‘Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Boom, Whoosh, Boom’

This! This is an actual sentence from the former (and future) President of the United States of America because, of course, it is! Okay, okay. Let me be fair and provide the full context: “In a long, rambling speech, Trump began describing missile defense systems such as the so-called ‘Iron Dome’ in Israel. ‘You know these are not muscle guys here,’ Trump said, pointing to his arm. ‘They’re muscle guys up here,’ he said, pointing to his brain. ‘And they calmly walk to us, and ding, ding, ding, ding, boom, whoosh, boom,’ Trump continued. ‘They’ve only got 17 seconds to figure this whole thing out. Boop. Okay. Missle launch, shee-boom‘ [emphasis added].”

And this f***tard is leading Biden in the polls. I can’t anymore! I! Just! F***ing! Can’t! With this sh*t-for-brains country. How the f*** is traitor trump beating Biden in every f***ing poll? There is no f***ing way I’ll be able to endure the dumbest man on the planet talking to America daily while engaging in jibberish-talk like this. It is depressing that 45 percent of Americans think traitor trump is reciting Shakespeare when he opens his mouth! Christ-on-the-f***ing-Cross! Kill me now! This is the hell that I live in! Welcome to stupid America! The country is just a joke at this point — one long, ongoing running and inescapable joke.