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Purely Moronic

This Is What I Deal With

A coworker comes to my desk to report that she had completed some expected work and to engage in some small talk as she is want to do. I oblige by listening and bantering. She chuckled while saying her daughter had told her that she was “old” as a discussion starter. Of course, it begged the question, Why? And, of course, she was getting at the COVID-19 issue. She asked if I was concerned. To which I replied emphatically, Hell yes! Apparently, she is not as she proceeded to tell me that COVID-19 is like the flu! OMG! WTF? What!?!? I’m pretty sure I went from calm to somewhere between angry and annoyed as I repeated that COVID-19 is not the f***ing flu! How is this possible? Seriously?!?! What kind of f***ing fantasyland of obliviousness and stupidity do people inhabit to still believe the most basic misconception of this disease? COVID-19 is not like the flu! I asked her where she heard that information, praying to God she would not say Facebook. Please Lord, no! Not Facebook. Her “phone” was the reply. I did not press her on what news feeds because I was still yelling that COVID-19 is not the f***ing flu. So, I sent her a real news article to read in the Atlantic because she is right at the age of being at increased risk. I was truly concerned for her health because she was so misinformed and thinks she has nothing to worry about — but she should. It’s probably not much higher than the average mortality rate, but even slightly more than 3-4% is still too f***ing much!

But wait! It gets better! Apparently, her true concern is not so much the virus because, after all, it’s really no worse than the flu — ugh! No, her concern was the economy and a possible recession — fair enough. But can anyone guess what her greatest concern (or perhaps the first concern to come to mind) was? Chicago’s Saint Patrick’s Day Parade being canceled and the kids missing out, especially those kids who practiced their dancing to be in it. I’m not sure what she meant by the dancing; I’ve never been to the parade. But the message was clear enough: “but the children.” Un-m*****f***ing-believable. Governors across the country are declaring states of emergencies. All of Italy has essentially shut down — literally. March Madness has been all but canceled because governments and businesses are banning large gatherings. But she’s worried about children’s parade fun being canceled. This — people — is the stupidity of America! Welcome to trump stupid America! It is everywhere! I give up! I just f***ing give up! I can’t take the stupidity anymore!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

I Hope Traitor [T]rump Supporters Die

Slate reports, “Around the world, leaders and health authorities were struggling to try to get a handle on the rapidly spreading coronavirus. But in the United States, President Donald Trump seems to have thought it would be a great time to hit the links with professional baseball players. On Sunday, the commander in chief played golf with current and former Washington Nationals players at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach.” Of course, he was. Clearly, he doesn’t care about Americans, which includes his supporters, so why should I? This entire COVIN-19 catastrophe is just a hoax, right? I mean that’s what his f***tard supporters think. I hope they all die! Make America great again, one dead MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical at a time. Welcome to trump stupid America!

Oh, and this: “Trump repeatedly criticized Obama, claiming the then-president played golf instead of dealing with some of the critical issues facing the country at the time. And in 2014, Trump criticized Obama for golfing during the Ebola outbreak.” There is never a shortage of RepubliKKKlan hypocrisy. I hate this country; it’s just a bunch of f***ing G.D. morons who elected another f***tard to be their president. F*** me! Welcome to the dumbest country on the planet. All stupid all the time. Everyday all day!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Let the MAGA Moron Rallies Continue

According to AFP, “US President Donald Trump signaled Saturday that he has no intention of halting campaign rallies despite surging coronavirus infections, as a case was confirmed for the first time within miles of the White House.” Good! I say let them continue! Let the MAGA morons, republiKKKlans, evil Evangelicals f***tards come together and spread COVID-19 to each other. Then I hope they die! Welcome to stupid America!

Then there is this from Daily Kos:

REPORTER: You don’t believe coronavirus exists?

WOMAN: I don’t.

REPORTER: So the two people who have been reported to have died from it in Washington state you don’t trust that that’s true?

WOMAN: I don’t trust anything the democrats do or say.

Oh, yeah. This level of stupidity should be immediately shot in the head before they kill us all! Don’t think for one f***ing second that this MAGA moron woman is an outlier; she is the mean representation of all MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals. These people are all this stupid and delusional. Such idiocracy must be killed immediately! They are a danger to society! Just to be clear it is not Democrats reporting deaths; it’s traitor trump’s government. I f***ing hate this country because all these morons are allowed to walk, breathe, and live! God-f***ing-d*mmit! So much f***ing stupidity. It’s f***ing everywhere. These f***ing MAGA morons are f***ing everywhere like cockroaches and cancer. They should be eliminated by whatever means! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Purely Moronic

Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

According to Politico, “Donald Trump is finally securing the presidency he’s always wanted: He rallies the people. Mike Pence governs them. As Trump prepares to decamp to his oceanfront club in West Palm Beach this weekend, surrounded by GOP donors and top aides, the vice president will travel to Florida for a Saturday meeting with cruise ship operators about the rapidly evolving coronavirus crisis. The striking split-screen view that has played out this week and will continue in Florida — of a president dispensing questionable theories about the virus and prioritizing his 2020 campaign, while his hyper-focused deputy tackles a life-or-death problem of governance — has put a longstanding Trump practice in its starkest relief yet.” For all the f***tards out there, this presidency has never been anything other than a reality TV show being hosted by a f***ing incompetent idiot, and the f***ing G.D. morons of America love him for it because this is stupid, stupid America. It is all stupid all the f***ing time! Welcome to stupid America!

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Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

It’s All Fun and Games Until People Start Dying

From Axios, “The coronavirus may soon become a high-stakes reminder of the flaws in the U.S. health care system. Why it matters: Our expensive, inaccessible health care system could easily make it harder to control the virus’ spread, failing individual patients and putting more people at risk in the process.” I say good! More people must die! I hope it is hundreds of thousands that die and maybe millions more hospitalized with medical bills that bankrupt families. I hope the entire system is completely overwhelmed because nothing ever f***ing changes until things are burned to the f***ing ground! How does one think America elected its first black president? Out of some sense of correcting long overdue racial injustice? Hell f***ing no! The economy f***ing collapsed. F***! Even some RepubliKKKlan voters gave up on RepubliKKKlans to get Obama elected. Apparently (and pathetically) America never really reacts until the situation is dire, so I say let COVID-19 be the next catastrophe to shock people from complacency because America’s health care system is still a f***ing broken disaster! Nothing will change until people start dying en masse. I’m not sorry to be so crass, but it is true, unfortunately. It is a hard truth! People should be hoping for an event that causes a collapse. The entire health care system needs to be re-thought and changed. But I keep forgetting: this is stupid America where people just put up with misery as they re-elect their failed representatives because electing a racist, bigot, anti-LGBTQ, misogynist, “Christian” politician is more important than a concern for the general welfare of society. Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats Purely Moronic

We Need a Sanders Army — For Real

According to Axios, “The Bernie Sanders diehards packing his rallies would love to live in a world with Medicare for All, free college and higher taxes on the rich — but they mostly know that’s a distant dream. … His followers have extreme enthusiasm — and modest expectations.” Dumbass Democrats need a f***ing G.D. armed left-wing in its party! Seriously! Anyone who doesn’t think America is headed toward an exorable conflict of right vs left is a f***ing G.D. moron; progressives, liberals, and moderates are woefully unprepared for this because we don’t have our share of armed crazies. I think the Bernie Bros and the Sanders revolution is the perfect place from which to recruit and begin building our militia. If these people really want a revolution then they need to f***ing act like it! If anything, traitor trump has shown that America is comprised of two irreconcilable halves and only one is going to win out in the long run. Guess what? We’re losing the battles and the war. Wake up, f***tards! Welcome to stupid, stupid America!

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International Indigestion Politics Purely Moronic

I Nailed It … Again

Axios reports, “Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud Party is projected to win the most seats in Israel’s election, according to exit polls. All three updated polls show his right-wing bloc with 59 seats, two short of a majority.” Of course, they are going to re-elect a criminally indicted P.M. That’s just what I predicted and that’s just how conservatives around the world behave — always picking the worst people to lead them and everyone else. This is the traitor trump effect, morons. In Israel and in the U.K. It’s what got them elected abroad and it’s going to get him re-elected here. Mark my words, f***tards. More stupidity than ever — everywhere!

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The Market and People Are F***ing Idiots

From the Associated Press, “The Dow Jones Industrial Average soared nearly 1,300 points, or 5%, Monday as stocks roared back from a seven-day rout on hopes that central banks will take action to shield the global economy from the effects of the coronavirus outbreak. … Amid the worsening outlook, investors are increasingly anticipating that the Federal Reserve and other major central banks around the world will lower interest rates or take other steps to shield the global economy from the effects of the outbreak.” I don’t see how monetary easing is going to convince people not to worry about COVID-19. Is cheaper money going to convince people to travel, eat out, go to the movies, go to work, go to school, and attend conventions? Lowering interest rates is not going to fix supply chain issues. It takes months and years to establish new supply chains. This is all f***ing bat-Scheiße-craziness. Nothing is going to be solved by central banks lowering interest rates, except higher stock prices. Oh, I see. Naturally, traitor trump b*tches about the stock market and the world f***ing reacts! We are so f***ing trapped with this f***ing G.D. moron. It used to be that the world didn’t know what to do with traitor trump. First, it was to appease him. Then, it was to ignore him. Now, it’s to agree with him. Un-f***ing-believable. Welcome to stupid humanity!

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International Indigestion Purely Moronic

It’s All Just for Headlines — Everything, All of It!

Reporting from Axios, “Afghanistan President Ashraf Ghani said on Sunday that he will not release 5,000 Taliban prisoners ahead of peace talks next week, as laid out in a peace agreement that the U.S. signed with the Taliban on Saturday, according to AP. Why it matters: Ghani’s public disagreement with the contents of the agreement presents the first major hurdle in its implementation, which is crucial to ending America’s longest war.” Once again! Once again! Traitor trump and his administration do all these agreements and meetings and announcements just to get f***ing positive headlines. Clearly, this is another instance when traitor trump rolls out his plan about what he thinks should be done or “accomplished” without consulting the buy-in from all other relevant parties. This is why Afghanistan is saying not so fast. Traitor trump is doing whatever it takes — ill-advisedly — just to be able to say that he’s ending wars, neutralized the North Korean threat, brought peace to the Middle East, WALL! Of course, he needs the photo op, too.

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Some Days I Hate Dumbass Democrats More!

Politico reports, “The House’s investigations of President Donald Trump have gone underground. Since Trump’s Feb. 5 acquittal in his Senate impeachment trial, the Democrats who led the prosecution have taken no public steps to reignite the probe that threatened Trump’s presidency — his effort to get Ukraine to investigate his political adversaries — despite arguing at trial that there were reams of evidence yet to emerge. They’ve issued no new subpoenas or requests for witness interviews and documents, and they’ve made no new efforts to go to court to pry loose evidence blocked by the White House. Separate efforts to access Trump’s financial records and other potentially damaging evidence about his conduct have been bottled up in courts for months.”

And, of course, they gave up because dumbass Democrats, as usual, completely f***ed up impeachment. I can’t f***ing stand their stupidity anymore; it rivals RepubliKKKlans’ at times. So, they rushed impeachment — God knows why — thereby completely failing to use it as the election weapon with which to beat traitor trump over the head for all of 2020. But, no! Apparently, in all their “wisdom” it was more important to get it off their plate before the first Democratic primary because why? WTF!?!? Because Democrats are just complete political morons who never pass up an opportunity to pass up an opportunity. Un-f***ing-believable! I can’t! I just f***ing can’t anymore!

This is what dumbass Democrats completely f***ed up! First, they rushed the entire process unnecessarily. In so doing, they gave RepubliKKKlans a very legitimate argument (in the eyes of the average moron voter) that the Democrats rushed the process and did not complete their due diligence by not pursuing subpoenas. Of course, the administration was never going to comply, but so what? That only makes traitor trump look worse.

Second, by rushing the process they completely gave up a political weapon early. So what if impeachment drags on during election season? All the better! Let the process hang over traitor trump. Let information trickle out over the weeks and months, constantly chipping away at traitor trump’s creditability and emotional state. Let the articles of impeachment pile up! It goes without saying that RepubliKKKlans would have argued, on the other hand, that Democrats were dragging out impeachment to interfere with the election in which case Democrats could have insisted that traitor trump should comply with subpoenas to speed things up, giving Democrats the stronger argument. But, no! Rather, Democrats wanted to move on to “legislating.” Un-f***ing-believable! I mean f*** me! F*** me! Do they mean passing legislation that ultimately dies in the Senate? Passing legislation that when they do compromise with RepubliKKKlans then traitor trump claims complete victory as if he unilaterally accomplished it and the idiot voters readily believe him. In short, Democrats wanted to get back to handing traitor trump legislative victories in which no voter is going to remember that Democrats were responsible. Great, morons!

Last, now that traitor trump has been exonerated — oh, yes he was exonerated — it means traitor trump unleashed while dumbass Democrats have been completely cowed, unable and unwilling to continue any more oversight. As if no one saw that coming by rushing to early impeachment and an obvious acquittal in the Senate. Once again, dumbass Democrats thought they would have a bipartisan jury of Senators to present their case. F*** me! Really? So much stupidity! Yeah, they f***ed themselves real good! Welcome to stupid, stupid America! Why bother anymore!

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