Dumbass Democrats, once again, evince their utter naivete by calling on Santos to resign or McCarthy to do something. Honestly, it is nails on the chalkboard because it ain’t never going to happen, fucktards. Even if Santos is convicted of a crime, RepubliKKKlans will never oust him — ever. I have no doubt that if his conviction includes jail time, then his sentence will be deferred until the end of his term because RepubliKKKlans are above the law, or worse still, he’ll continue to serve from jail. Then all of a sudden, proxy voting will be allowed again. There is just no fucking way McCarthy is going to give up one-quarter of his four-vote majority. Never, ever going to happen. I know Democrats like to think they are being noble by insisting on the purity and sanctity of Congress, but asking RepubliKKKlans to do the right thing is pointless and makes Democrats look weak and hopelessly stuck on pie-in-the-sky notions of fairness instead of understanding how the real world of politics works. Welcome to stupid America!
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