From CNN, “One week ago Joe Crain, the morning meteorologist at WICS in Springfield, Illinois, called out station management for mandating over-the-top ‘Code Red’ weather alerts.” Everything in this country is a f***ing G.D. marketing emergency! “Code Red!!!” Warning! Warning! Warning! Bad weather is coming! Stay tuned. Don’t leave your T.V. set for a DEFCON 1 weather report to follow right after this commercial break. These people must think their viewers are that f***ing stupid, but then again, the local channel is in central Illinois, which may as well be the deep South. So, maybe they are that f***ing stupid. Sensationalist weather reporting! Yup! Welcome to stupid America, where everything must be an emergency! Brown people are coming! Black people are voting! Gay people want equal rights! Christians are being crucified in the streets! I just can’t anymore!
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