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What’s the Worry?

From CNN, “Stock markets are falling around the world after the number of coronavirus cases surged in Italy and South Korea, putting two more major economies at risk from a virus that has already caused widespread disruption in China.” What’s the worry? The coronavirus is only just as deadly as the Spanish Flu of 1918-1919. “It is estimated that about 500 million people or one-third of the world’s population became infected with this virus. The number of deaths was estimated to be at least 50 million worldwide with about 675,000 occurring in the United States,” according to the CDC. Of course, given an economics/market standpoint, the “worry” is about consumption and profits. God forbid the worry be about a massive loss of human life. The only thing the markets are worried about is the ability of this pandemic to shift the timing of consumption — to realize profits sooner rather than later. That’s it! Like a loaded spring, people will bounce back to the malls, airports, restaurants, hair salons, factories, and exotic wild animal meat markets once the emergency passes with months of wealth sitting in their bank accounts eager to be spent. LOL. Trust me when I say economists aren’t worried about the mortality of the disease; they’re worried about people’s unwillingness to consume today because of the virus. That’s all!

Now, if only the coronavirus could target MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals then the world would be a much better place.

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A Moron Did What?

From KTLA5, “A self-styled daredevil died Saturday after a rocket in which he launched himself crashed into the ground, a colleague and a witness said. … Waldo Stakes, a colleague who was at the rocket launch, said Hughes, 64, was killed. … In March 2018, [‘Mad’ Mike] Hughes, who believed the Earth is flat, propelled himself about 1,875 feet into the air before a hard landing in the Mojave Desert.” OMG. LOL. HAHAHA. OMG. WAIT! WHAT? LOL. OMG! OMG! OMG! NO?!?! LOL. OMG. NO! This did not just happen? OMG! I hate people! They’re so f***ing stupid and they deserve to die in stupid ways. A Flat Eather?!?! Seriously? Good! One less f***tard in the world. I’m happy such a moron is dead! Welcome to stupid America! So f***ing G.D. stupid. Stupid everywhere, every day, all day.

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He’s Right for a Reason: The Economy, Stupid!

From Raw Story, “MSNBC was harshly criticized on Saturday for their coverage of the 2020 Nevada Caucuses. In one segment, James Carville blasted Nevada voters who backed Bernie Sanders. Anchor Nicolle Wallace said it sounds like ‘political suicide’ and anchor Chris Matthews compared it to France falling to the Nazis in World War II.” Look! I know people think Carville is some ancient political hack from the ’90s, but I think he has a very keen sense of the larger political landscape of America. He has long been right about “The economy, Stupid!” It always has been and it always will be about the economy, and that includes the American love affair with capitalism, predatory capitalism, and disaster capitalism. If there is one thing Americans love more than anything else is the delusion of succeeding by giving to the rich while f***ing the poor. (For most of the masses, it’s about the economy — for RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals it’s still about bigotry, racism, and other hatreds.) As long as someone can look down on the person underneath them to raise themselves up then Americans are happy! Mark my words, morons. There are simply not enough voters outside the Democratic Party (and within even) that will vote for Sanders over traitor trump while at the same time not enrage even more nonvoters to actually vote for traitor trump. No one is going to rock the boat on this economy especially with talk of socialism even though most people are too stupid to understand more socialism is the right thing to do for Americans! Welcome to stupid America!

If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: America is not going to whip-saw from a constant 40-year trend of a widening wealth gap (thanks to Reagan) to a sudden egalitarian society based on the ideals of socialism. Even though America was born on the back of revolution, Americans are not revolutionary — sadly! I’m still on the side of burning it all the f*** down, but I’m also practical; I understand that America is not there and never will be! Things will go on, worsening by one election after another because America is just too f***ing stupid. Traitor trump is the tipping point from which America cannot — will not — recover. What the morons have not realized yet is that traitor trump broke this country and continues to break it further for good. Not only has he created a cult of personality that can only be broken by wholesale extermination of his followers from society (i.e., life), but the RepubliKKKlan Party has cemented its ability to entrench itself into all the critical parts of power, namely the Senate and the Judiciary. We will be living with the consequences of this administration for at least a couple of generations. Mark my words, f***tards. And no one f***ing cares!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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It’s All a Scheiße Show

CNN reports, “President Donald Trump bemoaned this year’s Academy Award winner for best picture, ‘Parasite,’ on Thursday because it’s a South Korean film.” Yep, yep. It’s all a f***ing Scheiße show! That’s all this presidency is: a reality TV show that Americans just love to watch. Who cares about what film won? Oh, that’s right — morons do! They love his shtick, especially on topics about xenophobia, jingoism, and white nationalism! MAGA morons, RepibliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals just love the Scheiße show! Americans love the Scheiße show because this is stupid America. This is reality TV every day, all day. Traitor trump is more concerned about his crowd sizes and conducting Nuremberg rally events than he is about running the government. And Americans love it. They love it so much that they will happily re-elect traitor trump to a second term. Mark my words, morons. No one is truly interested in what traitor trump is actually doing or not doing, for if they were then his job approval rating would be in the 30s just like it was when the morons of America were paying attention as traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans tried to repeal America’s health care. So, now they’ve stopped paying attention and are simply enjoying the Scheiße show. Welcome to stupid America where people must be entertained all the time. Forget about thinking! Entertain me!

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Russia Is Perfect for Stupid America

From CNN, “America is blundering into a new Russia election-meddling hall of mirrors that’s already doing Moscow’s work: tearing fresh political divides and threatening to again tarnish democracy’s most sacred moment, a national election. Revelations Thursday about intelligence assessments that Russia has launched a new interference effort to help reelect Donald Trump — and the President’s furious reaction — mark the return of a recurring nightmare for the country just nine months before the presidential election.” The only reason Russia was successful the first time and will be just as successful this time around is that America is full of abject f***tards. Only in stupid America do Americans get their “news” from Facebook and Twitter. Only in stupid America does Russia promote a dictator to be president and Americans like it. Only in stupid America does traitor trump’s job approval ratings improve the more incompetent and autocratic he acts. Only in stupid America! At this point, I say f*** it! F*** it all! A country that can be so easily and collectively manipulated and be so gullible no longer deserves to persist. Seriously! I give up! Why not? For decades the minority population of RepubliKKKlans has always had an outsized amount of power over the majority of the population and the minority has always just sat back and done nothing until it’s too late. Guess what? It’s too late! So let the RepubliKKKlan takeover of America be complete and let’s see just how miserable America becomes with less private rights, more poverty, no affordable health care that will be back to discriminating coverage for individuals. Let it all burn down before the morons of America wake up and realize what has been lost. I hate the stupidity of this country. It’s all stupid, all the time. Where is the Einsatzgruppen for stupid America? Seriously! Just line them up! Welcome to stupid America, morons. Mark my words!

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Because Stupid America Loves It

From Axios, “Donald Trump changed how to run for president. Next, he changed the Republican Party. Now, he’s changing the presidency and the boundaries of executive power. In the past week, Trump has purged internal dissenters, imported loyalists, pardoned political and financial criminals and continued a running commentary on live Justice Department criminal cases — despite an unprecedented public brushback from his attorney general.” And what is America’s reaction to all this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. That’s right. It is the big ole, “I don’t care!” How do I know this? Witness any recent traitor trump job approval rating — it is at record highs. The more dictatorial he gets the more people like what he’s doing because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: Americans are too stupid for democracy. The country really is! Democracy takes work to maintain and Americans are simply too stupid and too lazy to protect it. Americans vote in an appallingly low percentage compared to every other democratic country in the world. Americans just give up — yet they still bitch enough about the government in which they refuse to participate. They wanted a “non-politician” to come in and disrupt (destroy) the government, and now they have it. What the f*** did they think would be formed in democracy’s place? A better democracy? I guess the majority of f***tards out there did, but in reality, we have a dictatorship, which the other half of American f***tards are completely happy living under. So, congratu-f***ing-lations to all the morons out there for swapping out our Democracy with a king. Welcome to stupid America. All stupid all the time.

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We’re F***ed!

According to Politico, “He was rusty. He was testy. He was out of touch. And, for a candidate often shielded by the scripted one-liners of killer campaign advisers, he was on his own — unable to hide his peevish demeanor and unable to portray himself, as his campaign has tried to do, as the clear choice to stop Bernie Sanders and beat Donald Trump.” Surely, I thought to myself, Bloomberg is smart enough and accomplished enough not to risk the hundreds of millions of dollars invested in his campaign. Surely, he takes this run for president seriously enough to prepare for a very predictable night of personal and professional attacks. Surely, he would have the capacity to reflect and conduct some self-critical evaluation in advance to anticipate how others will come at him. Surely, Bloomberg knows all these things and more given his success. Surely, he practiced at least a little bit of debate. Surely, surely, surely! Surely, I was wrong. Un-f***ing-believable. WTF!?!? Seriously! I mean f***ing seriously! Did Bloomberg really think he could just wing it?

To be fair, traitor trump has been winging it for his entire life and look at him now. I guess winging it is perfect for stupid America! We are so f***ed! I have no f***ing hope left — and I had very little to start. Americans are not going to elect a woman or a gay guy or a socialist or a Jew as president. But dumbass Democrats are more than willing to nominate one as their presidential candidate. Mark my words, morons. America is not the f***ing shining city on a hill; it is just as racist, bigoted, anti-Semitic, misogynistic, and homophobic as everyone imagines it to be. Welcome to four more years of traitor trump, f***tards. This is MAGA moron country! This is a country commanded by the RepubliKKKlan minority. This is evil Evangelical country where that 15% of the population dictates our national laws and mores (for those idiots out there the pronunciation is môrāz). Welcome to stupid America!

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Nothing Matters Anymore

From NPR, “President Trump has named Richard Grenell, the vocal and controversial U.S. ambassador to Germany, as the new acting director of national intelligence, replacing the current acting head of the nation’s 17 spy agencies. Grenell, who has been the U.S. envoy to Berlin since May 2018, is known to be fiercely loyal to Trump, but critics have noted that he has no background in intelligence and no top-level management experience.” So what?!?! No one cares anymore. America is just all stupid all the f***ing time. Traitor trump has consistently shown he picks terrible people who are just as incompetent as he is, so why not pick a person as DNI who has no experience? Sure! Why not? MAGA morons don’t care. RepubliKKKlans don’t care! Because traitor trump is appointing an “acting” role then Grenell doesn’t need Senate confirmation. So, again no oversight. No advise and consent. The only qualification is to be a traitor trump sycophant. And no one cares because traitor trump’s approval rating has hit new highs because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America! People just don’t care anymore (or never have). I give up! Welcome to stupid America!

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[T]rump Pardons the Swamp

Of course, he does because this is stupid, stpid America who loves their corrupt king. None of this Scheiße matters anymore. It’s already too late. It was too late the day traitor trump was elected because America is just too f***ing stupid to care. Look, morons! This is precisely what conservatives want! This is the type of government MAGA morons, evil Evangelicals, and RepubliKKKlans want! They want a king. They want an authoritarian to tell them what to do, how to live, and what to think. This is the hallmark of a m*****f***ing G.D. stupid society that is incapable of thinking for themselves. It’s just easier to get by in life by having a dictator tell people what to do. Democracy takes work, f***tards! But this is stupid, lazy America! Stupid is as stupid does and we does! Welcome to stupid America!

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Barr Is Never Going to Resign

From Fox News, nonetheless, “The Justice Department pushed back Tuesday night at multiple reports claiming Attorney General William Barr told people close to him he’s considering stepping down over President Trump’s tweets… .” That’s a f***ing lie. Don’t believe this Scheiße for one G.D. second! Barr is just trying to claim some sort of plausible innocence for being corrupt and staying in office to do traitor trump’s bidding. It’s the old “this beating is going to hurt me more than you” line of crap. This way he can claim to others that he wanted to quit but needed to stay to “make sure things didn’t get worse at the DOJ.” It’s all a cover, morons! Welcome to stupid America!