Category: RepubliKKKlans

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When Votes Matter the Most, Morons Will Split Their Choices

Source: FiveThirtyEight

I will repeat myself, again. No f***ing way Democrats win both seats. Never! Going! To! F***ing! Happen! And I will go one more prediction: voters will split their votes because they are too confused or too stupid to make up their minds. They will ease their confusion and mental suffering by either voting for one Democrat and one RepubliKKKlan or just vote in one runoff and not the other. Morons may think they are voting “strategically” when in fact it is just pure stupidity. The results of this special election in Georgia are going to be absolutely fascinating to analyze. Theoretically, if each side makes their best argument — and quite frankly the only argument that matters — namely, who controls the Senate in the first two years of the Biden administration then the number of votes should be identical for either set of Democratic and RepubliKKKlan challengers. That is to say, every person who voted for one Democrat or RepubliKKKlan would vote for the other. Then the election would only rely on which side gets out the most voters, but naturally, that won’t happen because people don’t vote strategically. They vote like morons — that’s what got traitor trump elected in the first place. Sadly, it is dumbass Democratic and progressive voters who will be unable to fall in line as RepubliKKKlans do. It never fails. Dumbass Democrats will deviate more than RepubliKKKlans and that will cost us the Senate because for the love of f***ing God all we ask for is that Democrats show the f*** up to the polls and vote for both Democratic candidates. I can’t! Eh, who cares anymore at this point? The incompetent party — RepubliKKKlans — usually wins in America! Welcome to trump stupid America!

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The Very Rare Pocket Veto Lesson

It looks like traitor trump may be going the pocket veto (do nothing) route with the SARS 2 survival and budget legislation, which makes complete sense because it causes the most damage and cannot be overridden. It’s the perfect course of non-action for him. If he outright vetoes the bill then Congress can override his veto, but if traitor trump allows the bill to expire in the 116th Congress then the legislation dies — neither becoming law nor able to be overridden. (Normally, an unsigned bill becomes law if not for the timing of the new Congress in this instance.) It also reflects his presidency precisely as the do-nothing-until-he-has-to president. Do nothing to help Americans. Do nothing to control SARS 2. How perfect! And I’m not so sure he would be willing to sign a continuing resolution that Congress would need to pass on Monday to avert a government shutdown. Even more perfect — Biden inherits a government shutdown! But whatever! It’s all a f***ing G.D. mess and it’s chaos and it’s destructive and it’s everything his MAGA moron followers want!

Look, f***tards. I don’t know how many f***ing times I have to say it or what more manifest proof idiots of America, including dumbass Democrats, need to witness before finally understanding the moron in the White House; traitor trump only cares about destroying things. Full! F***ing! Stop! And 40 percent of Americans approve of his destruction while RepubliKKKlans cheer him for it. Traitor trump has never cared and his f***tard followers think he’s the greatest president ever because they don’t care either. They all welcome the destruction. Yet dumbass Democrats will never understand this. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons and their ilk only care about ruin and obstruction once Democrats gain the presidency. RepubliKKKlans and MAGA morons are happy to be giving Biden the weakest and most messed-up state of the union possible as he enters office. Right on cue: RepubliKKKlans always leave the country worse off than when they took the presidency. Then Democrats take over to fix everything just in time for idiots of America to thank them by electing a RepubliKKKlan to f*** things up all over again. F*** me! Whatever! I’m over it! I can’t with the stupid! No doubt Biden will be the forgive and forget president — exactly what the country doesn’t need — as McConnell does everything in his power to make him a one-term president. Vomit! Double whatever! We deserve the weakness because that’s what Democrats are — weak! Always f***ing weak! The weakness is killing us! Welcome to stupid America!

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Dumbest People on Earth MAGA Morons and Traitor [T]rump

From CNN, “And in a trademark bombshell that blindsided aides, Trump on Tuesday also issued a sudden pre-Christmas demand for changes to a desperately needed $900 billion pandemic relief bill that risked shattering a fragile bipartisan compromise he had made no effort to shape. His move could send global markets into free fall and prolong the deprivation of millions of Americans who are going hungry or have lost their jobs. … The President’s new demand for payments of $2,000 for each American will strike a chord among many people who viewed the stimulus checks folded into the bill as miserly.”

All of this is hilarious. This is just the typical temper tantrum by the snowflake loser f***tard sitting in the White House — traitor trump, just to be precise. There is absolutely no upside to his calling for $2,000 payments while threatening to scuttle the COVID survival and budget legislation. Of course, traitor trump is too G.D. stupid to understand the no-win position he has created for himself — again! Although, it is likely he will have dupped his f***tard MAGA moron followers. Look, idiots! There are only three reasons he’s threatening the legislation now after it has been passed: first, for the attention; second, for revenge against RepubliKKKlans; and third, to appease his populist base. The first two are just a means to continue to create chaos in the country, which his MAGA moron followers f***ing love. Make no mistake, f***tards! Nearly 50 percent of America really, truly loves the spectacle and the chaos. Most people are bored with their lives, so they love the traitor trump reality show because they have nothing better to do except watch and perpetuate the chaos. I mean, this is a great reality show finality cliffhanger. Will he or won’t he? Will he blow up the legislation, or won’t he? Will people suffer, or will traitor trump “rescue” them? Must I remind the reader that 10 million more people voted for traitor trump in November because they wanted four more years of this sh*tshow? I can’t! It’s just all stupidity. At what point do people realize that traitor trump is f***ing with people’s lives? Eh, whatever. No one cares. This is what America deserves.

The last point shows that traitor trump is still “fighting” for the “average guy.” Of course, this is laughable. Yet, his herp derp followers believe him when he does things like this because welcome to trump stupid America! All of his f***tard followers will point to this latest stunt and say, see, he is fighting for us! OMG! I can’t with the m*****f***ing G.D. stupid anymore. First, the $2000 survival payment was a Democratic ask in negotiations months ago, which the human turtle Mitch McConnell refused out of hand. Second, traitor trump has been utterly uninvolved in negotiating this piece of legislation, so he had months to push for a higher payment amount if he really, really wanted it, but did not — for months. If he genuinely wanted this for the “average guy,” then he would have demanded it as part of the negotiating process. But no! He can’t be bothered with the hard work. He can never be bothered. Now, suddenly he wants more money and wants to take credit for demanding $2000 payments after everything has been passed. Un-f***ing-believable! Whatever! Still, the MAGA morons believe his sincerity, as if he cares about them. This is why they think he is the greatest president ever. He rarely delivers, but he just pretends to care enough — and morons of America eat it up every f***ing time. Last, now he has given Democrats a talking point to push for higher payments, which will never happen. Again, traitor trump will have to cave and sign the legislation or look like a complete fool — again — as Congress overrides his veto if he goes that route, or he could just say f*** it, which has the greatest probability of occurring because traitor trump doesn’t care! He never has, and he cares even less now on his way out the door. Let the government shut down. I hope it does! I don’t care either. Those who are hurt the most by a government shut down are MAGA morons, for they indeed are the poorest and neediest in America. Whatever the case, Democrats will look like the heroes thwarted in their attempt to keep America going by traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans. It’s all just another demonstration of his complete fecklessness. What a worthless loser — again! Still! Always! Loved by his loser MAGA morons!

But no matter, stupid America loves him for it. They love the chaos and the stupidity, and the incompetence. F*** me! I hate the stupid in America. It hurts, and I’m tired of being surrounded by it! Again, I say traitor trump is the Everyman of America: stupid, lazy, uninformed, and a loser. America gets what it deserves! And we deserve traitor trump because morons of America voted for every bit of this disaster beginning 20 January 2017 and ending right up until 11:59:59 AM 20 January 2021. I have no doubt the American f***tards that call themselves voters thought all this would end after the election was called in November 2020 and that traitor trump would quietly go away. Never! Going! To! F***ing! Happen! It’s only going to get worse, morons. Mark my words! He’s just getting warmed up! The stupid never ends! Everywhere stupid, stupid everywhere. Welcome to stupid America! Whatever. I give up! This level of stupid can never be undone!

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‘Trump’s calls to Putin may soon be revealed to Biden’s team — then what?’

Allow me to answer the question presented in the RawStory headline as forthrightly as I can: Not a G.D. thing! Nothing! Nada! Zilch! F*** all! That’s what will happen. Mark my words, f***tards. It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden will be in full-on “healing” mode instead of “accountability” mode, so as usual, traitors to the nation will get away with everything. RepubliKKKlans will be emboldened to obstruct Biden for the next four years, and Biden is just too weak to do anything about it. I’m not sure what part of RepubliKKKlan obstructionism against Democrats over the last several decades indicates to Biden that somehow he’ll be the exception. I can’t with the stupid anymore! Dumbass Democrats deserve what they get, and we got Biden. I voted for him because he was our best chance of winning, and I always knew in the back of my mind he would be weak and feckless to hold traitor trump and his administration accountable for their lawlessness, but now I’m reminded of how frustrating and painful it will be to watch RepubliKKKlans run circles around President Biden. McConnell will never say it aloud as he did with Obama, but his actions will be precisely the same to make Biden a one-term president. Yeah, Biden was correct to call himself a transition president — transition between a traitor trump “RepubliKKKlan” presidency and a more radical trumpism presidency in 2025. Instead of taking the next four years to destroy trumpism and MAGA morons, Biden will allow it to fester and grow. Traitor trump will be a shadow president constantly questioning Biden’s legitimacy, and Biden will wrongly assume Americans are smart enough to move on from traitor trump and racism and misogyny and the like. Wrong! Half this country wants chaos because this is stupid America! Welcome to trump stupid America. All stupid all the time!

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Keep Giving to Traitor [T]rump, F***tards!

From The Hill, “Trump can use Save America money to pay family members and fund travel, hotel stays and expensive events in glamorous venues. Fund donations channeled to the RNC can be used in any GOP candidate’s race — including the Georgia run-off election that will determine control of the Senate and probably the future of Biden initiatives and cabinet appointments. The fund is the latest of Trump swindles and cheats. … [T]hey are complicit in misleading Trump loyalists into spending money they can’t afford, in the middle of a pandemic, to overturn an election that’s already decided, when they know nearly all of it will go into their pockets. It’s the perfect parting shot from an administration built on fraud, hubris, and contempt for America’s laws and people.”

Please! By all means! MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil evangelicals keep giving your money to traitor trump. You f***tards should keep giving until you literally can’t give any more! Sell your possessions! Max out your credit cards! Drain your savings and checking accounts! Donate your 401K! Please, do it! Do it all. Stupid is as stupid does. Go poor and die as far as I’m concerned. If these morons have not yet realized the con man that is traitor trump, then f*** them. They deserve everything they get and they get no assistance from the government — after all, they are the party of personal responsibility! So be it! I’m f***ing over the stupid. Welcome to trump stupid America where a dead MAGA moron is a good MAGA moron. Improving America one dead MAGA moron at a time!

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America Under Cyberattack: Traitor [T]rump Does Nothing, Nobody Cares

Reporting from CNN, “The massive data breach, revealed in the final weeks of Trump’s administration, amounts to a dramatic coda for a presidency clouded by questions of deference to Russia and unsuccessful attempts to warm relations with its President, Vladimir Putin. Just as he has largely ignored the latest surge in coronavirus cases, Trump appears to have all but abdicated responsibility in his final weeks in office. … Trump said nothing about the attack, which went undetected by his administration’s intelligence agencies for months. As those agencies now mobilize to assess the damage — which the government said Thursday could be more widespread than initially thought, posing a ‘grave risk to the federal government’ — the President himself remains silent on the matter, preoccupied instead with his election loss and his invented claims of widespread voter fraud.”

Eh! So what? Who cares? Seriously?!?! Who really f***ing cares anymore? I am so apoplectic by this and traitor trump’s complete indifference and all the MAGA morons loving the traitor even more as he continues to do nothing that I just can’t care anymore. If I’ve said it once then I’ve said it a thousand times before: America is just too f***ing G.D. stupid to survive and this latest Russian attack is more proof that I live in a country of m*****f***ing G.D. f***tards that cannot (should not) survive as a nation! The MSM is still more fascinated by that elderly person getting the first vaccination or that reporter asking if the vaccine is being injected at -70 degrees (Celsius). Make no mistake morons of American: this cyberattack by Russia is the 21 century equivalent of a military attack and nobody cares. This is an act of war you m*****f***ing G.D. f***tards of the highest f***ing order, but whatever. Nobody cares!

Just remember that you did this! Yes, you! This is what Americans elected four years ago and we are still in that aftermath. This is what Americans wanted. This is what happens when the dumbest country on the planet elected the dumbest person in the world to be the leader of what used to be the Free World. It is also stupid America that thinks the course correction of electing Biden will somehow suddenly reverse the damage. We’re doomed and I don’t think Biden will be strong enough. Certainly stronger than traitor trump but just not strong enough — strong a la Obama who was rather weak in the face of Russia, especially in the final months of his presidency. America is too busy being fascinated by QAnon and conspiracy theories and anti-vaxxers and making sure bars stay open during the pandemic and posting pictures of funny-looking cats on Facebook. Yeah, America is f***ing screwed.

It’s all part of the American idiocracy that keeps thinking zig-zagging between political parties’ control of the White House is the most productive and beneficial course of action to advance the nation. Look in the mirror, f***tards! What do you see? Who is reflected back? Traitor trump! Yes! Traitor trump is the Everyman of America. America looks into the mirror and sees the incompetence, treachery, stupidity, and weakness that defines traitor trump and they love it! America needs the Einsatzgruppen to eliminate the stupidity and cancer that is MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil evangelicals! Whatever! If you want to know what a dying country looks like then look in the mirror, moron! And if you are a MAGA moron or RepubliKKKlan then please use your Second Amendment right to expedite your trip to hell! Welcome to trump stupid America! The stupid hurts and never ends. It’s the mirror, stupid!

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Imagine That — Crenshaw Is a Douchebag

From Salon, “A government accountability watchdog group filed a complaint with the House Ethics Committee on Tuesday, demanding Rep. Dan Crenshaw, R-Tx., be expelled from Congress for his alleged role in what a federal investigator described as a concerted effort on the part of top Veterans Affairs officials to smear a sexual assault victim.” Every time this douchebag Crenshaw makes headlines for acting like the RepubliKKKlan douchebag that he is, I am reminded of Pete Davidson mocking him on SNL and that m******f***ing apology! Snowflake douchebag Crenshaw was so offended by being mocked that he demanded an apology. Apparently, snowflake douchebag Crenshaw can’t take being a public figure and therefore is, by definition, fair game when it comes to political, public satire. Boo-f***ing-hoo! Poor snowflake. Davidson was utterly right to mock him — ad hominem attacks and all. Davidson was wrong to apologize and make peace — something he later said he was forced to do by SNL, and I completely believe him. This is par for the course when it comes to RepubliKKKlans. Now, douchebag Crenshaw is making headlines again as he shows his true colors as a RepubliKKKlan, which is just another m******f***ing G.D. a**hole like every other RepubliKKKlan. Someone needs to take out his other eye, and maybe then he’ll stop.

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Of Course, Traitor Trump Is Not Going Anywhere Least of All Jail

On Morning Joe, “’That’s not what they think,’ Costa added. ‘He’s not going away. There’s a growing acceptance, while he may be at Mar-A-Lago in 2021, he will not run from the scene. He may prepare to run in 2024. Even if he doesn’t, he’s going to be meddling in primary races in 2022, so many of these Republicans are operating sometimes out of loyalty, sometimes to be sharing in the theatrics of the moment and sometimes out of fear.’” I have always respected Bop Costa as a reporter because he has inside access to Congress and the White House like no other. His analysis is sober, unquestionably unbiased, and usually correct.

Of course, traitor trump is not going anywhere after he leaves office. He will be the kingmaker of a corrupt, mentally damaged, and delusional RepubliKKKlan Party, who — make absolutely no mistake — love him! And all this f***ing G.D. nonsense I keep hearing from dumbass Democrats, morons on the left, pundits, and political commentators in the MSM about traitor trump facing lawsuits and criminal investigations at the state level after he leaves office is driving me f***ing G.D. nuts. All these hopes and expectations that traitor trump or members of his crime family are going to jail is nothing but stupid think of the highest m*****f***ing G.D. order. As I said, traitor trump is not going anywhere — jail, Russia, into hiding, or otherwise. New York is not going to pursue the cases against him hard enough and long enough to jail him. Mark my words, morons. Traitor trump will tie these matters up in court for years! New York has no interest in jailing him; they just want their money, so eventually, these cases and lawsuits will get settled out of court, signaling — naturally! — that the rich and powerful will get away with it — whatever it may be — again! Traitor trump has been getting away with it all his life and this will be no different because Democrats usually fail to prosecute political bad actors to the fullest extent of the law as they should. But whatever. No one has ever accused Democrats of having a backbone! No president — current or former — is ever going to be jailed! Period! Full! F***ing! Stop! This is a consequence-free country where anything goes, especially when it comes to RepubliKKKlans. Witness four years of the traitor trump presidency. So, get ready for traitor trump to influence RepubliKKKlan politics until he dies, which, of course, is never soon enough because God loves irony! Welcome to trump stupid America! We’re not done with him yet, if ever!

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I Agree with Limbaugh

According to The Hill, “Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh on Wednesday suggested that America was headed towards the conditions that resulted in the first American Civil War on his radio show after a caller asked whether conservativism would ever dominate U.S. culture again. … ‘There cannot be a peaceful coexistence of two completely different theories of life, theories of government, theories of how we manage our affairs. We can’t be in this dire a conflict without something giving somewhere along the way.’”

For once, I am in complete agreement with Limbaugh! He is saying nothing I have not already opined. Civil war is coming and to some extent the cold war within has been raging for most of my life, ever since the evil evangelicals made the culture war front and center in American society. And it is no surprise when I say bring it! The next civil war will only start when there is a Democratic president because all these MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans and evil evangelicals certainly never have an issue when a dictator RepubliKKKlan is their president. Oh, no! They have no problems with that and Democrats would never consider secession. Democrats, being the true patriots, still try to work within the system to cope and improve the state of the union, although dumbass Democrats try just a bit too hard to be fair and just — f*** that! Be ruthless. They need to learn to dominate!

My only fear with a Democratic president presiding over the next civil war is his or her weakness. No doubt it will be a weak dumbass Democrat that will seek to overcome and heal when in fact he or she should only be considering using the full force of the military to smite and obliterate traitor (RepubliKKKlan) states. No m*****f***ing G.D reconciliation and reconstruction! When we win it will be to vanquish, dominate, and occupy! In fact, I would have no problems with death camps for rebel traitors. They can help rebuild something until they drop dead. I don’t f***ing care. Once the enemy always the enemy! All these f***tard RepubliKKKlans always seem to forget that the political power they hold is outsized; there are far more Democrats, liberals, and progressives than conservatives. Although, I will concede what the right lacks in numbers they compensate with their strength and determination. On the other hand, all the wealth resides in Democratic states, so bring it, morons! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Let the war begin and let’s f***ing cleanse this nation of the scum and disease that is MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, and evil evangelicals. It will be brother against brother, but the need for an American renewal is long overdue. Bravo, Rush! Indeed, let’s roll already. Welcome to stupid America!

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More of Stupid America

The Hill reports, “Among political parties, 95 percent of Democrats, 71 percent of independents and 46 percent of Republicans said in the new poll that the pandemic is getting worse across the country. … The poll also found that 50 percent of Americans said they are either ‘very’ or ‘moderately’ worried about the availability of hospital supplies and services.” Two points here. First, how the f*** is it that 54 percent of RepubliKKKlans think the pandemic is not worsening? How the f***ing is it that RepubliKKKlans, especially in RepubliKKKlan states where the pandemic is the worst in the country, can look at what’s going on around them or watch the news and think, “Eh, everything is fine”? How is this f***ing possible? Whatever! I have long given up on these morons. I can only hope their stupidity kills them off quickly. It is false hope — I know!

Second, apparently half of stupid America still does not understand the true consequences of the pandemic. It has never been about the percent of people who die from SARS 2, which is about 1 percent rounding up. Yes, that means 99 percent will survive. But that’s not the f***ing point, f***tards! The point is that 10 to 15 percent of all those infected with SARS 2 need to hospitalized; America simply does not have the capacity to deal with this many people being institutionalized, and that is on top of other everyday emergencies requiring hospitalization. Therein is the true problem, but America, in all of its stupidity, is incapable of comprehending the true reality of the pandemic — it is hospital capacity, stupid! And forget about stupid Americans even beginning to understand the potential unknown long term health issues of those who recovered from SARS 2. Americans really are too stupid to think and look into the future much past their nose. None of this matters because I live in m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America where the theme of “me, me, me” trumps the “we, we, we.” So, whatever. No one will care until everything grinds to a halt and the entire system collapses. Then people might start to pay attention to the disaster surrounding them. In the meantime, it is business as usual, which includes holiday parties and open bars and “I need to eat at an indoor restaurant! It’s my God-given right!” mentaility. RepubliKKKlans are going to kill us all — they actually gained at least 10 seats in the U.S. House of Representatives in the last election. F*** my life! How? Why? Welcome to stupid America! I live in stupid hell!