Dems Flip a House Seat but I’m Not Sanguine

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According to CNN, “Democrat Tom Suozzi is heading back to Congress after defeating Republican Mazi Pilip in the special election to replace serial fabulist and expelled former GOP Rep. George Santos. The result will further narrow the GOP’s already thin House majority and hand President Joe Biden’s party a boost as the general election campaign comes into focus.” To be sure, a win is better than a loss, and flipping a House seat from red to blue is better than holding a seat, but MSM pundits are already reading too much into this victory when idiot political pundits should dial back their prognostications. Congratulations to Souzzi for winning back a seat he previously held? I guess. Dumbass Democrats should not have lost the seat in the first place, but that’s another sad story I wouldn’t get into. Nonetheless, this Democratic victory says absolutely nothing about a Biden-traiotor trump rematch, for presidential elections are unlike any other election. A general election contest may as well be held on another planet compared to midterm , off-year, and special elections. Only in the presidential election do idiot voters proudly choose a candidate on the top line and leave all the down-ballot contests blank. Because, of course, morons do! Or worse, people split the ticket by mixing and matching their votes. A little Democratic vote here, a little RepubliKKKlan vote there. I imagine the more obtuse voters creating a bubble pattern on their ballot as they probably did on their SATs when they’ve given up trying. Trust me, all too many people treat life’s most important questions like they did in high school — randomly. What could possibly go wrong? No wonder this nation of f***tards refuses to row in the same direction for more than two years. Idiot voters still think divided government is “best,” as this Congress only proves that split control yields nothing but gridlock. I suppose government is a true reflection of everyday American life: Dysfunction. I expected nothing less! And we wonder why nothing gets done. Voters should stop blaming politicians. The should be looking in the mirror first!

If I’ve said it once, then I’ve said it a bazillion times before: Traitor trump will never win a majority of the popular vote. Never! Going! To! Happen! But that’s not how this sh*t-for-brains country elects presidents! Oh, no! Not in the oldest democracy on the planet! America takes special pride in leaving the most crucial contest in the world to the least democratic process — the Electoral College. But I digress. My point really is this: Third-party candidates are going to sink Biden, hand traitor trump a victory, and doom our democracy. No one ever talks about this, especially political pundits, which is incomprehensible to me. To be sure, traitor trump is a threat to America, but all these third-party candidates are more of a threat, yet the MSM is silent on the issue. Whatever! Everyone is going to have a rude awakening the day after the election as traitor trump wins with no more than 45 percent of the popular vote. Try governing with that “mandate.” Oh, that’s right. Dictators don’t govern; they rule! Oh, well. Welcome to trump stupid America!