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Facebook Attracts Morons

From Axios, “Many of them hold Facebook responsible for President Trump’s 2016 victory, assail it for allowing misinformation to spread, and have vowed to regulate it or break it up.” The only problem with Facebook is that a bunch of f***ing G.D. morons of the highest f***ing order inhabit its pages who love to be advertised at! Facebook is not the place for news, f***ing idiots! It’s for stalking an ex — who is clearly demonstrating having a much better life without the former half. Welcome to stupid America where morons of America can’t tell the difference between opinion/commentary and objective facts. I hate American stupidity! It hurts to witness!

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Only in Retarded Texas

According to Raw Story, “After much flip-flopping, a $569 million Midland ISD school bond election failed Friday by 26 votes now that county workers have taken into account ballots found in a missing box located weeks after Election Day.” The real story here is that the bond election failed! Who the f*** votes down a bond issue to benefit a school district? I have voted on several bond questions for school districts over the years and never once voted against a proposition — and I don’t have children! But at least I understand the importance and need for excellent schools (and education) for the greater good, even though I will not directly benefit! I must keep reminding myself that only in stupid America, only in the South, only in RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron country is education looked down upon. Only to RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil evangelicals does the idea of the greater good over the individual mean absolutely nothing; in fact, such an ethos is completely anathema to these people! Unbelievable! I hate this country for being so f***ing stupid! The South and red states really should just leave the Union. These people are a waste of life and a drag on society. So, I say, f*** them! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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Dumbass Democrats Politics Purely Moronic

Hope Is for Morons and Idiots and F***tards

From Raw Story, again, “In an interview with Rev. Al Sharpton, Heffner outlined why Roberts’ impartiality isn’t exactly what Democrats think it is. ‘But I’m tired of hearing about Chief Justice Roberts impartiality, this idea that he’s some kind of paragon of constitutional order,’ Heffner said. ‘The proof is in the pudding. The reality is this Supreme Court had an opportunity to review the cases about whether the public should have access to Trump’s business and personal tax returns, whether the public should have the testimony of [John] Bolton and company.’” Every time I hear a f***ing dumbass Democrat express that they “hope” RepubliKKKlans do something (right/good/for the country over party) I want to reach through the f***ing TV or computer and f***ing strangle them, but then again this is stupid f***ing America where dumbass Democrats spend more time hoping than actually achieving. At least one person (Heffner) understands that dumbass Democrats, as usual, are too stupid to understand that Roberts will disappoint and never do anything other than to hurt America and the majority of Americans while benefiting the minority. Welcome to stupid America; we’re still dumb here. All day, every day.

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise, but whatever!

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MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

What Now?

From Raw Story, “In an awkward moment before a large national television audience tuned into the watch the College Football National Championship, first lady Melania Trump abruptly snatched her hand away from President Donald Trump.” Why is the see you next Tuesday Melania mad at traitor trump now? At least the morons aren’t covering their hearts during the national anthem which is usually another indication of fake patriotism because this is stupid America. As usual, RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons always feel the need to demonstrate their uber-patriotism (incorrectly). For example, wearing the American flag as f***ing apparel is f***ing wrong, but this is stupid America! Moreover, one does not place one’s hand over one’s heart during the national anthem — that’s for the pledge of allegiance, f***ing morons! One (civilian) stands attentively with hat removed during the playing of the national anthem (and nothing else like holding hands). That’s all that is required. Anything more just means the person is a confused f***tard which basically defines every RepubliKKKlan and MAGA moron, and that’s why one sees people with hands over their hearts so often and everywhere. It’s just all stupid, all the time in America!

Disclaimer: As usual, I feel I must mention that Raw Story is not journalism, so I reference it sparingly, but there are articles that perfectly capture my thoughts, feelings, and ire even though at times it seems the site is subtlely trolling progressives because I constantly see advertisements for traitor trump and MAGA moron merchandise — and now Tulsi ads, who is a see you next Tuesday Russian useful idiot! That’s f***ing annoying and suspicious, but whatever!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

Because Stupid America

According to CNN, “But on Monday, he claimed credit for being ‘the person who saved Pre-Existing Conditions in your Healthcare’ in a tweet blasting an ad by former New York City Mayor and 2020 Democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg that attacks the President’s record on health care.” Of course, he didn’t and the very, very, very stupid people of America will believe him because this country is just too stupid to survive. So, let it fall. It’s time to start over by purging RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, and evil Evangelicals. Welcome to stupid America. Let them die!

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Evil Evangelicals MAGA Morons Purely Moronic RepubliKKKlans

It’s Time We Get Revengeful

According to CNN, “A baby opossum was found beaten until she was blinded at a Hilton Head golf course in South Carolina, according to the Wildlife Rehab of Greenville.” This is, no doubt, some RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, or Evangelical uppity golfer who hates nature, must feel superior, loves to inflict pain and hurt, and is apparently threatened by baby animals just as they are threatened by anything that’s not old, white, and male. These people like to torture animals; it’s always the same ethos. I say find whoever did this and poker his eyes out with a red hot poker.

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Other Purely Moronic

Should Be One Million Dead Moms

From CNN, “One Million Moms is a division of the American Family Association, the non-profit evangelical Christian group. Despite its name, it is not clear that the group has a million members. According to its website, more than 8,000 people have taken action on the Burger King issue, and its Facebook group has just shy of 100,000 likes. The activist group long has targeted groups that feature LGBT people or relationships in a positive light. In 2012, the group called on JCPenney to remove Ellen DeGeneres as its spokeswoman because she is gay, but the retailer stood behind the comedian.”

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Politics Purely Moronic

This Is Why Stupid America

According to CNN, “The poll shows 56% of Americans said they disapprove of the way Trump is dealing with escalating tensions with Iran while 43% said they approved. The poll was conducted on January 10-11, the same week Iran launched retaliatory attacks against Iraqi bases housing US troops after an American drone strike killed Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani. Asked about the US airstrike, the majority, 52%, said it has made the United States less safe.” And this is why traitor trump will get re-elected because of stupid America. Fifty-six percent is not enough.

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Purely Moronic

The A**hole Killed His Dog

According to CNN, “A Utah man has been rescued from the Alaskan wilderness, approximately three weeks after a fire burned his home to the ground, killed his dog and left him without much food, clothing or shelter. He [the idiot who burned his own living space down] started grabbing everything he could, including blankets and a rifle but his real priority was his 6-year-old chocolate lab, Phil. He ordered Phil outside, and when he jumped off the bed, Steele assumed he’d left the house. But when Steele went outside, he heard Phil howling — inside.” They should ship the man back to his Alaska “camp” and say goodbye for good. He should have died with his dog!

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International Indigestion Purely Moronic

Close the Airports While Launching a Missle Attack, Idiots!

From CNN, “Iran admitted Saturday that it mistakenly shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet, blaming human error and ‘US adventurism’ for the crash that left 176 people dead.” I don’t think “US adventurism” is the fault of a moronic Iran that failed to shut down air traffic while it launched a missile attack on another country. How f***ing stupid does one have to be to forget to do this? I suppose trump stupid. It drives me absolutely G.D. crazy when people misplace blame. There is a huge f***ing difference between direct cause and effect and antecedents. Escalating tension between the U.S. and Iran is the antecedent to the situation, but Iran allowing commercial flights to continue while they let missiles fly is just pure incompetence. Whatever happened to their claim that is was “scientifically impossible” for the plane to have been blown out of the sky by Iran? F*** me! I hope these aren’t the same scientists that are working on their nuclear program! Or they really will poke an eye out!

Axios said it well, “Iran lied about the mass murder of 176 people because a trigger-happy idiot shot down a civilian Ukrainian plane taking off from Tehran. The regime looks like dishonest incompetents on the global stage.”