Cawthorn Goes Full Porn!

Fire Madison Cawthorn PAC
(This PAC is now defunct. He was fired!)

Can you say FranterityX? This is definitely Madison Cawthorn because you can see the wheelchair, and he’s admitted as much, “A new hit against me just dropped. Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a friend, trying to be funny. We were acting foolish, and joking. That’s it.” Also, if you watch the video via the link in the caption above, then you’ll see a guy’s head peek up. Last I checked, straight guys don’t do this sh*t unless, I guess, they’re drunk, which is possible. Now, you tell me he isn’t gay. Why are RepubliKKKlans always in the closet, hating themselves and taking it out on all the other gays?

Of course, this new revelation still does not answer my tallywacker question! The actions would suggest that a “little Cawthorn” might be working down below. I’m waiting for the leaked video with him masturbating and blowing a load on the camera. That will be proof enough for me. In the meantime, Cawthorn, bro, shave that f***ing ass. Have your boyfriend — oh, I mean your cousin — do it for you!