In douchebag Musk news, CNN writes, “One of Elon Musk’s children has petitioned a California court to recognize her new name and gender, saying she no longer wishes to be related to her famous and wealthy father ‘in any way, shape or form.’ Musk’s daughter turned 18 earlier this year and made the filing with a county court in Los Angeles soon thereafter. She requests that her legal name be changed to Vivian Jenna Wilson. Wilson is the last name of her mother, Justine Wilson, Musk’s ex-wife and mother of five of his seven children.” Eww! I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. The thought of Musk procreating is rather disgusting, not to mention who would copulate with that mug. I mean, his face looks like his neck vomited. At best, on a good night with extra purple haze booze goggles, he’s a “3” — tops. But seven kids, seriously? At least one has the right idea. Daddy douchebag Musk?!?! Ick!
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