The C-SPAN Twitter account records his speech, in part, “I never imagined that one of my sacred duties in this hallowed chamber would be explaining to the House Speaker the difference between a man and a woman. Take notes, Madame Speaker, I’m about to define what a woman is for you. … XX chromosomes, no Tallywacker. … It’s so simple. And yet, today, this proclamation of fundamental scientific fact will cause the woke liberals in Silicon Valley to strip you of your voice and ban you until you bow at their altar of falsehoods.”
Once again, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) walks into (pun intended) a subject matter that has curious minds questioning. While Cawthorn preoccupies himself with body parts between strangers’ legs, I’m interested to know if his “tallywacker” works. Indeed, I want to understand if he can rightly define himself as a man if he’s unable to put his pr*ck in a p*ssy (or a butt if he’s into booty)? Look, I hate to bring it up (again, pun intended), but he’s the one fixated on orgies and genitalia. He really should watch the battles he chooses to spearhead (yup, I said head). At this point, with his track record of sticking his foot in his mouth, he should cut and run. I’m here all week, folks!