Dark Brandon Returns, but for How Long?

President Biden gave a speech on Friday calling on Americans to defend our democracy against traitor trump. It was dark Brandon in his finest form. Finally, Biden calls out traitor trump by name, even calling him “despicable,” which is a cousin of Hillary’s “deplorable.” (Hillary was right; she’s always been right about everything!) However, the question remains: Can Biden keep up the dark Brandon mode of campaigning? Dare I say, I don’t know. (The answer should be a confident yes. But I just don’t know.) Biden has (mistakenly) failed to call out traitor trump by name for the last three, which is why, in part, the insurrection-in-chief has remained so popular. Biden and other dumbass Democrats made the fatal mistake of underestimating and ignoring traitor trump, believing he’ll “fade away,” which I correctly predicted he would never do. In fact, I also correctly predicted that the idiot would run again as soon as it was clear he lost the 2020 election. Of course, he would. While the rest of the moronic pundit and political “expert” class claimed traitor trump was politically dead after his loss and the January 6 insurrection, I was confident and sure that he was never going into that good night. And, naturally, I was right because I actually understand the true nature of the traitor-in-chief and the American people. I understand Americans are too stupid to avoid their fate, which is the demise of democracy. But I digress.

Can Biden and dumbass Democrats keep up the pressure campaign to save our democracy? To convince a benighted electorate that America’s democracy is on the 2024 ballot? Biden has this bad habit of delivering these required (and often long overdue) firey speeches every so often when he should be (should have been) doing it more frequently. Traitor trump has been a constant, daily threat to our democracy, but Biden and other dumbass Democrats treat this pervasive threat from the chief insurrectionist as an on-again, off-again bad relationship. Traitor trump, RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks have been slowly destroying our democracy, but Biden and dumbass Democrats want to conduct business as usual while Rome burns. Un-f***ing-believable! Also, more importantly, are the American people receptive to Biden’s pro-democracy message and intelligent enough to understand what’s at risk in this next presidential election? I doubt it. Political “experts” keep pointing to the Democrats’ 2022 midterm “successes” as validity of Biden’s pro-democracy messaging, but let’s be clear: A presidential election is always unlike any other election. Equating midterm, local, and off-year elections to the presidential contest is always wrong. The former does not inform the latter; rather, the former is a buyer’s remorse reaction to the latter. Welcome to stupid America. The end is already here! People are just too f***ing stupid to have figured out that fact yet.