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And So It Begins

From Politico, “President Donald Trump preached calm on Saturday after the first U.S. death from coronavirus was confirmed in Washington state and the government ratcheted up travel warnings for several countries where the virus is spreading. … Trump also asked that media and politicians ‘not do anything to incite the panic, because there is no reason to panic at all. This is something that is being handled professionals.’ Asked if he regrets referring to a coronavirus ‘hoax’ this week, the president said it was a ‘hoax referring to the action [political rivals] take trying to pin this to someone. The hoax is on them.’ … Trump said the person who died was a woman in her 50s, although Washington state Gov. Jay Inslee identified the death as a man when he expressed condolences to the family.” So much to unpack here. First of all, traitor trump just doesn’t f***ing care about this entire situation. Just like everything else not directly related to himself, he can’t be bothered to learn or remember the gender of the first American to die from COVID-19. Nope! He can’t be bothered to try and be accurate. (And I don’t buy that they’re blaming the CDC for the misinformation. I don’t buy the CDC’s admission that they gave the wrong information to traitor trump. It is not the first time the Idiot-in-Chief has had other departments lie to cover up his stupidity and misspeak.) Of course, this is just typical moron-talk from him. He’s careless with his words and his supporters love him for it, actually. Remember the whole “they love him because he speaks as they do.” (Like f***ing, G.D. retards!)

Second, it didn’t take long for traitor trump to associate the “hoax” word with this pandemic crisis. While he targeted his comment to attack Democrats as perpetuating the coverage of the virus as a hoax, let’s not kid ourselves. His intention was to cast the deep state conspiracy notion of hoax over this entire situation. In short, when all this goes to Scheiße — and it will, morons — he will claim everything bad being reported is a hoax. Don’t trust the numbers; don’t trust the experts; don’t trust the media; just trust him. So when your neighbor dies, don’t believe it! When your co-worker dies, don’t believe it! When a family member dies, don’t believe it, and certainly don’t blame traitor trump for his incompetence. Congratu-f***ing-lations to the dumbest people on the planet who voted for this idiot. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber today than it was yesterday. Stupid people everywhere. Everywhere stupid people. Just one big country filled with morons who love traitor trump and think he’s doing a great job! Buy stocks!

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Yet, Democrats Keep Losing

From the Washington Post, “For the first time in history, there are more registered independents in the United States than there are registered Republicans. … New data from Ballot Access News, which tracks registrations in the 31 states that require voters to register by party, shows that independents account for 29.09 percent of voters in them, compared with 28.87 percent for Republicans. As recently as 2004, Republicans outpaced independents by nearly 10 percentage points. There are still way more registered Democrats; 39.66 percent of voters are registered with that party. [Emphasis added.] … Louisiana, for example, has more than 300,000 more registered Democrats (1,216,000) than registered Republicans (905,000). Blue states are also more likely to have party registration than red states.” If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said 100 thousand f***ing times before: America is a tyranny of the minority! And as I have said before if every person voted according to their registration and Independents split their votes, then Democrats would always win! But no! Whereas RepubliKKKlans never miss an opportunity to vote, Democrats can’t be bothered more often than not because this is stupid, apathetic America! We just let the minority dictate policy, laws, and values for the majority. And we just take it! People deserve the democracy they get when they just can’t be bothered to care or participate. Welcome to stupid Ameirca!

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Hello, Morons!

From CNN, “An older adult woman from California is the second case of unknown origin of the novel coronavirus, health officials in Santa Clara County said Friday.” I thought the idiot president said we were about to go down to zero infections? Un-f***ing-believable! Anyone who says this virus is or can be contained is a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order and should be immediately executed for being so m*****f***ing stupid. Have we ever tried (or expected to try) to contain the spread of the flu or the common cold, and COVID-19 seems to be similar in its communicability? This disease is already out in the community, and it has been for weeks! Read my lips, f***ing G.D. morons of the highest order: for weeks! People have been spreading COVID-19 in the U.S. for weeks! Expect a spike in cases in the next couple of weeks, and then we’re off to the races! So, get ready, idiots!

Moreover, I think people should be treated according to their political affiliation or leaning. Democrats get treated. RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil evangelicals get nothing. Not a single f***ing thing. RepubliKKKlans don’t think the government should be doing anything anyway or that people should be allowed to have affordable health care. MAGA morons think this entire crisis is a deep state conspiracy to derail traitor trump’s re-election bid. And evil evangelicals think COVID-19 can be prayed away or, more preferably, is the beginning of the End Times — whichever horn one of the four horsemen blows to unleash this scourge or whatever! Nothing like living in a country where fairytales from a 2000-year old book guide our mores. F*** me! Seriously, let these morons die. The entire nation will be better off without them. Welcome to stupid America!

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Traitor [T]rump’s Incompetence Is Killing People — And No One Cares, Including Traitor [T]rump

According to CNN, “President Donald Trump is hoping for a ‘miracle’ that will make the coronavirus disappear but tanking stock markets and signs the disease is stalking America are delivering their verdict on his scattershot management of the crisis. A historic Wall Street sell off, the first case on US soil that could not be traced to travel to countries battling the virus, and news of drug shortages outpaced White House efforts to show everything was under control.”

Additionally, the Business Insider quotes the idiot, “‘We have done an incredible job. We’re going to continue,’ Trump said during a Black History Month reception at the White House. ‘It’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. And from our shores, you know, it could get worse before it gets better. Could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.’” Wow! Like I said in a previous post, he says all things to all people: could go away tomorrow or could get much worse. Well, no Scheiße Sherlock! Of course, it could get better or get worse. These are the only two courses that things can proceed — or stay the same which is practically probabilistically impossible. Traitor trump is already in the “we’ll see what happens” phase of incompetence and interest, which is not-so-coded-speak for he f***ing doesn’t care. He had his press conference and put penis-loving Pence in charge, so his hands are clean of the entire mess. Congratu-f***ing-lations f***tards of America. Thanks to each and every retard that voted for traitor trump because these Scheiße-for-brains a**holes elected a complete idiot to be president. I hope these people die first during the pandemic! Mark my words, morons. This entire crisis is one huge demonstration that traitor trump really doesn’t care to do his job.

It was just a matter of time that a global crisis would emerge to highlight traitor trump’s incompetence to manage anything. Sadly, no one cares. MAGA morons think this is just an opportunity to purge never trumpers and attack Democrats. RepubliKKKlans have never really cared about the general public’s safety. Evil Evangelicals are hoping for the End Times. So, there is no one in traitor trump’s base that cares about this because, as usual, they believe that they’ll never catch the virus. This must be a Democratic disease. Welcome to stupid America! Cough on a traitor trump supporter today and hope they die! Now ask me how I really feel!

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This Is What Passes for Presidential?

From Raw Story, “President Donald Trump is desperate for the coronavirus problem to go away, and he doesn’t exactly care how it happens. According to New York Times reporter Annie Karni, sources are telling her that the biggest concern Trump has is more about the markets than the deaths of Americans from the virus.” Once again, Raw Story said it with perfect pith! A byline to a Politico article on the press conference read, “He cracked wise, told a story with a stand-up comedian’s patter, waved around colorful graphs and listed facts he had just learned.” Even though the article itself reads rather matter-of-factly, the byline hints of sarcasm. It was, no doubt a subtle dig. But then, waking up to Morning Joe where they praised traitor trump’s performance at the press conference was, of course, nauseating because it takes so little for the MSM to fall all over themselves to claim traitor trump is acting presidential. Un-f***ing-believable!

First and foremost and typically and mind-numbingly, traitor trump speaks like a f***ing G.D. retard! F***! It is difficult to listen to him because he only talks stupid, which I suppose is a direct translation for his f***ing G.D. Scheiße-for-brains MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical supporters! His f***ing off-the-cuff, stream-of-consciousness rambling is f***ing annoying and distracting. Naturally, his supporters love it because he “speaks like them” and “says what they think,” but I’d rather not be dumbed-downed by having to listen to him. Welcome to stupid f***ing America.

Second — and again right on cue — his rambling and answers to questions must contain parts of his re-election stump speech, which, of course, must include disparaging Democrats and describing how great he is on matters completely unrelated to the topic at hand. It’s always about him! Then he claims that everyone must work as a team. F*** me!

Last, and most important, which also goes to the point of the Raw Story quote, it is just clear that he really doesn’t care, doesn’t know what’s going on, and this is all just one big inconvenience that is getting in the way of his re-election plans. If one listens carefully, his remarks — as always — run all over the place. He says all things, often contradictory, to all listeners. On the one hand, he projects optimism in an almost careless manner by overstating that he thinks things won’t get any worse even suggesting the 15 current cases will be down to zero “in a short period of time.” But then he coaches his answer, on the other hand, with the “anything is possible” qualification. In other words, there is “nothing to worry about” because we are (he is) the best and there are about to be zero cases in the U.S. to “well it could happen” (get much worse). This is his typical CYA answer. So, if things do get worse — and they will — he can say that he never said that things wouldn’t get worse, and his followers will praise him for his “foresight.” He repeats this dichotomy several times. So which is it? We’re about to be coronavirus-free or brace for the worst? While I would expect traitor trump to be reassuring, I also expect him to be logically consistent or at least realistic, both of which, I guess, requires a sense of intelligence and self-awareness — oops! It’s clear that he just wants this gone and not have to deal with it.

Honestly, I’m hoping for the worst because people aren’t ever going to wake up to traitor trump’s incompetence until a lot more people start publicly dying. All of his worst policies and practices are being masked by a great economy. People truly have no f***ing clue just how much he is destroying the country from within. Welcome to stupid! stupid! stupid! America.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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What F***tards Didn’t See This Coming?

From Vox, “The Covid-19 outbreak, however, is a reminder that it remains a scary world and that the American government deals with a lot of important, complicated challenges that aren’t particularly ideological in nature. And we have no reason to believe the current president is up to the job. Trump not only hasn’t personally involved himself in the details of coronavirus response (apparently too busy pardoning former Celebrity Apprentice guests), he also hasn’t designated anyone to be in charge.” So, the f***tards of America elect a moron to be the president who is incompetent at his job (yet half of America thinks he’s doing a good job) and when a real global crisis emerges, what happens? Traitor trump shrugs at the problem expecting everyone else to fix it. Hasn’t that always been his M.O. — just blame everybody else. Expect everyone else to fix things; it’s never his fault nor his problem. Un-f***ing-believable. He’s so f***ing clueless! A f***ing clueless president for a f***ing clueless nation. His comments on the crisis include the following:

I think that whole situation will start working out. We’re very close to a vaccine. (Not even close!)

It looks like they’re getting it under control, more and more, they’re getting more and more under control. So I think that’s a problem that’s going to go away. ( Gibberish! Magically go away?!?!)

I had a long talk with President Xi — for the people in this room — two nights ago, and he feels very confident. He feels very confident. And he feels that, again, as I mentioned, by April or during the month of April, the heat, generally speaking, kills this kind of virus. So that would be a good thing. But we’re in great shape in our country. (More gibberish! The heat?!?! Apparently, 98.6 degrees doesn’t kill the virus, nor the 100+ degrees the body generates in an attempt to kill the virus. Biology 101.)

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me! (And still more gibberish! And the market promptly tanked for the second day in a row after this comment. That’s the only thing traitor trump is truly worried about — the stock market.)

I guess Americans just want to be lied to because they keep falling for all the Idiot-in-Chief’s crap. Time after time it is all one big continuous lie and no cares because his job approval rating is near an all-time high. Americans want to be delusional. They want to be lied to; they don’t care that they’re being lied to; they just want to hear what they want to hear, and traitor trump is more than willing to do exactly that! Traitor trump says everything is fine and all of his MAGA moron, RepubliKKKlan, and evil Evangelical followers believe him. Welcome to stupid America!

Traitor trump is the f***tard Americans wanted to “fix” America, so I say fine. Let it all fail. Seriously! I am so f***ing over idiots in America electing other morons to f*** everything up. So, let people die. Who cares? No one cares! MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelical love him more the more America descends into chaos, despair, and disaster. It’s what they love. F***! Evil Evangelicals want the end of the world. Who knows? This could be it! Welcome to stupid, stupid America. Get your face masks now! (That’s not going to help, but go ahead and waste the money! You can’t take it with you!)

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Of Course, SCOTUS Will

From Slate, “On Monday morning, the Supreme Court’s conservative majority escalated its crusade to legalize anti-LGBTQ discrimination under the First Amendment. The court agreed to hear a challenge to a Philadelphia policy that bars the referral of foster children to religious agencies that won’t work with same-sex couples. It also announced that it will consider granting religious individuals, groups, and businesses a First Amendment right to exempt themselves from certain laws, like nondiscrimination measures, by citing their religious beliefs. When SCOTUS hears the case next term, it could give people, organizations, and corporations a constitutional right to discriminate when they say their faith demands it.”

Of course, SCOTUS will condone legalized LGBTQ discrimination in the name of “religious freedom” because this is stupid racist, bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic America. Now that there is a firmly conservative majority on SCOTUS, get used to minorities, especially LGBTQ persons, being legally discriminated against because everything will be the “religious freedom” argument. Slavery used to be condoned based on religious beliefs. Will we go back to that standard? No, but being homophobic is alive and well in America and about to be legalized! Because once this bridge has been crossed then it’s no holds barred. I hate America! Every RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, and evil Evangelical should be shot! Congratulations to all those f***tard Log Cabin RepubliKKKlans. Those people should be shot first! Welcome to stupid America!

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Holy-F***ing-Scheiße! Still?

Axios reports, “Thousands of people gathered Monday at Los Angeles’ Staples Center to mourn the death of NBA star Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter, Gianna.” This is why Americans are so f***ing G.D. stupid. This is what seems to be important and newsworthy: a dead sports figure. F*** me. I thought they buried these people, but now a memorial, which apparently the f***ing news was all over yesterday and this morning, leading the newscast in some cases. Yes, by all means, let’s completely distort what’s important in life by glorifying a sportsperson. Un-f***ing-believable! I give up! Welcome to m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America where sportspeople are more important than teachers, civil servants, doctors, policemen, firemen, our military — just compare how much society pays them. So much f***ing stupidity. It’s just f***ing sports, morons. A game — literally. Yeah, how can this country be anything else other than royally f***ed up considering what American society values most: sports!

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SCOTUS Is Lost, Idiot F***tards

From Rolling Stone, “Sotomayor said the administration has too quickly gone to the Supreme Court to appeal unfavorable decisions made by lower courts, and that by taking the cases, the Supreme Court is ‘putting a thumb on the scale in favor of’ the president.” It’s already too late, f***tards. Seriously! Did anyone expect anything else once Kavanaugh was confirmed? This is truly, truly a very stupid country to keep believing that the conservatives on the court serve anyone but the president and the powerful (i.e., big business, white people, men, heterosexuals). In part, I blame Obama and dumbass Democrats because they didn’t have the f***ing backbone to force through SCOTUS appointments while they had the chance. I don’t give one G.D. f*** if RBG wasn’t prepared to retire during Obama’s first two years. So what?!?! F*** that. He should have sat down with her and said: “Look, it’s time to go!” But no. And shame on her for staying. So, here we are. Traitor trump will win re-election. RBG will not survive his second term, and traitor trump will appoint another young, radical conservative justice. (And I don’t trust Justice Breyer to last either.) Mark my words, morons. We are so f***ed, and no one seems to care. As usual, I say f*** it! Morons in this country need to start losing their rights and freedoms before the f***tards realize what they have allowed to happen through their complacency and stupidity. Welcome to stupid America!

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Don’t Do It!

From CNN, “The White House has requested $1.25 billion in emergency funding to address the novel coronavirus, part of an effort to direct as much as $2.5 billion in total funds to bolster its response to the growing global crisis, according to a letter obtained by CNN.” Don’t do it, dumbass Democrats. Traitor trump will divert the money to the wall. Mark my words, morons!