Well! I guess we all know what RepubliKKKlans are dying from, and actually, I am sure COVID is understated because they’re still in denial. So, when a MAGA moron dies of COVID, they call it something else, like the vaccine, which is not listed — and would never be considered a cause. But whatever. Anyway. Now I understand why RepubliKKKlans are all up in arms about the opioid epidemic because they are killing themselves! Of course, I don’t give a f***! As far as I’m concerned, not enough RepubliKKKlans are dying at the tip of a needle. As for obesity and cancer, that makes total sense; this is a political party where idiots scream about personal FREEDOM — except if you’re pregnant, naturally — so I suspect they eat like sh*t, smoke, and generally live an unhealthy lifestyle. Again, I don’t give a f*** save for the fact that they are driving up healthcare costs because they are a health burden on society and are likely uninsured or underinsured. Your lifestyle choices have consequences, f***tards, for everyone! I’m just sorry that too many RepubliKKKlans keep surviving (and breeding) to prevent Democrats from attaining complete political control of the government.
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