Chaos Caucus Officially in Charge

As the Daily Mail reports, “‘Leader Jeffries there will be times we agree. And many times we will differ. I promise our debates will be passionate but they will never be personal,’ McCarthy said. ‘Now, the hard work begins. We’re going to pass bills to fix the nation’s challenges from wide open southern borders,  to American last energy policies to woke indoctrination in our schools,’ he added. ‘We will use the power of the purse and the power of the subpoena to get the job done.’ The new Speaker added: ‘We will also address America’s long-term challenges: the debt and the Chinese Communist Party. Congress must speak with one voice on both of these issues.’”

So! McCarthy is now Speaker of the House, and the destruction of America may now officially begin because this is what people voted for. Let’s read between the lines of his speech. To be clear, his version of accountability and balance is to deny Democrats everything and force RepubliKKKlans’ hellscape vision of government upon us all. The RepubliKKKlan Party will hold America hostage using the budget and the debt ceiling as bargaining chips (grenades). How many fucking times do I have to remind you, people? RepubliKKKlans do not want to govern; they never have. They want to create chaos and destruction and blame it on the Democrats. And guess what? Fucktard voters will believe them just because they usually do, just like voters believe that a divided government is needed to reign in all the progress the Biden Administration has been accomplishing. But whatever! Never mind the proper — although not perfect — functioning of the government under unified Democratic leadership. That will be replaced with recalcitrance and dysfunction. Mark my words! Just wait for the first government shutdown. Just wait for the nation’s first credit default. Mark my words, fucktards. Mark them well. You ain’t seen nothing yet! Welcome to stupid America!