Category: RepubliKKKlans

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Roe Is Dead: Women Are Second-Class Citizens

Let’s strip away all the pretenses of the “anti-abortion” crowd. Let’s dispense with the morality of abortion and the notion of when life begins. Let’s forget about the argument of privacy being in or not in the Constitution. In reality, none of these are factors for RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks in the pursuit to overturn Roe. There is only one concern: To relegate women to second-class citizens. Of course, none of these people will admit their ultimate goal so directly; we must infer their intentions by the outcome. What is the outcome? It is nothing new and nothing that has not already been mentioned. The outcome is to forbid women’s agency over their bodies. Their body and its function are about to become the state’s property. Full stop! If in an alternate universe where the gender roles were reversed but the political power remained the same, I promise the outcome would be different. That is to say, if men were getting pregnant and had all the political power, then abortions would be legal, on-demand, and without restriction.

Since America is a society wherein the “weaker” sex (i.e., women) must be subdued and dominated, the primary way to do so is for white, straight, cis-gendered male evangelicals to take away a woman’s control over her body. And America is supposed to be a country that proclaims freedom! If conservatives truly believed in freedom — as they like to shout and remind everyone, every day, and at every opportunity — they would have to concede that freedom to bodily autonomy is paramount and that a pregnant woman is simply a line that cannot be crossed. The notion of bodily freedom should be controlling in decision-making and in law; abortion is a potentially unsavory consequence that really is no one else’s business. If you hate abortions, then don’t f***ing get one, f***tard. I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America.

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The Atlantic: Pathetic Democrats

A brilliant article in The Atlantic aptly discusses the leaked Alito opinion, but I want to point out an extremely cogent observation the author makes about dumbass Democrats, “The conservative movement has been working toward this victory [overturning Roe and privacy rights] for decades, and it has been made possible not simply by its determination and a few fortunate accidents, but by the haplessness of its opponents. Many in the center of the Democratic Party have been paralyzed by the belief that they might ‘do popular stuff’ and coast to victory without having to get their hands dirty fighting the opposition, while its left-wing critics too often forget that democracy is an ongoing process, not a battle that ceases after casting the right vote once or twice. In both cases, the right has been fortunate in having opponents who argue themselves into complacency [emphasis added].”

How spot-on is this excerpt! It echoes what I have long argued but with better prose. The claim and deliberate approach of the author above tends to be more effective than my rage writing. That being said, allow me to rage at dumbass Democrats. I think I can finally quantify the level of blame for the end of Roe and our right to privacy. Fifty-one percent blame goes to RepubliKKKlans, and 49 percent blame goes to dumbass Democrats. The preponderance of fault assigned to RepubliKKKlans is self-evident. As for dumbass Democrats being nearly equally culpable is almost just as self-evident. Suffice it to say, Democrats are weak and stupid. They have no idea how to play politics with the ruthlessness to save our democracy. RepubliKKKlans gunning for Roe has been a slow-moving train coming down the tracks for decades, and Democrats still managed to get crushed. Welcome to stupid America. The end is nearer than you think! Mark my words!

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Installing the Crazies

James “Jethrow Hillbilly” D. Vance wins the Ohio RepubliKKKlan Senate primary all thanks to traitor trump’s last-minute endorsement. He was 10 points behind in the polls and won the election by 9 points. To all those f***tards out there who keep talking about how traitor trump’s influence and political power are waning, they are f***ing morons! I’m getting really tired of idiotic pundits, commentators, and “experts” predicting traitor trump’s political demise. No f***ing way! His MAGA moron movement is the RepubliKKKlan Party. Full stop! He still has all the power, and Vance’s win is more confirmation. And do not think traitor trump is playing kingmaker just for the hell of it. No! This is all part of an orchestration to steal the next presidential election. The more crazy MAGA moron politicians traitor trump has in the House and Senate, the better chance he will usurp the next election. Mark my words, f***tards!

While everyone was relieved that Biden won and could not wait for traitor trump to retire from the political scene — perhaps in handcuffs — I was never convinced, not for a second. I never believed traitor trump would “go gentle into that good night!” The man has a score to settle and really has nothing better to do with his life except being a troll — and people love him for it! I posted as much early and often after the last election. And, of course, I was right. I’m unsure how or why people are still delusional about the peril traitor trump poses to America. Open your f***ing eyes, idiots. In particular, dumbass Democrats. Their quixotic worldview is killing the country. And people’s expectation that the law is catching up with traitor trump only proves how stupid Americans truly are. Ain’t never going to happen. See my First Axiom. MAGA world is taking over the country, and people are still in disbelief. The country is not exhausted with the toupee-wearing orange, for most people either love the traitor trump train wreck or, worse still, are indifferent. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!

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Roe Is Dead: Long Live Sharia Law!

By Sharia law, I really mean America’s version of Christian theocratic law. It’s coming, people! It! Is! Coming! Dumbass Democrats are simply too weak and too late to stop RepubliKKKlans and their evil evangelical backers. Ending Roe is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ve been saying forever that we are living under tyranny by the minority. This instance of tyranny is via SCOTUS, but once traitor trump and RepubliKKKlans take back power, it will be tyranny via a minority of the vote — because that’s how it always is. This is the great fatal flaw with America’s democracy: The minority routinely wins and rules over the majority. This is why I keep saying that 40 percent of the population rules over the other 60 percent, and the majority just take it as if they welcome being the punching bag. Nothing will ever change except for the new religious laws that the right is about to unleash on the rest of us, and no one will care. Elections have consequences! Welcome to stupid America!

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Roe Is Dead: No One Cares!

SCOTUS killed Roe, and no one cares! I promise you that no one cares! Oh, sure! The news shows last night and this morning were all agog. Many pundits, scholars, experts, commentators, analysts, professionals, leaders, politicians, et al. weighed in on the meaning and implications of the leaked document that is set to ditch Roe v. Wade. As of this morning, my eyeballs hurt from excessive rolling into the back of my head because much of what I’m hearing is all garbage. I will grant the professional class’s legal analysis is spot on; however, beyond that, they are clueless, especially as it relates to their take on the political consequences of the decision and the “caveat” that this opinion is still a draft and could “change.”

I will take the latter point first. I think it is beyond doubt that the leaked draft is genuine, and I do not doubt that conservatives leaked it! Unfortunately, Democratic justices play by the rules, so they are not the source. Someone — likely a clerk — working for a RepubliKKKlan justice was instructed to leak it. The super-conservative wing of SCOTUS has been telegraphing their intentions ever since the Texas abortion ban, and this is simply another way to signal their will — not so subtly. The leak is intended to soften the shock, signal red states to ready any maximalist anti-abortion laws they wish, and make it impossible for any wavering justices to change their minds. By leaking the opinion, they’ve locked in the decision. I rolled my eyes every time one of the idiot commentators would qualify their remarks by saying, “things could change.” Ugh! Jesus-f***ing-Christ! Have these people learned nothing? I’ve read the draft opinion, and this is the wet-dream, no-holds-barred opinion to wholly and utterly rebuke Roe for which the far-right has been waiting. This opinion is so absolute that there is nothing to change except the typos. And all this talk about “horse-trading” is B.S. There is no more negotiating among the justices. This first draft may as well be the final draft. Mark my words!

Then there is talk about the political consequences of this landmark decision. I can sum it up in one word: Nada! Not a single f***ing thing. This is when my eyeballs hurt the most. And if I have to hear about the “abstract” becoming concrete that will inspire people to act, then I’m going to blow my f***ing head off. Look, f***tards! Democratic and Independent voters just don’t care about abortion rights — only RepubliKKKlans care about killing the freedom. To be sure, women will march. There will be protests. There will be consternation. And there will be crying. But dumbass Democrats who think taking away a 50-year right from women will be a motivating factor to get out the vote are just kidding themselves. No one f***ing cares, especially until November. Democrats failed to care before Roe died, and they’ll fail to care afterward. Mark my words, idiots! RepubliKKKlans are about to take total control of this country, and the time when caring and doing would have made a difference has come and gone. Conservatives have already locked in mechanisms to achieve permanent rule; this latest SCOTUS decision is proof of that! We get the government we deserve, and we’re about to get the tyranny for which we’ve longed. Mark! My! Words! Elections have consequences! Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. Every day is about to become hell!

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I F***ing Nailed It!

Assuming this is not some elaborate hoax, Politico reports in a stunning leak, “The Supreme Court has voted to strike down the landmark Roe v. Wade decision, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito circulated inside the court and obtained by POLITICO.” I f***ing nailed it! I nailed it! I nailed it! I posted Roe was dead the very day RBG died. Whereas pundits and experts were all circumspect about the idea of SCOTUS reversing Roe, I said it was a fait accompli on the same day. How could I be so confident so early? Because I’m not a f*** G.D. moron like most experts, who always thought Roe was safe. How could stare decisis ever be questioned, experts would argue. Very easily. This conservative Court will not let anything stand in its way of turning back the clock. I hate to gloat and say I told you so, but I told you so. I’m just here in my tiny corner of the internet writing, warning, and predicting — and getting it right!

This is just the beginning, f***tards! Mark my words! If you think this is the only privacy issue that SCOTUS will roll back, then you’re a f***ing moron! According to this SCOTUS, Roe is based on a right to privacy (liberty), which they believe is not enshrined in the Constitution. I don’t know how many times I have to keep reminding you, morons. So, contraception is next. Gay marriage is next. Basically, any LGBTQ right is next. Hell! Interracial marriage could be on the chopping block! I’ve been warning about this often and loudly, but fear not. No one cares! And don’t think for a second that states who ban abortion won’t also prohibit their citizens from seeking abortions in other states. There will be laws forbidding a woman’s movement between states. The end of American democracy is underway, and this new SCOTUS is part of the cause. Mark my words, f***tards! Americans get the government we deserve, and apparently, we deserve to live in the 1950s. Oh, and one more thought: When RepubliKKKlans take control of the White House, the Senate, and the House, then they will pass a nationwide ban on abortions. Mark my words. Don’t think that the filibuster will stop them; McConnell will jettison that rule the second he’s back in control.

America is going backward, and no one cares, least of all voters! I feel like I am the only one who can clearly see America’s future while everyone else is stuck in some quixotic purple haze. I see the demise of the nation as if I have 20/10 vision. You morons have no idea how catastrophic this is. Oh, well. You’ve been warned! Welcome to stupid America. I live in stupid hell! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Traitor [T]rump Is a F***tard

Classic traitor trump says classic trump stupid thing: “‘You know, we’ve endorsed Dr. Oz, we’ve endorsed JP, right? JD Mandel, and he’s doing great. They’re all doing good,’ Trump told the crowd at the I-80 Speedway in Greenwood,” reports Newsweek. Really? “JD Mandel?” Traitor trump is the dumbest person on the planet. Full stop! He can’t remember who he endorses. He confesses names easily and often. And most telling, he keeps bragging about his intelligence, a dead giveaway of his true stupidity. It is no different from someone who brags about how much money they have. Automatically, one should understand the richer one claims to be, then the poorer they are. Wealthy, intelligent people do not need to brag; intelligence is usually evident via speech and other communication skills. And genuinely affluent people don’t have to broadcast it.

But this is the age of traitor trump. This is the country of traitor trump, where 40 percent of the population is clearly dumber than he, which is how the chief idiot of the RepubliKKKlan Party can so easily bamboozle his sycophants. As I keep saying, an audience dumber than traitor trump is the only way a moronic leader can stand before a crowd and convince them that he’s intelligent. He’s been doing it for the last six years because this is stupid America. If you’re a RepubliKKKlan, MAGA moron, evil evangelical, or QAnon kook, then you’re a f***ing G.D. moron of the highest f***ing order. Do humanity a favor and swallow some poison! Welcome to stupid America!

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Tucker Carlson: Pull the Trigger!

Tucker Carlson is a racist, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a misogynist, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a homophobe, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a xenophobe, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson is a moron, and if you watch him, then so are you! Tucker Carlson and all his viewers should take their First Amendment right, stick it in their mouth, and pull the m*****f***ing trigger, lest America is doomed even quicker. I only say this out of love for America. The New York Times.

Of course, Tucker has the highest-rated show on cable because he is a perfect reflection of America. How long have I been saying it? How long? America looked into the MAGA world mirror, and they fell in love with the reflection.

As Biden said, traitor trump — implying all his acolytes — is a plague on this nation. So, that includes all MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelical, and QAnon kooks. They should all take their First Amendment right, stick it in their mouth, and pull the m*****f***ing trigger. This is the only way to save America! Mark my words, morons! Welcome to stupid America!

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Day Late and Dollar Short, Dumbass Democrats!

From The Hill, “While welcoming Obama’s efforts, however, some experts knocked the former president for not taking action on the issue sooner. ‘As a disinformation expert and a civil rights lawyer who thinks about the intersections, I’m on the one hand very grateful that he has come forward with a set of very clear eyed and holistic solutions,’ said Nora Benavidez, senior counsel at Free Press. ‘That being said, it feels very late in the game to see former President Obama come forward with these comments,’ she said. Obama himself said he regrets failing to ‘fully appreciate’ during the 2016 election ‘just how susceptible we had become to lies and conspiracy theories.’”

Dumbass Democrats are always behind the political eightball. Always! Always! Always! Now?!?! Now, Obama feels the need to step up the campaign to fight back against misinformation? Where was he during all of traitor trump’s presidency? Let me guess? Obama was trying to stick to the old — now defunct — tradition of the previous president staying out of politics so the successor could “do” his job. Wow! How did that work out? Traitor trump basically spent four years ruining America and solidifying the new MAGA RepubliKKKlan Party that explicitly advocates hate. At the same time, former presidents remained silent, looking on in horror but daring not to break “tradition” by criticizing traitor trump.

Not to mention everything Obama failed to do during his eight years on misinformation. It all started with the “Taxed Enough Already” Party, which was really just an organized way to claim legitimacy when they spewed their Obama hate and bigotry. The Tea Party was never concerned about taxes or limiting government; their stated motivations were always a canard. It was simply an institutionalized (and obvious) hate group. Obama spent eight years weakly brushing off RepubliKKKlans’ growing and coordinated attacks on him and the Democrats for fear of becoming that “angry Black man.” So here we are! Eight years of the Tea Party and birtherism morphed into MAGA world that has consumed the RepibliKKKlan Party and is soon to consume the rest of America. Meanwhile, dumbass Democrats are still trying to understand the threat to democracy; they are still expecting the average idiot America to “figure things out.” That is to say, brush off misinformation, see the truth, and vote Democratic. Christ! Americans are stupid! They believe the misinformation unless you tell them not to, and Democrats are not doing that! Kill me now. I live in stupid hell! Welcome to stupid America!

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‘Soft Porn’ Star Cawthorn

Ethics Complaint Exhibit B

The Fire Madison Cawthorn PAC filed an ethics complaint with the House that included the touching picture above. They further annotate the image with the following: “They are seen in this video, which was distributed on Twitter among various people, discussing suggestive subjects and touching inappropriately.” Really? Suggestive subjects? Inappropriate touching? I don’t mean to cum to the defense of Cawthorn, but what exactly could be suggestive and inappropriate about two consenting adults doing as they please as long as they are not breaking any laws? Of course, the intimation is that the two are gay lovers. I guess they are breaking “God’s” law.

But I will renew my original, longstanding question: Does Cawthorn have a working tallywacker? He is a paraplegic, which may or may not include “little” Cawthorn. Does he give “soft” porn a new meaning? Curious minds want to know. Of course, it is beyond ironic that fellow RepubliKKKlans who wish to out Cawthorn from office are trying to out Cawthorn. Naturally, there is no more egregious act or more offensive immutable characteristic as homosexuality. As the saying goes: RepubliKKKlan accusations are really just projection. They do exactly what they charge others of doing, and that is why you have super-bro Cawthorn inveighing against the gays as he and his not-so-secret boy-who-is-a-friend (cousin actually) Stephen Smith share their lives on social media and in the workplace as it would appear. They are oddly inseparable even for kissing cousins. Just more RepubliKKKlan hypocrisy. Welcome to stupid America. Now, with soft porn!