’s named after the Black man, then people hate it but call it by its legislative nomenclature, then they love it. I give up. Just another day in stupid America! All stupid every day, all day.

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MAGA Morons and RepubliKKKlans Are So F***ing Stupid. I Live in M*****f***ing Stupid Hell!

It’s all about the stupid, f***tards! RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are f***ing G.D. retards of the highest f***ing order, and they are deceived easily. Case in point: “Federal prosecutors have accused Steve Bannon, former adviser to President Donald Trump, and three others of misleading donors to the ‘We Build the Wall’ campaign, but some who gave money to the cause say they’re not victims and would gladly donate again. Bannon, U.S. Air Force veteran Brian Kolfage, and two others were arrested Thursday on charges of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering.” Of course, these morons don’t care if they’ve been lied to and defrauded. Of course, they don’t care if they’ve been misled. Of course, they don’t care if they look as stupid as they do. They don’t care and none of this matters because I live in stupid hell. All these MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans care about is their white supremacy and white grievance. As long as they have traitor trump in office to rally around and to push their white power agenda then they don’t care if others take their money. They just don’t care.

Then there is this from traitor trump’s sister: “According to The Washington Post, which first reported the recordings, Mary Trump recorded 15 hours of her talks with Barry in 2018 and 2019. Barry, 83, shared her opinion of her brother from his childhood to his presidency, calling him a ‘brat’ and a ‘liar.’ All he wants to do is appeal to his base,’ Barry said of her younger brother in one excerpt of the recordings obtained by USA TODAY. ‘He has no principles. None. His goddamned tweet and the lying, oh my God,’ she said in another clip. ‘I’m talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy s—. … No, he doesn’t read,’ Barry said. In another excerpt, Barry related a story in which her brother was incredulous that she read books instead of watching Fox News.” Naturally, none of these revelations is new or unique or even shocking, for they are criticisms made in the same vein everyone else has been making long before he was president and even more so during his presidency. In short, the people that know him best and worked with him understand that traitor trump is a moron, incompetent, and dangerous to America. Yet, MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans love him because they like the cruelty; they like that he’s just bearly smarter than they are; they don’t care about the incompetence because a white supremacist heading up a dysfunctional government that hurts minorities more than hurts themselves is better than a Democratic-lead functioning government that helps everybody. How many f***ing times must I say it? Just under half of this country look in the mirror and see traitor trump’s reflection — and they love what they see. I hate America’s stupidity. Why can’t we T4 these people? Welcome to trump stupid America! Get ready for four more years; it will be the worst and last years of America’s democracy. That is not hyperbole. Either America descends into another civil war or stupid, apathetic citizens will simply bend to traitor trump’s will. They all do eventually, leaving a super small minority of resistance. Zombie Americans persist through life as long as they have Facebook and TikTok because, of course, that is what matters in life. Mark my words, f***tards! Forty-five percent of the population, which comprises the MAGA base, can and will re-elect him. Welcome to my stupid hell! Get used to the collective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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Too Little, Too Late

From The Daily Beast, “Obama finally gives up ‘hope’ for something far more urgent … On Wednesday night, President Obama ditched the rosy images of a kinder, more bipartisan future and instead issued a warning.” Oh, yes. It’s the good old pathetic hope-y, change-y mantra that Obama finally ditches after four years of the traitor trump disaster. Yet, I think this hope-y, change-y vomit B.S. is still an underlying part of dumbass Democrat’s political argument. F*** me! Listen here, morons. Dumbass Democrats should have been preaching fear of traitor trump from the very beginning, long before he actually won. But no! Dumbass Democrats, having lost, essentially gave up and hoped that traitor trump would “grow” into the office of President of the United States or that he would “pivot” to acting presidential. Ugh! I can’t anymore. Anybody who ever thought that traitor trump would pivot should be immediately shot for such stupidity. And that includes dumbass Democrats! It does not take a genius to understand that traitor trump was never going to pivot that he was never going to grow into the office that he never had the intellect and aptitude to be president, yet somehow morons across the country thought he did — and still does, enough for another four years.

There is a reason traitor trump keeps harping on the fear and American carnage imagery. Because it works, f***tards. Because! It! Works! Un-f***ing-believable! Christ-on-the-m*****f***ing-Cross. Dumbass Democrats need to get their f***ing act together and scare the f***ing bejesus out of voters, especially liberal and progressive voters. They have touched on it in regards to fighting against the destruction of our democracy, but it is all still too f***ing vague and amorphic. They need to paint a picture as traitor trump does. F*** me! We’re screwed because dumbass Democrats have learned nothing after four years. I give up! Get ready for four more years, idiots. The polls have been tightening because people are morons. Predictably, the slightest improvement in the pandemic and the worst economy since the Great Depression and f***tard voters readily give traitor trump kudos as if he’s fixed everything and his continued incompetence at his job is irrelevant. America is just too stupid to be saved. Welcome to trump stupid America!

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More QAmericanon Stupidity from the Moron-in-Chief Himself

From The Daily Beast, “President Donald Trump on Wednesday tentatively praised adherents of the QAnon conspiracy theory movement, thrilling followers of a crowd the FBI has described as a domestic terror threat with what they saw as new encouragement from the White House. … When a reporter pressed the president about the movement’s false belief that he is ‘secretly saving the world from this satanic cult of pedophiles and cannibals,’ Trump instead played coy and even seemed to affirm the bogus QAnon belief that he’s leading a shadowy war against his child-molesting enemies. ‘Well, I haven’t heard that,’ Trump said. ‘But is that supposed to be a bad thing or a good thing? You know, if I can help save the world from problems, I’m willing to do it. I’m willing to put myself out there. And we are, actually. … ‘I don’t know much about the movement [he lies], other than that I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate,’ Trump said.” Yeah, I hate this country. The dumb hurts!

Where to begin? QAnon is starting to take over the RepubliKKKlan Party because that’s what the morons want. Traitor trump doesn’t mind it. MAGA morons love it and evil Evangelicals embrace it because I live in stupid America hell! If there is one thing that binds idiots, then it is a conspiracy theory, and the f***tards of America elected the chief conspiracy theorist to be president! I can’t anymore with these morons. F***! I! Just! Can’t! Anymore! How the f*** did we get here? Seriously?!?! How did the dumbest people on the planet elect the dumbest person on the planet to the highest office in America? Oh, I know. Because America is the m*****f***ing G.D. dumbest nation in the galaxy. One could say Americans are galactically stupid! Every day I wake to wonder how the f*** did the f***tards of America pick traitor trump to be the leader? Whatever! I give up. Now, QAnon members will start seeping into government and idiots will wonder how the f*** did that happen? Welcome to trump stupid America. All stupid, all the time! All day, every day.

Mark my words, idiots. America is lost, but no one realizes it yet — except me, of course. It was lost the day morons of America elected traitor trump because people were too stupid to understand otherwise; they wanted to shake things up by blowing up the government! Congratu-f***ing-lations, idiots! I live a conspiracy theory hell and trust me when I say such beliefs are more pervasive that one thinks! Trust me! This is what we get and deserve. Whatever! At this point, we should just burn it all down and start from scratch.

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Thanks Again for Nothing!

Barron’s reports, “Oscar Walton is an African American in the must-win state of Wisconsin who sat out the 2016 election because he felt neither Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump spoke for him. But not this November, when black voters like him in Wisconsin’s biggest city Milwaukee could play a key role in whether Joe Biden denies Trump a second term in office.” F*** me! I hate stupid people! I’d rather they be euthanized than take the chance they vote incorrectly. This Walton character just further proves my point — again — that black voters got us traitor trump. Thank you so much for that. I can’t take this stupid country anymore! Look, f***tards of America. Our presidential elections are between two choices. Full stop! Rightly or wrongly! It is what it is, idiots. Sometimes we get a great candidate on the ballot and sometimes it is a choice between the lesser of two evils, but make no mistake: it is a choice between two candidates. No more, no less. There is no option to “sit it out” or protest by voting for a third party. No! None of this f***ing B.S. nonsense. Not voting is a vote for RepubliKKKlans — always! Democrats don’t vote consistently enough, so people must not take for granted that Democrats will usually win — they don’t usually win. Full stop! People need to get that through their f***ing G.D. obtuse brains — to the extent that it is possible. These moronic voters that evaluated Clinton and traitor trump only to conclude that they couldn’t make up their minds should be shot. Again, this Walton moron did not vote because Hillary did not “speak to him.” Boo-f***ing-hoo. My God! Kill! Me! Now! Seriously?!?! That’s his excuse? Because Hillary didn’t pander to him. Didn’t hold his hand. Didn’t promise him this, that, and the other to “win” him over? Perhaps he should have thought about the greater good first if he wasn’t enamored with Hillary. I’m over it! I’m over dumb people incapable of thinking and making reasoned decisions. These people gave us traitor trump, and we are not going to be able to get rid of him. Thank you, Oscar Walton, for traitor trump. You did this to America! Don’t forget it! Mark my words, morons! Get ready for four more years! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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‘When They Go Low, We Go High’ Deux

God love her, but why does Michelle Obama say such things: “Going high is the only thing that works, because when we go low, when we use those same tactics of degrading and dehumanizing others, we just become part of the ugly noise that’s drowning out everything else. We degrade ourselves, we degrade the very causes for which we fight.” Ugh! Why? Seriously?!?! Why are dumbass Democrats and progressives so f***ing G.D. weak? Look! We don’t have to go to the lowest point, but we certainly need to go lower. At the very least if we fail to go low then we constantly underestimate the enemy, and let there be no doubt that MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans are the enemy! This is how we get wrong-footed at every turn by the traitor trump administration. Wrecking the postal service is the latest example of how dumbass Democrats look like a deer in headlights as they are completely incapable of imagining the level of evilness and corruption traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans will go to steal the election. It is the classic “takes one to know one” imperative. But no! Dumbass Democrats are still trying to figure out how to bring RepubliKKKlans into their fold; they’re still in the “hope” phase. G.D.! F*** me! We’re screwed because as usual dumbass Democrats bring a knife to a gunfight! I’m beginning to reconsider moving my 95 percent prediction that traitor trump wins re-election back to 100 percent because I live in trump stupid America where dumbass Democrats have learned nothing in the past four years! And there is no abatement of a truly stupid America in sight. It’s all stupid all the f***ing time! Mark my words, morons!

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Mundus Vult Decipi, Ergo Decipiatur

According to the Daily Beast, “Trump’s America is a cynical and base place where people are identified as extreme avatars and insulting stereotypes instead of as complex individuals. But is it reality? This worldview helped him win in 2016, because enough voters believed the caricature he sold us about himself (a bogus image of wealth and success), as well as the image he sold us about others (Lyin’ Ted Cruz, Crooked Hillary, the ‘fake news’ media, you get it). But after nearly four years, it is helping him lose bigly in 2020.”

Don’t count on it, morons! Ugh! F*** me! Do these writers and commentators actually get out into the real world and listen. And I mean listen covertly, to the extent that such subterfuge is possible. If they did, then they would understand that voters really are morons. They really do believe the news is fake. They believe the conspiracy theories. They believe only traitor trump can fix things. They genuinely believe traitor trump is a successful “billionaire” “businessman.” They believe! They think it all now just as they did four years ago.

Therefore, I say: Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur! Welcome to trump stupid America. Get ready, people! America is simply too f***ing stupid to get itself out of this mess!

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More Proof that All Evil Evangelicals Are Vile People, Without Exception

From Salon, “For the modern conservative, “triggering the liberals” by being a jerk is the highest calling, and “political correctness” is the slur directed at anyone who tries to harsh their vibe by suggesting that overt racism and sexism is uncool. Their president is a witless wannabe insult comic, and the more that Trump resorts to flinging childish insults, the more his supporters love him. Ours is an era where conservatives deliberately go to the grocery store without masks and film themselves harassing minimum-wage workers who are trying to enforce basic public health rules, so they can glory in what massive jerks they are. Their entertainment comes from crude right-wing shock jocks in the Rush Limbaugh tradition. Trolling liberals — for example, by awarding the odious Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom — has replaced pious posturing as the lingua franca of American conservatives.”

And just to show that I can be equally charitable to these f***tards I pray everyday evil Evangelicals drop dead.

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Enough with the Veepstakes B.S.

From CNN, “With Joe Biden expected to formally announce his vice presidential pick this week, I’m breaking format to bring you the five women most likely to be his choice. These picks are based on conversations with knowledgeable sources, reporting and just some educated guesswork. Enjoy!” Ugh! Enough of this veepstakes B.S.! God! I just f***ing can’t anymore. Allow me to put it plainly: of course, Biden needs to pick a black woman lest black voters will stay home — again! Yeah! I said it! Call me racist. Whatever! I don’t give a G.D. f***! I still blame black voters for getting traitor trump elected! They sat out the last presidential election in great enough numbers that cost Clinton the election despite entreaties from President Obama to vote for Clinton and not allow traitor trump to roll back all the work he had done over the previous eight years. So, what happened? Black voters stayed home because according to traitor trump, “What did they have to lose?” So they believed him just like all the other MAGA morons. Ugh! F*** me! One will have to forgive me if I don’t trust black voters not to make the same mistake again because I live in stupid America, so if that means black voters will only show up to the polls if another black person is at the top of the ticket then so f***ing be it. Pick one! Anyone! I wanted Harris for president in the first place, so I hope Biden picks her! She was always my first choice. I don’t trust voters. Look who’s in the Oval Office now! Welcome to stupid America! I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Obama was the exception. Traitor trump is the rule! We’re f***ed! Mark my words!

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The Confusion and Stupidity Is the Point

According to CNN, “President Donald Trump’s big executive power move ostensibly meant to support laid-off workers and stimulate the economy is already mired in confusion that threatens to leave millions of jobless Americans waiting in vain for help from Washington. White House advisers struggled to explain Sunday exactly what the flurry of presidential actions, signed by Trump after the breakdown of talks with congressional Democrats on a new coronavirus rescue package, actually do or how quickly they might work. But it’s already clear the measures fall well short of the President’s billing.”

Of course, none of this matters. None of it! Traitor trump’s executive orders are never meant to be anything of substance; it’s all about the show. This is how he convinces his MAGA moron followers, who are among the dumbest people breathing, that he is “doing something.” He’s doing more than any other previous president ever. And the f***tards believe him because I live in stupid hell! So, it doesn’t matter that nothing actually happens because it’s all part of the con that people readily believe and trust. F***! I can’t deal with this stupidity anymore! I just f***ing can’t! How and why people believe this crap is painful. It is painful to live in a country of morons who accept traitor trump’s fake everything without question. And this is how he gets re-elected — on the back of fake promises made by a moron and believed by fellow retards! Welcome to trump stupid America. Still dumber today than it was yesterday! I’m trapped in stupid hell. I see stupid people everywhere! Everywhere stupid people!

Honestly, Democrats should just say f*** it! Seriously, if traitor trump truly believes only he can fix things because Congress (RepubliKKKlans) can’t get its act together, then Democrats should call his bluff and walk away from negotiations. Let the f***tard voters sit by the (delayed) mail waiting for their $400 subsidy checks that will never come because the f***ing G.D. moron sitting in the Oval Office can’t mandate such fiscal policy by himself. But whatever! Stupid is as stupid does. So, let the morons believe his lies and die while waiting! What the f*** do I care? The fewer traitor trump voters, then the better!