Category: RepubliKKKlans

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Democrats Nail Own Coffin

From The Hill, “The Biden administration’s decision to end to Title 42, a Trump-era policy restricting asylum claims, garnered a fractured response from Democratic lawmakers, advocates and the administration itself. Progressives and immigration advocates lauded the decision, arguing it was long overdue after President Biden pledged to end the rule during his 2020 campaign. However, moderate Senate Democrats issued a rebuke of the recission, claiming that the administration is not ready to manage a surge of migrants they say will come once the rule is nixed.”

I have no f***ing clue why dumbass Democrats are pushing for this now. I mean, WTF! Honestly, when it comes to immigration, I only care about one thing: Political optics and fallout. Except for the repugnant family separation policy under the traitor trump administration, I’m really agnostic about the ethics of immigration — in favor or against. Also, building a wall is the worst, most ineffective method of controlling border crossings. Building a wall was always a gimmick to pander to the American morons — I expected nothing less. Controlling immigration requires going to the source and limiting demand. Regardless, I am concerned about dumbass Democrats gifting RepubliKKKlans yet another talking point just in time for midterm elections. Are Democrats trying to lose the House and the Senate? What votes do they possibly hope to gain by creating an immigration crisis? Un-f***ing-believable. Look, f***tards. The only voters sensitive to another border crisis are those Independents in the political center. RepubliKKKlans and center-right Independents are always going to vote against Democrats over border and immigration policy even when it mirrors the previous administration. What remains are those true swing Independents, and they are not going to abide by chaos at the Mexican border. Republikkklans are experts at weaponizing any increase in immigration news. Whatever! When are dumbass Democrats ever going to learn that chaos at the southern border always hurts them more than it helps paint RepubliKKKlans as being heartless? Welcome to stupid America.

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She’s Back and She’ll Win — Naturally

Sarah Palin on the Masked Singer. Photograph: FOX

As TMZ reports, “Sarah Palin is back in the political arena — that is, if Alaskans will have her … throwing her hat into the race for an open seat in Congress, this after a long hiatus from public service.” I don’t have to do any analysis for this prediction. She was crazy before crazy was cool, so now that QAnon kooks and evil evangelicals are the new cool, crazy kids on the block, she’s in it to win it. One could say this is the moment for which Palin has been waiting. The QAnon kookery and Americans have finally caught up to her way of “thinking,” so naturally, she’s ready to return to politics, and she is precisely the level of stupid RepubliKKKlan Alaskans desire. She’ll win. Never mind that she quit halfway through her governorship to pursue a reality TV career. But, whatever! Alaskans will overlook her shortcomings because they love her hate. Welcome to stupid America! We get the government we deserve.

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Cull the Wack Jobs, Please!

Wack Job

According to RawStory, “‘The election, I believe, was stolen,’ said a woman with an America flag draped over her shoulders. ‘But we know that, Space Force has it all, Trump has all the information, it’s going to be overturned,’ the woman claimed. ‘What do you think Space Force has?’ the interviewer asked. ‘Space Force is a military branch, you know, just like the Army, you know, all the military. And they literally…the night of the election they literally watched the election be stolen. They watermarked the ballots, they know exactly what happened with every ballot,’ she said. ‘They know what countries were involved, they followed the money, they know what every every [sic] politician that’s been paid off. There was [sic] 260,00 — 269,000 sealed indictments, but I think it might even be up to 500,000 sealed indictments. And I believe that we’re going to have an emergency broadcast and the military is going to come in with martial law and we’re going to be shown, 8-hours on, 8-hours off, of videos for seven days — the world. And they’re going to be showing us taped tribunals, taped confessions, and the world is going to be awakened to what’s really going on with the deep state,’ she claimed.”

I am speechless. These people are smoking meth, right? Or they were dropped on their head as a baby — repeatedly — yes? What explains such incomprehensible nonsense? Truly? What? I have been reluctant to use the word cult when talking about MAGA morons and QAnon kooks because the term implies a small, select few, but what we see here — with every traitor trump rally — are hoards of people caught up in this mass delusion. Of course, there is an internal contradiction in what they espouse. Go figure! Did anyone catch it? Anyone at all? The QAnon kook quoted above inveighs the “deep state,” but she counts on the same deep state (ala Space Force) to bring justice for traitor trump. How can that be? Please tell me, morons of America. How can Space Force be the deep state conspiring to withhold information that proves traitor trump won the 2020 election and thus “keeping” Biden in power. Yet, Space Force is the deep space conspiracy that will bring back traitor trump while simultaneously proving the danger of the deep state. This just goes to show how stupid all these people are. Whatever! America is f***ed because the disease that is the RepubliKKKlan Party, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are killing America. Either these people need to be culled from the herd, or the entire country will succumb to their craziness. These people are not fringe; they are the new mainstream. But most people don’t care because everyone else thinks they’re “a bit off” and funny. Oh, well. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

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American Theocracy: Get Ready F***tards!

From The New Civil Rights Movement, “Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis appears to be using the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ legislation he signed into law with barely any notice Monday as the new flag of his bible-based anti-LGBTQ re-election campaign. ‘Gird your loins for battle. We are going to fight. You put on the full armor of God,’ the Florida Republican running for re-election says in a video posted to social media this week, with the state flag behind him and a poster reading, ‘Keep Florida Free.’”

The real question is, What is the LGBTQ community prepared to do to defend itself from this rising Christian threat? Are you people ready to go to war with these haters? They want to kill the gays! Are the gays ready to kill back? Mark my words, people. Standing by like dumbass Democrats, hoping things will work themselves out, is a road to ruination. DeSantis is hiding nothing. He is fully displaying his intentions, so do not be the fool who trusts in the better side of human nature, for in the Christian person, it does not exist! These RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks are full of hate and intend to exercise it. To the LGBTQ community, I say: Rise up! Rise up and arm up before it’s too late! It will already be too late when the traitor trump-DeSantis ticket wins the next presidential election. Failure to act means an American theocracy! When DeSantis says “keep Florida free,” he means free of the gays! Believe your eyes, people! America is going backward! Mark my words!

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Technically, He Looks Up to Everyone

Salon (Saul Loeb – Pool/Getty Images)

According to Salon, “Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) revealed that Washington, D.C.’s world of elected officials consists of 60 and 70-year-old elected officials inviting him to sex parties and snorting cocaine. ‘The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington, I mean being kind of a young guy in Washington with the average age of probably 60 or 70,’ said Cawthorn. ‘And I look at all these people, a lot of them that I, you know, I’ve looked up to through my life [emphasis added].’” He has no choice but to look up, yes? Also, is he virile? I mean, you don’t get invited to an orgy just to look. Was he expected to be the “towel boy” or the fluffer? Maybe limp biscuit eater? I’m just saying. He brought up the subject, and inquiring minds want to know.

By the way. In case you need clarification on RepubliKKKlan triggering events. Attending white supremacist rallies = Good. Orgies = Bad. Sex trafficking (Matt Gaetz) = OK. Key bumps of Cocaine = Bad. Snorting fat lines of cocaine off the thigh of a hooker using a rolled-up c-note = Unknown.

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Eh, I Was Wrong

Reporting from Politico, “Republican Sen. Susan Collins will support Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson for the Supreme Court, delivering President Joe Biden a bipartisan vote for his first high court nominee.” If this holds, then my prediction that Jackson would not get a single RepubliKKKlan vote will have been wrong. Perhaps Collins is trying to make up for helping to kill Roe.

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This Is Stupid America on COVID

FiveThirtyEight

This graph is all you need to know about stupid America. I am most interested in the flips between approve and disapprove. This virus has run its course according to its nature with some help from anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers, for they are the primary vectors of contagion. Despite Biden’s premature claim of independence from COVID last Summer, he has been very consistent in his messaging and approach: Implore people to mask up, get vaccinated, and get boosted. Nonetheless, Biden unjustly receives the blame for the vicissitudes of a disease that, at this point, is being perpetuated by RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks who refuse to get vaccinated and mask up where required.

It is incomprehensible that public opinion should change according to the mutations and virulence of a virus. Biden, obviously, has no control over these factors, and he has little control over public behavior. Yet, the public has every bit of control. I could understand if, let’s say, a president took a complete laissez-faire approach to COVID — traitor trump! I could understand the public penalizing a president who approached COVID in this manner. However, Biden, who has consistently been preaching for everyone to do the right things, still gets punished for taking the proper course of action even though it may not lead to what morons of America expect, want, or demand. This is the epitome of a stupid and petulant public. And if I have to hear one more person assert COVID fatigue, then I’m going to blow my f***ing G.D. mind! Look, f***tards. You may be done with the virus, but I promise the virus is not done with you. Of all people, Biden is not the person you should be blaming because you’re over it!

And it is equally frustrating and incomprehensible that citizens do not grade Biden based on his policies and practices to control the pandemic, e.g., making testing and vaccines widely available. When the public changes its collective mind about his handling of COVID based on what’s happening minute by minute in the news, it only exemplifies that public opinion and the president’s approval ratings are entirely spontaneous. Christ! Biden’s approval rating changes with the news cycle, not with any evidence of meaningful cause and effect attributed to him. It further demonstrates that people are ruled more by their emotions rather than a dispassionate and reasoned evaluation of the circumstances. And these people are the same ones who vote! This is why America is the way it is. This is how traitor trump got elected and why he will be re-elected. Facts don’t matter because of feelings! Well, f*** your feelings! Welcome to stupid America. Ruled by emotion, not logic. Fan-f***ing-tastic!

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Canceling the Gays Begins in Florida

From the Associated Press, “Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill into law on Monday that forbids instruction on sexual orientation and gender identity in kindergarten through third grade, a policy that has drawn intense national scrutiny from critics who argue it marginalizes LGBTQ people. The legislation has pushed Florida and DeSantis, an ascending Republican and potential 2024 presidential candidate, to the forefront of the country’s culture wars. LGBTQ advocates, students, Democrats, the entertainment industry and the White House have dubbed the measure the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law.”

This day marks the beginning of the reversal of rights for the LGBTQ community. Mark my words, f***tards! Remember this day when a renewed assault on gay rights began as this new breed of law spreads across the country. Do not believe what RepubliKKKlans say; they claim the text of the law prohibits specific behavior, but in reality, it is the spirit and the intent of the law that is the danger. It relegates the LGBTQ community as something taboo, something too dangerous to be discussed and taught. The gays are too frightening to be recognized. If anyone dares to bring up the topic, then they can be sued. So, tell me then, who would dare even mention gay knowing they can be sued? I can envision a scenario playing out now: A third-grader asks her male teacher who is the picture on the desk. The teacher replies, “My husband.” Then the third-grader innocently talks about her male teacher’s husband. All of a sudden the teacher and school are being sued. The law intends to chill not only education on the matter but also speaking of it. It is the exact cancel culture that RepubliKKKlan snowflakes decry and claim as a singular grievance of theirs. That is to say, RepubliKKKlans only think they are being canceled. You people just don’t f***ing get it. You really, really don’t. These hateful laws are not conceived in some vacuum. They are precisely tailored with specific motivations and to exert maximal (ambiguous) harm on a minority group. They are dog whistles aimed to please culture warriors. While the average person may read or understand the language of the law to be “well-intended” or innocuous enough, the actual function of the law is deliberately designed to do harm to a specific group as others look away or remain obvilivous.

And don’t think for a second that such laws will stop in the schools; they are merely testing grounds for pushing the boundaries. Next, it will be to enshrine legalized discrimination in the name of religious liberty. States had tried these tactics before and failed, but it’s a new day, a new SCOTUS, and always a new battlefront in the culture war. Evil evangelicals, RepubliKKKlans, and MAGA morons always keep trying; they never stop. Gays are always the target. If this or that law doesn’t work, then they try another. If at first you don’t succeed, then try, try again. Eventually, conservatives will find the one law or the one policy that becomes the thread to unravel the whole sweater.

Moreover, forcing gays back into the closet will be accelerated when traitor trump returns to the White House and SCOTUS declares marriage inequality the law of the land. This will not be an overnight process; rather, it will be drip by drip. A threat to gay rights is a threat to everyone’s rights; RepubliKKKlans will not stop with the gays. Allies of the LGBTQ community will pivot and begin to say, “Glad it’s not me,” as they struggle with their own rights under threat — abortion, for example. Mark my words! RepibliKKKlans are winning the culture war because Democrats are weak and don’t believe the culture war is actually a thing to motivate voters. Wrong as usual! Dumbass Democrats have been asleep at the wheel believing voters will “figure it out” — it being the right thing to do or the right way to vote. News flash! Voters rarely “figure it out.” So, don’t expect Democrats (or the average voter for that matter) to help save the LGBTQ community from what is about to become open season on the gays nationwide. Gays need to start taking up arms and taking matters into their own hands, or there will be many more Matthew Wayne Shepard’s. You heard it here first! Welcome to stupid America. They’re coming for your rights next!

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QAnon: America’s New Religion Here to Stay

According to an excellent article in the Intelligencer, “This week brought us evidence that QAnon thought has spread further than we knew: into the Senate, the Supreme Court, and the very highest levels of the Republican Party. It is increasingly difficult to separate the movement’s demented beliefs from the ideology of the already democracy-averse GOP, its traces evident in legislation, media appearances, and leaked private communications. … The signs of the Republican slide toward full epistemic crack-up are all around us. One can see it everywhere lately, not only in the ‘why do you want to hurt children?’–type questions hurled by Republican senators at Jackson, but also in the revanchist anti-LGBTQ laws being introduced in Texas and Florida and in fearful talk of teachers’ grooming’ children on Fox News. The ginned-up moral panic, centered around the child-exploitation themes that helped give life to QAnon, is now a regular part of Republican political rhetoric. … If you had any lingering pretensions that our political elites know better than the average QAnon-pilled zombie, it’s past time to let them go. The people in charge of the Republican Party are mostly old and poorly informed operators who believe some of the most asinine theories to emerge from social-media bilge. Granting them some measure of savviness — saying that this is red meat for the Republican base, or that it keeps the checks from right-wing billionaires coming in — is to offer too much credit. More than that, it risks absolving them through some nod toward political practicalities when, mostly, this is all pretty evil and disturbing.”

I will go one step further and say QAnon is America’s new religion, which means America is doomed, natch. Do not think for one second that QAnon is any longer fringe. With RepubliKKKlans’ recent full embrace, it is as mainstream as apple pie, just like Christianity. I will not belabor the point because the article did such an exceptional job of describing the evolving problem; suffice it to say, stupid America was made for QAnon, and QAnon was made for stupid America. So get ready when RepubliKKKlans take over the government, and QAnon becomes the new American religion imposed on the rest of us. As I have long said, America has reached the critical mass of stupidity, and the stupid will kill us all and the country.

And then we have dumbass Democrats, who may be rightly aghast and confused about the spread and persistence of QAnon. But the time for being shocked is over. It is no longer a matter of asking how people can believe such incomprehensible stupidity; now it is a matter of how many people in power will use QAnon beliefs to gain more power and destroy America. Democrats need to take the QAnon menace seriously and head-on. Yet, I fear dumbass Democrats will do what they always do: Ignore things, expecting (hoping) voters will eventually figure it out. Americans rarely “figure” things out. Ugh! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!

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America’s Death — By Text, QAnon, and Stupidy

America is too stupid to survive! America is dying by a thousand cuts from texts, QAnon, and its stupidity. I’m sorry to say it, but the 40 percent of the country comprising RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks who want to destroy America’s democracy are winning! Howard Stern was right; they are winning. And dumbass Democrats are sitting by and watching.

The revelation of text messages exchanged between Ginni Thomas and Mark Meadows is the focus of my ire. As the HuffPost summarizes, “Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, sent nearly two dozen text messages urging former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows to aggressively move to overturn the 2020 presidential election, according to copies of the missives obtained Thursday by The Washington Post and CBS News. … In the messages, Ginni Thomas repeatedly pressed Meadows to reverse the 2020 election results, touting conspiracy theories about voter fraud and right-wing falsehoods about Biden and his family members. … Trump had aggressively moved to block the release of many of the presidential records sought by the House select committee. The Supreme Court in January, however, turned down a request to do so, which immediately gave the panel access to hundreds of pages of documents related to the Jan. 6 attack. Justice Thomas was the lone member of the court to say he disagreed with that move [emphasis added].”

I will get right to the point. SCOTUS is corrupt! QAnon and the Big Lie have finally corrupted the last pillar of America’s democracy. Do not believe anything you hear about the ability of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas to separate their personal and professional lives. It is a f***ing lie! These two are peas in a pod professionally and personally. You can mix, match, and parse their personal and professional beliefs in any number of combinations among and betwixt them and you will not have lost any meaning and fidelity of the whole. Ginni could have authored Clarence’s legal opinions, and Ginni’s text could have been written by Clarance, and no one would know the difference. Moreover, there is no way SCOTUS can undo the corruption of Clarence failing to recuse himself from a case involving the release of the aforementioned texts. It is inconceivable that he was unaware of a conflict of interest. As I have written before: SCOTUS has no ethics. They prove it daily. So, why do I focus on SCOTUS so much, given the behavior of a wife of a justice? Because with SCOTUS being fatally corrupted, then America is on life support. There is a reason why the current approval rating of SCOTUS is the lowest on record. People have lost faith. They have lost faith in all three branches of government, so there is nothing left to support the country.

So, congratulations to all the RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. They have spent years trying to corrupt American institutions to the point that weakens the nation, and they have finally succeeded. This was a long time coming, and these text messages show the extent and the level to which the rot has reached every part of the country — right through to SCOTUS. Of course, the sad end could not have been made possible, in part, without a complicit and apathetic dumbass Democratic Party, topped off with an abjectly stupid citizenry who just doesn’t care. This country has become consumed by QAnon and pure unadulterated idiocracy. The 40 percent is just stupid enough to kill us all. Fan-f***ing-tastic! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America! Too stupid to survive!