‘Run by Fruiting’

Traitor trump is a f***ing p*ssy, just like all of his MAGA moron followers. Axios reports, “Former President Trump feared that protesters throwing tomatoes, pineapples and other ‘very dangerous’ fruits could have killed him at campaign rallies several years ago, according to newly unveiled court documents Tuesday.” Oh, yes! The perils of a thrown tomato! Welcome to stupid America!

Has This Guy Looked in the Mirror?

Neil Robinson Kumar — Half white (mother) and half Indian (father) (dot not feather)

First, this is the meaning and origin of the surname Kumar, “Indian: Hindu name found in several communities, from Sanskrit kumara ‘child’, ‘son’, ‘prince’. It is also an epithet of the god Kartikeya, the son of Shiva. It commonly occurs as the final element of compound given names, and sometimes as a personal name in its own right.” Second, Kumar says in an interview, “The most pressing issue facing my constituents is also the most pressing issue facing America: the Great Replacement. … I will fight anti-white discrimination and anti-white critical race theory, along with LGBT perversion in our classrooms. I will introduce legislation to criminalize LGBT propaganda targeted at minors, and also to criminalize transgender pharmaceuticals and surgical procedures.”

This is more common than one might think: A non-white who is a white supremacist — irony at its best. Clearly, such people do not own a mirror or have a very high and misplaced opinion of themselves. It is, nonetheless, astonishing that Christians, of which Kumar is one, can so easily ignore (never learned in the first place) teachings of Christ, namely, “And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me remove the speck from your eye’; and look, a plank is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye” (Matthew 7:3-5, NKJV).

As usual with RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, it’s always the other person who is a minority while they, themselves, never are. If they just look in the f***ing mirror! These non-white white supremacists are not kidding anyone, least of all their fellow white supremacists, who are, no doubt, calling Neil Kumar a sand-n***** behind his back. I hope Neil understands that he is literally the definition of white replacement! Eh, whatever! In the words of Jesus, the hypocrisy is blinding. Welcome to stupid America! I live in stupid hell.

Oh Lordy, There Are Tapes and Texts

There are too many tapes and texts to include here, but take your pick of news sources — Newsweek, NPR, The Washington Post, Axios, The New York Times, MSNBC, Yahoo! News, USA Today, CNN. So, I’ll provide the Cliff Notes version: RepubliKKKlans — then and now — understand the danger of traitor trump destroying America’s democracy, and they don’t care. No one cares, actually. No voter, that is. These same RepubliKKKlans who decry the January 6 insurrection, traitor trump, and MAGA morons in private are the same ones who are more than willing to support all the worst elements of their party and society. These are the same RepubliKKKlans that voters want to give control of Congress in 2022. To what end? To show Biden that they’re mad about the economy? Probably! This is the amygdala type of thinking I would expect from stupid America. A pissy electorate wants to punish Biden by voting insurrectionist-supporting, democracy-hating RepubliKKKlans into majorities. As if RepubliKKKlans are going to help Biden improve the state of the nation? Really? Whatever! I give up! These recent tapes and texts evince a RepubliKKKlan Party that really doesn’t care about preserving our democracy, and, as it seems, voters don’t care either. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America! As I’ve been saying for years now, America is too stupid to survive.

The D-Bag Gets His Twitter

Breaking from CNN, “Twitter has agreed to sell itself to Elon Musk in a deal valued at around $44 billion, the company said Monday.” Yet another nail in America’s coffin. Do not think for a second that Musk is going to improve Twitter. He’s only going to make it nastier and safer for right-wing haters and conspiracy theorists. Musk, an avowed free-speech-at-all-costs-with-impunity supporter, will open the flood gates to unregulated conservative hate speech and misinformation. I can see Twitter becoming a “free speech” cesspool that will drive moderates and liberals away, allowing it to become a right-wing dominated site. Private companies have far less responsibility (accountability) to stakeholders (i.e., the public). Expect this social media platform to make America even worse with Musk at its head. What could possibly go wrong? Musk is just a billionaire version of traitor trump. Mark this day as the moment one person helped to destroy America whose name was not trump. Welcome to stupid America! Dumber by the day. Oh, well.

China’s Zero Virus Futility

According to The Guardian, “To let the virus loose now, with low vaccination rates among older people, and reliance on the less effective domestically produced vaccine, would be likely to result in significant disruption and death. Because China’s death toll is so extraordinarily low – due in part to the manner of reporting – many people see less reason to be vaccinated, but also less reason to be locked down. At least some residents are asking whether, thanks to vaccines, there is a wiser middle path between letting the virus rip and attempting elimination, which seems increasingly futile thanks to the highly transmissible Omicron variant.”

What a f***ing mess! I have no idea how or why this globally connected “superpower” believes it can isolate itself from a highly contagious respiratory disease that repeatedly boomerangs around the world. I understand the devastation that would ensue from COVID on the loose in a population of 1.4 billion, but how long does China expect to hold out? Unfortunately, they do not have a very effective vaccine, so their entire population is under constant threat of being under-immunized. It’s not like a city comes out of lockdown and everybody has immunity. No! It’s just the opposite! What they have done is to avoid herd immunity. Shanghai, for example, could emerge from a month of lockdown and isolation and then go right back into lockdown with one too many positive tests. How many lockdown cycles can China endure if it has no intention to immunize its population — naturally or medically? How many years can this go on? COVID is here to stay forever.

Sure, at the beginning of the pandemic, China was prospering while the rest of the world struggled, but now the rest of the world has moved on, and China still clings to ineffective containment protocols. How does it look now that everyone else has moved on and China is stuck playing Whac-A-Mole? The harder they dig into a “zero COVID” policy, then the more ridiculous it becomes. At some point, most of the rest of the world will have a relatively high enough herd immunity to resist pandemic-level infection. However, China’s population will still be comparatively defenseless. Their policy is beyond stupid at this point. Hello, morons of China! You can’t control COVID like you control your government and your people. Ironically, the U.S. actually stumbled into one of the best practices to achieve herd immunity — mass vaccinations, natural infections, and the deaths of anti-vaxxer RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks, thereby culling the herd of stupid who cannot get reinfected and infect others. Win-win!

Keep it up, China! One thing you guys are actually proving is that the world supply chain can no longer rely on you, something that has been long overdue for countries to recognize. America should not be doing business with China in the first place. Perhaps one of the gravest foreign policy blunders was Nixon’s trip to China. But I digress.

Cawthorn Has a Little ‘Tallywacker’ — Moment

The C-SPAN Twitter account records his speech, in part, “I never imagined that one of my sacred duties in this hallowed chamber would be explaining to the House Speaker the difference between a man and a woman. Take notes, Madame Speaker, I’m about to define what a woman is for you. … XX chromosomes, no Tallywacker. … It’s so simple. And yet, today, this proclamation of fundamental scientific fact will cause the woke liberals in Silicon Valley to strip you of your voice and ban you until you bow at their altar of falsehoods.”

Once again, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) walks into (pun intended) a subject matter that has curious minds questioning. While Cawthorn preoccupies himself with body parts between strangers’ legs, I’m interested to know if his “tallywacker” works. Indeed, I want to understand if he can rightly define himself as a man if he’s unable to put his pr*ck in a p*ssy (or a butt if he’s into booty)? Look, I hate to bring it up (again, pun intended), but he’s the one fixated on orgies and genitalia. He really should watch the battles he chooses to spearhead (yup, I said head). At this point, with his track record of sticking his foot in his mouth, he should cut and run. I’m here all week, folks!

Power Is the Means, Not the End

Politico writes, “Days after a violent pro-Trump mob stormed the Capitol and sent lawmakers fleeing for their lives, House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy told top allies he would urge then-President Donald Trump to resign, according to an audio recording of a conference call on Jan. 10, 2021. … The call underscores the degree to which GOP leaders were preparing to abandon Trump in the aftermath of the attack — only for McCarthy to rapidly veer back into Trump’s fold.”

Couple the above with Flordia legislation that striped Disney of self-rule status as retribution for defending the LGBTQ community and one may be persuaded to read these moves, pivots, and postering as only plays for political power. I hear it all the f***ing time in the MSM; RepubliKKKlans only do what they do to gain and maintain power as if that is the end. That seems to be where the analysis stops — RepubliKKKlans interest is only in naked power. They lie, cheat, and steal elections for power. That’s only the beginning! Ultimately, they want to dismantle American democracy. So, those who roll their eyes and claim there is nothing to worry about with RepubliKKKlans versus Democrats because it’s all the usual competition for political power are f***ing idiots. Those who can’t be bothered with politics and voting because there is nothing new about the struggle between parties. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! To those who think RepubliKKKlans only want power to have and to hold like some cherished Precious Moments for its own sake is a f***ing moron. Dumbass Democrats see power as a game of keep away; as long as RepubliKKKlans don’t have it, then Democrats are satisfied. They don’t do anything with it; they just like to have it, which explains their confusion and fecklessness when they have it. On the other hand, RepubliKKKlans use power to destroy everything. Oh, well. The end is coming, f***tards. Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!

Tucker “Tanned Testicles” Carlson

Tucker’s organism or sodomy (bottom) face; Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

From Vanity Fair, “Testicle tanning? you might ask. Surely, you don’t mean to say becoming a macho man like Fox News’ Carlson will require me to stand nude on a rock, subjecting my genitals to some sort of mysterious red-light machine? You bet your nuts it does. Carlson has recently begun promoting a new documentary episode for his ‘Tucker Carlson Originals’ series, in which he asks his audience to be ‘open-minded’ about a novel proposal to address the ‘End of Men’ — a real, not-made-up problem the Fox host has identified.”

Let’s cut right to the point: Tucker’s tanning testicle obsession has nothing to do with the efficacy of a solution to a made-up problem; it has everything to do with promoting the notion of white replacement theory and white supremacy. Everything he does stems from these two worldviews. Full stop! One does not need any further analysis or understanding. Obviously, the “problem” of men’s low fertility directly impacts white supremacists’ reproductivity. If whitey can’t spawn enough little white supremacists, then the coloreds and gays will take over the country. Moreover, low testosterone is obviously causing men to turn gay and want to become women. Again, the more men with low testosterone mean more gays and more women — apparently! It’s hard to maintain a white male-dominated America if everyone “becomes” gay or transitions to a woman. One can readily see the impending doom for our country if left uncorrected.

However, I will concede one point: Americans suffer from reproductive problems. According to Newsweek, “Startling new evidence suggests male infertility may be much worse than it appears. According to Levine and Swan’s work, sperm levels—the most important measurement of male fertility—are declining throughout much of the world, including the U.S. … More and more countries find themselves unable to raise their fertility rates above the level needed to replace their population, leading one prominent demographer to prophesy that the world has already reached ‘peak child.’” That’s all you need to know. As I have long said, humans are their own extinction-level event, and nature always restores balance. To think humans can pollute the world year in and year out with impunity while also believing they are not poisoning themselves is the height of humanity’s arrogance and ignorance. If we are not killing ourselves directly or indirectly, then nature is ensuring we aren’t creating more of ourselves — the dominant poisoners of the planet. Low testosterone is not a sign of an effeminate culture or a weak America or the consequence of allowing the gays their rights and freedoms. No! It is nature’s way of neutering the cancer on the Earth that is the human race! Welcome to stupid humanity!

Americans Always Reward Because Stupid!

Rudy Giuliani — the former New York City mayor, former attorney to ex-President Donald Trump, and current architect of the attempt to overthrow the 2020 presidential election — was unmasked on Wednesday’s episode of Fox’s “The Masked Singer.” Whatever! This is a prime example of a stupid, dying America. Bad actors always get rewarded in America. Always! They are revered, and they are amplified. Nothing ever changes. Someone coordinates the overthrow of a free and fair election; then they show up on television for all the America to see and gawk at as if nothing ever happened. It never f***ing fails. American reality T.V. shows! The great mind washing of American “intelligence” and the laundromat of criminal actors and their reputations. And we wonder why people care so little about American democracy and voting. They’re too busy being entertained by those who want to enslave them. It’s bread and circus, f***tards! Bread! And! Circus! Oh, well! Welcome to stupid America. The evidence is boundless, especially in pretty chicken costumes! I expected nothing less!

Radical Reps. Winning the Nation — Dems. Watch

From CNN, “If that bet pays off, and red state Republicans suffer no midterm defections over this surge of socially conservative legislation — an outcome that may be the most likely possibility amid the extensive public discontent over President Joe Biden’s performance — pressure inside the party to lurch policy further to the right will only intensify, not only on abortion, but also on the broad range of cultural issues energizing conservative activists. … This increasingly confrontational posture toward abortion in red states tracks with the GOP’s trajectory on other social issues. Republican-controlled states have also moved toward more militant positions on LGBTQ issues. … On every front, ideas that once might have been considered on the fringe inside the GOP have moved rapidly into law — and, in most instances, inspired copy-cat proposals in other states. Democrats have struggled to respond to this offensive [naturally!], both at the state and national level. … All of which suggests that if voters don’t send a cautionary signal in November, the red-state drive may be just beginning to roll back the ‘rights revolution’ of the past six decades — and return the US to a pre-1960s world in which people’s basic civil rights and liberties varied much more depending on where they lived [emphasis added].”

It’s already too late, f***tards! I have said countless times for years, so I won’t belabor the point. Suffice it to say, if we are relying on dumbass Democrats or the “average” voter to do the right thing or care, then America is f***ed. Indeed, we are f***ed. The tide has already turned, morons. Mark my words, f***tartds! Americans are too stupid to apprehend the dire state of politics because — inflation! I’ve also said (for years) that perhaps Americans need to lose everything before appreciating the rights they used to have. An enlightened electorate would need not go through the wringer to become cognizant of that thing called “right to privacy,” but America is the least enlightened nation on the planet. The only way ahead is through — not back or around. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!