Allow me to make a prediction or two about the primaries today. All the worst RepubliKKKlans will win. I know. I know. This is not much of a prediction, for it is wide open to interpretation. Perhaps if I narrow my prediction to say the worst of the worst will win. Again, I’m not providing much color, failing to name names. Suffice it to say that today’s RepubliKKKlan Party intends to elect the vilest people in the bunch and when the entire bunch is vile, then naming names is just redundant — it’s all of the above. I’ll be more than happy to expound on the outcomes another day.
Lady Looks Like a Dude in a Wig Says What?
According to the Advocate, “Republican U.S. Sen. Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming has issued an apology following the transphobic remarks she made while giving a commencement address at the University of Wyoming. During her remarks, she stated that the idea there are only ‘two sexes’ is a ‘fundamental scientific truth,’ drawing immediate boos from the audience.”
These f***ing RepubliKKKlans never look in the mirror, do they? Of course, with a mug like that, I assume “Cynthia” avoids mirrors for reasons related to the Pottery Barn rule. The irony in her hateful and ignorant statement is that she looks like a man in a lady’s wig. She appears to embody both sexes simultaneously while inveighing about “two sexes” and “science.” I will say this, though. I have seen no proof that she is not a transvestite. She could be until she proves otherwise. These people. Truly, these people! Welcome to stupid America, where irony goes to die.
Americans Are Dumb
This headline and graph say absolutely everything one needs to know about stupid America. The nation is and always has been about the entertainment, which is why morons of America elected traitor trump. It is why the “entertainment” factor keeps him and all his acolytes popular. It’s the entertainment, stupid! It’s also why critically important political issues like abortion, other civil rights, and gun control will not save Democrats in the midterms because Americans don’t want a unified, functional government. They want the chaos of RepubliKKKlans versus Democrats. Or, if they’re indifferent to chaos, then they’re too busy to vote because people can’t be bothered — they’re favorite streaming program is on! Whatever the reasoning, the reality show must go on, and a well-functioning democracy must suffer. Welcome to stupid America!
30% — Requirement for Revolution
What is the minimum requirement of craziness to induce a revolution? Thirty percent! According to MarketWatch, “With anti-immigrant rhetoric bubbling over in the leadup to this year’s critical midterm elections, about 1 in 3 U.S. adults believes an effort is underway to replace U.S.-born Americans with immigrants for electoral gains [aka Great Replacement Theory]. About 3 in 10 also worry that more immigration is causing U.S.-born Americans to lose their economic, political and cultural influence, according to a poll by the Associated Press–NORC Center for Public Affairs Research.”
Look, f***tards! I’m not going to comment much on this because the conclusions are manifest: This is what a dying democracy looks like. America is that dying nation, not because of immigrants but because of homegrown white supremacists. If people think that 30 percent is still too little of a “minority” to throw this nation into civil war, then they have not been paying attention to everything since traitor trump “won” in 2016. Thirty percent is just enough to steal close elections, especially when one party is apathetic and not paying attention. Unfortunately, dumbass Democrats are entirely incompetent to tackle the problem head-on as it should be, and RepubliKKKlans are actually welcoming domestic terrorism because it will propel them to permanent political power. Mark my words! One would think voters could discern between one party that wants to preserve America’s democracy and one that wants to subvert it. But fear not, morons of America. You guys can’t! Welcome to stupid America. The end is coming.
‘How Dumb Can a Nation Get and Still Survive?’
Not too often that a Washington Post writer parrots my idea! Eugene Robinson writes, “T.S. Eliot wrote that the world ends ‘not with a bang but a whimper,’ but I fear our great nation is careening toward a third manner of demise: descent into lip-blubbering, self-destructive idiocy. … How dumb can a nation get and still survive? Idiotically, we seem determined to find out.” (As an aside, I appreciate that he quotes my favorite poet.) But, unfortunately, he only poses the question; I have countless times presupposed the same question in my writings for well over a year, and I have answered it quite directly every chance I get: America cannot survive! Americans are too stupid for the country to survive — right now! For the love of f***ing Christ! What is the name of my website? Look, morons of America — and may I remind the readers it is only 40 percent of America to which I refer but guess what? Forty percent stupid is still collectively m*****f***ing G.D. stupid! — America displayed its full-on stupidity the second the mob elected the dumbest person in the history of our nation, traitor trump, to be president. Full stop! And the collective national intelligence has only degraded since then. MAGA morons have only become more entrenched in their stupidity. Indeed, not even COVID can kill off MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon f***tards fast enough to make a difference. Literally, vast swaths of the population in red states and red counties in blue states would need to die off to see a collective improvement in American idiocracy. In the end, nevertheless, welcome to trump stupid America. We’re doomed! Thanks, morons!
America Is a Death Cult of Gun-lovers: Oh, Well!
Reporting from CNN, “In a ruling that compared the AR-15 to a Swiss Army knife, a federal judge overturned California’s longtime ban on assault weapons on Friday, ruling it violates the Second Amendment’s right to bear arms.” Of course! Of course, of course, of course! No one cares, and certainly, no one is paying attention as judges and lawmakers (Texas!) make sure America has more guns everywhere! Everyone gets a gun. You get a gun, and you get a gun, and you get a gun! And not just any gun, but the worst of guns! Typically, I would read legal opinions when I write about them. Still, in this case, I did not because just based on the one quote being reported, it clearly indicates the judge’s “reasoning” is complete garbage. Specifically, the judge states, “Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and homeland defense equipment. Firearms deemed as ‘assault weapons’ are fairly ordinary, popular, modern rifles.” Um, so he’s a death cult gun-lover! Where to begin with this one, short, moronic excerpt. Obviously, the judge lacks any credibility just by the pure preposterous nature of his “argument.” Like so many gun “enthusiasts,” the judge equates a weapon of war to a tool of utility. And I will not dignify objections raised by the distracting — yet ubiquitous — use of “weapon of war” with pleonastic explanation, but suffice it to say, anything other than a pistol or shotgun in the hands of an individual is likely something intended to do maximum damage quickly as if one were at war! You see, this “learned” judge argues, the AR-15 killing machine really is just like a pocket knife. You see, like the pocket knife that can cut small objects, double as a can opener, triple as a corkscrew opener, quadruple as a nail file, and so on, the AR-15 is just an “ordinary, popular” multi-purpose killing tool. Thus, by virtue of its mere mundanity and usefulness, it must be constitutional to own. It is the jejune argument equivalent of “but everyone is doing it.” I can’t! I just f***ing can’t with these f***ing morons anymore. Whatever!
Then this idiot judge argues that because such guns are readily available in other states, it is unconstitutional for Californians to be denied similar access. Apparently, this f***tard judge has never heard of the Tenth Amendment — “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.” This Amendment establishes the federalism principle, also known as states’ rights. In short, if the federal government has not prohibited a ban on the ownership of assault-style weapons, then States are free to do so, and California did! Certainly, SCOTUS has never ruled on the constitutionality of such a prohibition, and therein lies the true motivation, of course! Of course, this is just a means to the ultimate end: Get (another) gun ownership case in front of the f***-America and who-cares-who-dies-as-a-result-of-our-rulings SCOTUS. In particular, this case would be highly fruitful for the death cult in that it would open the flood gates for no limitations on the type of guns people may be allowed to own. Mark my words, f***tards. This is the case of which death cult gun owners have been dreaming, especially given this ultra-conservative SCOTUS. This court will stop at nothing to gleefully interrupt the unlimited nature of the Second Amendment. Mark my words. No state will be allowed to regulate guns in the name of public safety or public health; we must all be inducted into the American death cult! I give up!
One need only follow the logic of the cases being coerced to SCOTUS by gun lovers. First, the 2008 Heller case established the right of every American to own a gun within the home. In other words, everyone gets a gun. Check! Next, SCOTUS will review this year’s NY State Rifle & Pistol Assoc. v. Corlett, in which the argument is to what extent a State may regulate gun owners taking guns outside the home. No question about how SCOTUS will rule on this case. In other words, everyone gets a gun to carry anywhere. Check! Last is the up-and-coming Miller v. California, which will test the right of gun owners to own any gun they want. Again, the death cult enabling SCOTUS will undoubtedly seek and find inexplicable, expansive, and unlimited gun rights in the Second Amendment that have never been seen before now. In other words, everyone gets any gun. Check! All in all: Anyone gets any weapon they want to carry everywhere. Check! Check! And check! What could possibly go wrong in such a society? It’s the beginning of the end, morons. The only piece left is the faultless use of guns. In other words, as long as one feared something (anything — a shadow, for instance), the lethal use of a gun will be perfectly justified because FREEDOM! All of this will be thanks to RepubliKKKlans and SCOTUS. And no one will care as the 21st century becomes more the wild, wild West than the 19th and early 20th centuries ever were. I give up!
And I close with this. Look, idiots! Guns are intended for one purpose and one purpose only: To kill people or animals. (Given the current nature of American society, the aforementioned statement contains a blatant redundancy.) Moreover, people who collect guns or think they are some sort of pastime or hobby or sport have a real serious mental illness, which I guess indeed explains a substantial proportion of the citizenry. In short, America is a death cult where everyone is just waiting to be killed as everyone expects everyone else to do something about it. To be sure, politicians are incompetent to do anything about gun deaths because they don’t care either. Welcome to stupid, stupid America. Don’t worry, morons. Nothing will ever change (for the better). Watch out! An open-carry AR-15 is coming to your town, and there is not a single f***ing thing you can do about it! RIP America!
What Does DeVega Think?
Naturally, I must turn to my favorite and brilliant commentator Chauncey DeVega of Salon for his take on the Buffalo domestic terrorist attack. He writes, “[T]hrough his words, deeds, and use of stochastic terrorism as well as overt threats, Donald Trump has shown that he is eager to incite a white-on-Black ‘race war.’ He believes such a calamity will help him return to national power. This is far from an empty threat or a hollow fantasy: Trump’s followers have repeatedly shown that they are willing to kill and die at his command.” Indeed! This is where we’re at in America! Traitor trump, Tucker “I’m a Racist” Carlson, RepubliKKKlans, et al. have been openly calling for white supremacist mobilization, and it’s happening as we speak. It’s working!
Look, morons! They don’t have to mobilize everyone all at once. No! They just need to convince enough moronic Americans to vote for their white supremacist political candidates. And don’t be fooled by traitor trump’s kingmaker misses! The MSM loves to track his win-loss record, which is stupid and meaningless. He does not need to be 100 percent correct; he just needs to get a few of his MAGA morons and QAnon kooks in Congress and other state positions to accelerate the permanent turn toward fascism. As I have said countless times before, the end is coming. This Buffalo mass shooting is not “just another massacre.” It is a through point — a trajectory — to the next civil war and the end of America’s democracy. Mark my words! America is simply too stupid to understand and too stupid to stop the insidious drift toward fascism because Americans love it or don’t care! Oh, well! You’ve been warned. Welcome to stupid America!
All RepubliKKKlans et al. Are Murderers
If you are a RepubliKKKlan, a MAGA moron, an evil evangelical, or a QAnon kook, then you are a murderer. Full stop! You are the problem in America! You are the national cancer. You are the one that should be killed in these daily mass shootings. You should be the one dying from COVID. (Actually, most of you guys are — so good on you for that!) As The Guardian reports, “Born from far-right nationalism, the extremist ideology [great replacement theory] expounding the view that immigration will ultimately destroy white values and western civilization has found favor not only with media figures, such as conservative Fox News host Tucker Carlson, but a host of elected politicians and others seeking office. Those who have convinced themselves Democrats are operating an open-door immigration policy to “replace” Republican voters with people of color and keep themselves in power permanently include congresswoman Elise Stefanik, chair of her party’s House conference, and JD Vance, the Donald Trump-approved Republican nominee to represent Ohio in the US Senate.” Do humanity a favor and take your Second Amendment right, shoot your children, your spouse, and yourself — in that order! Welcome to stupid America!
American Mass Shooting: Days Ending in ‘Y’
Hmm. If it’s Saturday, then there must be another mass shooting in America. As Forbes writes, “The U.S. has averaged more than one mass shooting a day this year, continuing an upward trend since researchers began thoroughly tracking the subject following the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary.” But particularly special about today’s mass shooting in a Buffalo, New York supermarket is the racist and Great Replacement motivations, which are 100 percent propagated by RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks. As I have written ad nauseam, all these people — 40 percent of the population, at least — are a cancer on this nation.
Look, morons! America is doomed. I don’t know how many times I have to keep saying it. I don’t know how many examples of American life I have to evince. I don’t know how many tragedies I must share before this country wakes up to its impending doom. I can already hear the right-wing arguments against one lone 18-year-old white supremacist targeting and killing 10 Blacks. The people who are the likes of Tucker “I’m a Racist” Carlson, who espouses the Great Replacement Theory on his show daily, will declare it’s not their fault. They will claim this guy is a crazy “lone wolf” kid. They will claim this “not a domestic terrorist attack” is all the more reason for everyone to conceal carry. Fear not, for SCOTUS is about to grant Second Amendment gun nuts’ wish by making America a true hellscape of people armed to the teeth and donned with all the latest tactical gear to walk the dog.
But whatever! I say the same sh*t after every mass shooting because it’s all the same. I could actually sum up everything in a few fragments of thought. America’s crazy love of guns, social media, and the “reality show.” America’s white supremacy problem. One political party desires and stokes minority hatred. SCOTUS is about to flood the nation with permitless conceal carry because FREEDOM! (Freedom to be killed, that is, but only in America!) And, of course, no one cares because it all keeps happening over and over and over and over again. “Thoughts and prayers!” Meaningless. I can’t wait for nothing to change! Welcome to stupid America!
Subpoenas to Nowhere
Is it just me, or is the House January 6 Committee going fucking nowhere? Today they issued subpoenas for McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Scott Perry, Andy Biggs, and Mo Brooks. Why? Seriously! Why bother? None of these RepubliKKKlans will show up to testify. So, what will the committee do in response? Absolutely nothing! Oh, sure! They might refer contempt charges to the DOJ, but we all know how that will end — nothing happens. In short, what the committee just proved is they are willing to issue subpoenas to recalcitrant witnesses but unwilling to enforce them, rendering these subpoenas and any subpoenas issued by Democrats absolutely worthless! I promise you this, though. If the tables were turned and Democrats ignored RepubliKKKlan subpoenas, then they would not hesitate to clean out the ‘ole basement jail to hold people with inherent contempt of Congress. This latest stunt will only reveal the utter weakness of the Democratic Party and the incompetence of the January 6 Committee. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America!