Child Support for a Zygote: Hell Yes!

According to The New Civil Rights Movement, “U.S. Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) is sponsoring legislation that would require anyone whose sperm is used to fertilize an egg to begin paying child support from the moment of conception, upon the mother’s request. … ‘The bill itself makes a specific change to current federal regulations regarding child support,’ WFLA reports. ‘Under the proposed legislation, the government would require that states “establish and enforce child support obligations of the biological father of an unborn child (and subsequent to the birth of the child) to the mother of such child” at the mother’s request.’”

I say abso-f***ing-lutely! Bring it! Reductio ad absurdum to the maximus! I’m only being half facetious. Look, morons of America! Men took away women’s right to bodily autonomy, and it will only be men who can give it back. How do you get men to give women back control of their bodies? You start making them pay for their part in creating the zygote! It’s the only way. Sadly, women will never succeed in their efforts to take back control until men allow it, and Rubio’s bill is that means. Imagine all the men going apoplectic that they are now on the hook for f***ing, and there is no longer a way to terminate the pregnancy. Oops! Too bad, so sad. Once they start having to pay, then men will be demanding legalized abortions faster and to greater effect than women. Just you watch!

Also, consider all the false allegations. Think about that woman who finger-points her last one-night stand as the man who got her pregnant. Then what happens? At what point can the male demand a paternity test to confirm he’s not the sperm donor? Is it before or after birth? If after the birth, then how many weeks has the guy had to pay in child support and legal fees before he can prove he’s not the father? Then the former sex partner has to counter-sue to get his money back? Right! One can see how all this becomes a mess, but it is the mess that Americans want. And I mean that! Once again, I will repeat myself. America voted for traitor trump willingly and enthusiastically. The abortion rights debacle playing out across the nation is the consequence of that election and everything that redounds from it. Oh, well. Men, watch where your dick goes and watch your sperm! Use a condom. Yeah, like that will happen. It’s no fun unless it’s raw. Welcome to stupid America!