Come at Me Bro!

On the off-chance that Harris wins, and I mean win definitively, as in well more than 270 electoral votes and beyond the blue wall, then I welcome MAGA morons rising up in protest and rebellion. I say bring it! For I welcome the coming slaughter of MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks that Biden — as commander-in-chief and protector of the union and Constitution — f***ing better unleash on these f***tards! (Eh, who am I kidding? He won’t!) So, I guess that’s when the real patriots must step in and do the work for Biden and the rest of the American people. And don’t worry. Liberals are well-armed, too. Don’t confuse MAGA morons and the like who must own dozens and dozens of weapons — any one of which can only be used one at a time — with Democrats and the like who may have fewer guns but understand that you can only shoot one gun well one at a time. If anything, MAGA morons’ arsenals are just asking to be raided.

Look, f***tards, I’ve been saying this for years now: Civil war is coming, and I welcome it. We’re not going to make the same mistake twice by allowing the red states et al. to lose and then welcome them back into the fold with open arms. Oooooh, hellllll f***ing no! We must vanquish MAGA morons, RepubliKKKlans, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks root and stem. We must wipe the country clean of these vermin. They are a cancer on the country that must be excised entirely. No mercy. No forgiveness. No compromise. Only vengeance and complete and utter destruction of these traitors. We can no longer live together, and I don’t want to live with these people in my country. I don’t want them as friends, neighbors, co-workers, or acquaintances. They are fascists. Period! End of story! Full stop! Welcome to stupid America! As I’ve repeatedly said, the end is coming. One way or another, for one side or the other!