USA Today recounts a portion of the traitor trump Independence Day speech, “‘Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant [sic].’” This man is so f***ing G.D. stupid it’s a wonder that he can feed himself or go to the bathroom without assistance. Yeah, this is a trump stupid country alright where such nonsensical speak from the “leader” of the free world constantly passes for normal and acceptable. If this were a Democratic president (or worse from the mouth of a black man) then conservatives would be ridiculing a liberal for not knowing the country’s history or being careless in the delivery of the speech; however, since this is traitor trump his MAGA moron supporters and RepubliKKKlans don’t care that he comes off as a fool and clearly someone who reads anything put in front of him (can you say Ron Burgundy). Yeah, I have no doubt that his speech writers are as dumb as the boss so throwing in a reference to airports during the Revolutionary War is perfectly logical (to them). Of course, worse still, if traitor trump stumbled during the speech and decided to adlib about airports then he truly is as trump stupid as the term defines. No matter what. Traitor trump is constantly saying stupid stuff which the morons in this country reward him for because they are too stupid to realize that their dear leader is the dumbest person in the world. Welcome to stupid America. One year older and more stupid today than it was yesterday!
Drain the Swap!
From the AP, “Grassley said in a statement to AP that some of the nation’s largest farms are receiving huge subsidies ‘through underhanded legal tricks. They’re getting richer off the backs of taxpayers while young and beginning farmers are priced out of the profession. This needs to end. The Department of Agriculture needs to re-evaluate its rules for awarding federal funds and conduct more thorough oversight of where it’s funneling taxpayer dollars.’” Whhhhhat? How can this be? I thought traitor trump drained the swamp! I thought he was going to be for the little guy! I thought trade wars were easy to win! Naturally, everything traitor trump says is a f***ing lie, but the MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans think the idiot in chief is a f***ing G.D. genius saint. So, in reality, the small farmers are getting f***ed (if they voted for traitor trump then they deserve it), while the large agribusinesses cash in. Yup! Traitor trump is farmers’ savior, and I have no doubt they will vote for him again because this is a trump stupid country!
American Pride
From Axios, “Americans’ pride in the U.S. has hit its lowest point since Gallup first asked the question in 2001: 70% of U.S. adults say they’re proud to be Americans; fewer than half (45%) are ‘extremely’ proud.” Imagine that! A minority of f***ing G.D. morons elects an idiot as president to literally rule over the majority and suddenly people are feeling the least prideful since the measure has been recorded. Welcome to trump stupid America. When the f*** will this country f***ing wake up and learn we live in a land of tyranny by the minority over the majority? Time after time, example after example the minority of Americans impose their will against the will of the majority. Climate change and the Paris agreement, gun control and background checks, access to quality affordable health care and drug prices, a woman’s right to control her own body, progressive taxation (the rich pay more), and money in elections name a few causes off the top of my head. While the majority of people favor these progressive ideas, we get a minority party controlling the government that continuously tries to roll back progress. Hello, f***tards! Living in a democracy takes work! It doesn’t happen automatically, but apparently, idiots of America seem to think by not voting things will somehow improve. What happens when people fail to vote? We get a country ruled by MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans! So, congratu-f***ing-lations. We have the government we deserve, which most people seem to dislike, and I expect citizens will be too apathetic and too lazy to want to make a change, which is why traitor trump is going to get re-elected because stupid can’t be fixed overnight! I can’t. I just f***ing can’t anymore. So much stupidity! Stupid people everywhere. Everywhere stupid people.
Bested by China
From MarketWatch: “Because it [traitor trump’s capitulation] shows the president won’t go to the wall to fundamentally change the U.S.’s trade relationship with the world’s second-biggest economy. The Chinese president has clearly calculated his American counterpart is unwilling to do anything that would threaten his support among key constituencies, like farmers, as the 2020 election looms. (President Trump also has backed down big time from his bellicose talk on North Korea and now appears ready to tacitly accept Pyongyang as a nuclear power.)” Of course, he did because this is stupid f***ing America! The MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans elected the dumbest person in the world who is also the worst negotiator and businessman in the world to lead America and naturally he has accomplished nothing for America except killing people! Yet, idiots in the country think he is doing his job well. F*** it! The country was lost the second traitor trump was elected to office. Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s game over!
Oh, So He Caved
From CNN, “The Trump administration is mulling a potential deal with North Korea that would accept the country as a nuclear power if it freezes its existing nuclear programs in exchange for the US lifting its ‘most onerous’ sanctions against the country, The New York Times reported Sunday.” In other words, traitor trump, the master “negotiator” is thinking of caving. We’ll lift sanctions if they promise to stop developing more weapons, which of course they have breached every promise in the past. Next will be a withdrawal of troops from the peninsula — mark my words, idiots. Japan will not be happy when that happens, but traitor trump doesn’t care because Japan is a democracy, not a dictatorship. Welcome to stupid America where MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans think traitor trump is a “genius” statesman while basically failing to achieve the primary goal of a denuclearized North Korea. This country is so f***ing stupid that it’s mind-numbing.
Only Stupid America!
From a Politico headline, “Trump pressures other G-20 leaders to weaken climate goals.” I just f***ing can’t anymore! I live in the dumbest country on the planet surrounded by a bunch of f***ing G.D. morons who think this is what the president should be doing — literally going against the entire world, without exaggeration. This idiot, traitor trump, stood up in front of the electorate during the last presidential campaign and repeatedly called climate change a hoax to which a majority of voters believed him. Un-f***ing-believable! Only in a stupid country as this one does being against the rest of the world mean a person should be in a position of leadership because MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans like the fact he’s saying “f*** you” to the rest of the world! Welcome to stupid, obstreperous, and obdurate America wherein being dumb, difficult, and wrong are considered admirable qualities! F*** me!
Just More Scheiße Show
From CNN, “President Donald Trump shook hands with Kim Jong Un on Sunday and took 20 steps into North Korea, making history as the first sitting US leader to set foot in the hermit kingdom.” This is just more Scheiße show for trump stupid American followers and other morons who think traitor trump is still some kind of genius. Kim is never going to give up his nuclear weapons. Never! No matter how much “history” traitor trump makes he is too stupid (along with MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans) to understand that Kim is a dictator that only wants American troops out of South Korea. Kim understands that traitor trump is the perfect mark to make this happen. With enough flattery and empty promises, he can extract from traitor trump the commitment to withdraw American troops from the peninsula. Of course, traitor trump in North Korea reminds me about the time Nixon (another RepubliKKKlan) went to China to open up those relations. After 45 years how has that worked out for us? Sometimes enemies just need to be kept in check — don’t make them any stronger or give them anymore legitimacy than needed. Nothing more, nothing less. But this is stupid America where RepubliKKKlans like to give away our power! Welcome to stupid America, the home of MAGA morons!
Yup, Yup
CNN states, “On Thursday, the Supreme Court showed how much difference who wins the presidency makes. Armed with a five to four conservative majority thanks to President Donald Trump’s appointment of Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh over the past two years, the Supreme Court said it had no role to play in partisan gerrymandering — a decision that amounts to a massive political victory for Republicans, not just in the moment, but also likely for the next decade-plus.” Elections have consequences, which is something dumbass Democrats still have yet to understand. To be fair this ruling will cut both ways, but the problem is that already gerrymandered RepubliKKKlan districts will remain, well, forever as they can now constitutionally keep their maps (and continue to re-work them every ten years). Pathetically, on the flip side, dumbass Democrats are too weak and spineless to play ball in the same way. While RepubliKKKlans will continue to rig congressional districts to retain and gain more power, dumb Democrats will be fretting about how to make things fairer in the districts they already control (and are about to lose given their propensity to be weak when trying to be “fair”). Hello, f***ing stupid dumbass Democrats! Try f***ing winning first and then worry about being fair. Welcome to stupid America! I can’t anymore. I just f***ing can’t!
He’s Lying But Has the Right Idea
From the Daily Beast: “‘If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,’ Wohl said in an Instagram direct message.” Like all MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans, he’s a liar and too cowardly to volunteer for war, but I agree with his sentiment. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if trump stupid people (MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans) want war then they should be the first to join the military and die at the front lines. Hopefully, enough of them will die to reduce the conservative voting population in states that count. These people really need to start suffering the consequences of their votes. I’m getting really tired of Democratic policies benefiting everyone while those same people (who also benefit) wish to roll back progress for everyone else (e.g., the ACA). The best thing that can happen is that these people go to war and not come back. So, enlist MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans; your dotard president needs you! Welcome to stupid America! Home of (underused) conservative cannon fodder.
Only Dotards Watch Fox ‘News’
Alternet quotes a traitor trump supporter on the cable channel for idiots — Fox “News”: “‘I’ve been to detention facilities where I’ve walked up to these individuals that are so-called minors, 17 or under,’ he said on a Fox News segment in January with host Tucker Carlson. ‘I’ve looked at them and I’ve looked at their eyes, Tucker — and I’ve said that is a soon-to-be MS-13 gang member. It’s unequivocal.’” How trump stupid can one be to actually believe this Scheiße? Apparently, that moron on T.V. has no idea what unequivocal means. This quote needs no further comment because the stupidity of it is manifest. But then again, this is something that’s said on the most-watched channel on cable. Un-f***ing-believable! Just more proof that this country is so f***ing G.D. stupid that I can’t take it anymore! Traitor trump supporters are only two things: racists or f***ing G.D. morons (or more common — both), and they watch the channel for racist dotards. Welcome to stupid f***ing America! Home of MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans! Dumber every day!