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Don’t Believe It!

According to the Los Angeles Times, “An administration official acknowledged there had been some tension between Trump and Barr in recent weeks… .” Don’t f***ing believe any of this Scheiße! There is no tension. Barr is not standing up to traitor trump. Barr is not defending his department or his employees against traitor trump’s corruption. Everything one sees is all theater and fake. Pay attention to what Barr does, not what he says! Barr thinks America should be lead by an imperial presidency, so that is exactly the president he will allow traitor trump to be. Don’t think this McCabe situation is settled; it’s not. Mark my words, morons. Traitor trump eventually gets everything he wants because he just doesn’t let go. At some point, Barr will get so sick of him bitching about letting McCabe off that he’ll find a way to resurrect the investigation. Welcome to stupid America.

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A Fake Presidency

Also from CNN, “President Donald Trump’s campaign manager deleted a tweet featuring a dramatic photo of Air Force One at the Daytona 500 after users pointed out that the shot was from President George W. Bush’s visit to the NASCAR race in 2004, not from Trump’s visit on Sunday.” Of course, they did because everything about traitor trump’s presidency is fake. He is constantly using other people’s (and other presidents’) best moments to claim them as his own and he keeps getting caught, but the f***tards of America don’t care. Right or wrong (usually) they love their Idiot-in-Chief. Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons keep breathing!

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The Daytona 500

From CNN, “President Donald Trump on Sunday welcomed NASCAR fans to the start of this year’s Daytona 500 with a lap around the Florida race track in his presidential limousine. … Considered the Super Bowl of stock car racing, the Daytona 500 has served as the NASCAR season opener since 1982. The 200-lap, 500-mile-long race will feature 40 drivers on the track of the Daytona International Speedway in Daytona Beach, Florida.” Oh, yes. NASCAR is the “sport” of MAGA morons because it’s the only event simple enough for MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals to understand — cars driving around in circles hundreds of times hoping for a crash. Welcome to stupid America where the examples are endless!

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His Best Luck Is A Stupid America!

From Axios, “President Trump is capitalizing on three years of political, economic and global trends that have exceeded forecasts. He has also benefited from a run of extraordinary good luck.” The best luck for traitor trump is a supremely stupid, stupid America. So stupid it will get him re-elected. Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America!

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Malarkey!

From Politico, “One South Carolina lawmaker says she switched allegiances after warning several Biden staffers that their grassroots approach was outdated. His message is uninspiring. His ground game is flawed. After Iowa and New Hampshire, they’re no longer convinced he can beat Donald Trump.” Whaaaa? !?! “Outdated???” How can that be? The man named his campaign bus the “No Malarkey” tour, and that’s when I was over Biden. I think Bloomberg is the next best bet, but he’s Jewish; I can’t wait for the antisemites of America to destroy that candidate while dumbass Democrats stand by and wonder how, why, and when America became so antisemitic. Hint: Because this is stupid America and all those things that we believe about America such as fairness, equality, unbiased, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera are all lies and myths we love to tell ourselves to make us feel better about being a nation of white nationalist Evangelicals, misogynists, homophobes… . Welcome to stupid America where just under the surface this country is a majority of all of humanity’s worst impulses.

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Third World Diseases

According to CNN, “The Chinese province at the center of the novel coronavirus outbreak reported a record spike in deaths Thursday, bringing the total number to more than 1,300 people globally, as experts warned the epidemic could ‘create havoc’ in less prepared countries.” I’m getting really sick of third-world diseases (Novel Coronavirus, SARS, MERS) becoming global epidemics because backward societies think it’s normal or a good idea to eat bats, rats, monkeys, and the like. All these diseases seem to start when human beings eat or f*** wild animals they shouldn’t be eating or f***ing. Stick to (eating, not f***ing) livestock, people, and not things found dead on the roadside nor look like something from the living dead nor a distant relative on the evolutionary tree! F*** me! Welcome to stupid humanity!

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The Absolute Dumbest People in America: Gay RepubliKKKlans

Honestly, these people should be taken out back and euthanized for being so m*****f***ing stupid. I don’t understand how these people have enough brainpower to breathe.

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Lawlessness and More Lawlessness and No One Cares

According to Politico, “A judge has dismissed a lawsuit complaining that President Donald Trump and his aides are failing to maintain legally required records of his meetings with foreign leaders.” This is, of course, starting to get predictable. But wait! There is more!

From CNN, “By bulldozing into Roger Stone’s sentencing, Donald Trump sparked a mutiny by four career prosecutors, raised fears about the impartial administration of justice and showed how his impeachment acquittal unchained an already rampant presidency. The Justice Department’s decision to water down a recommendation by its own prosecutors for Stone to serve up to nine years in prison that outraged the President sent shockwaves through Washington. It also appears to reflect Trump’s redoubled determination to escalate pressure on core institutions of the US government to pursue his personal and political priorities.”

Naturally, none of this matters because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America of the highest f***ing order! No one cares! Seriously! Traitor trump is only getting more popular because Americans are morons who only care about the economy. F*** their and (especially) other’s civil rights. F*** the rule of law. Americans hate the law anyway, so why shouldn’t the president break it. F*** it all! MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil Evangelicals wanted this disaster to destroy American society to usher in a theocracy. And no one cares! Welcome to stupid America. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times: let it all burn down. No one is going to give a f*** because the worse it gets the higher traitor trump’s job approval rating.

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Bernie Sanders — Ugh? Oh? Umm?

Depending on the day, I don’t know what to make of the Sanders campaign. On the one hand, he is precisely the anti-traitor trump candidate in all the right ways — the policies, the enthusiasm, the masses (most important the masses and because this is stupid America even the masses are important on the progressive side), the ability to attack traitor trump (which Bloomberg seems to be the only other candidate capable of doing at this point in the game), the ability to be ruthless in politics. All of it! But! But! But! Traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans will hang the word “socialism” around his neck and kill his chances because this is m*****f***ing G.D. stupid, stupid America where the majority of idiots have no f***ing clue that the economy as it exists right now is a mix of capitalism and socialism. Most notably are programs like social security and medicare and other services like the military, police, and fire. (Don’t get me started on corporate welfare which is a whole separate conversation.) MAGA morons never seem to have a problem paying taxes to the government to manage 24/7 police and fire services for which they may never use or use only very rarely. In fact, it is more likely that these same “anti-socialist” morons who never seem to complain about the police and fire departments are doing exactly what they hate the most — paying for services someone else is likely going to use. If these f***tards were actually willing to live in a purely capitalist society then they should contract with local (private) police and fire departments for which they would be charged for as-used services. I mean this is the kind of world they want to live in, right? Welcome to stupid America. We’re f***ed because it’s all stupid all the time here!

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The Military Loves Their Draft Dodger

From Roll Call, “President Donald Trump’s comment Wednesday that U.S. troops suffering concussion-like symptoms had ‘not very serious’ injuries clashed with a yearslong, hard-fought U.S. military campaign to spread the message that a brain injury is not something to be minimized. Trump was referring to at least 11 cases of troops in Iraq reporting symptoms that officials said may or may not turn out to be so-called traumatic brain injuries, or TBIs.” Of course, he did! Of course, traitor trump doesn’t care about the troops. Of course, RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons don’t care that traitor trump doesn’t care. Of course, traitor trump is the leader of the party that loves to love the military. Of course, this is the same political party that successfully convinced the public that John Kerry — a real decorated war veteran Democrat — couldn’t be president because he hated the military. Of course, this is the same political party that conveniently forgets that traitor trump dodged the draft five times while Bill Clinton was crucified for the same thing by RepubliKKKlans, but at least Clinton was morally against the Vietnam war and protested whereas traitor trump is just a coward and shirker. Of course, this is the same party where the leader of the military called its top brass a “bunch of dopes and babies” — and they all still love him for it. Of course, of course, of course! As usual, it is just one long big train of RepubliKKKlan hypocrisy. Yet, the RepubliKKKlan party is the military-loving party. Yup! I hate America’s stupidity! I’m over it! The daily stupidity is mind-numbing and exhausting! Honestly, morons should be lined up and shot — by the military! Welcome to trump stupid America!