Douchebag Musk Is a Joke Business ‘Man’

High-larious! So, white privileged and aggrieved billionaire douchebag Musk made a ridiculous offer to buy Twitter after smoking too much weed. Now, he’s having buyer’s remorse because he entered into a deal that sucks for him. You know since he’s a brilliant business “man” — more like a business baby. And he’s trying to get out of it! As CNN reports, “Elon Musk issued his most direct threat yet to walk away from his purchase of Twitter (TWTR) on Monday, openly accusing the social media company of breaching the merger agreement by not providing the data he has requested on spam and fake accounts. … In a separate securities filing, Twitter previously disclosed that Musk had waived a due diligence clause in the deal that could have made it easier for him to back out of the agreement; without it, Musk could face a tougher climb, and the prospect of litigation.”

Musk is trying to blame Twitter for some stupid “material breach” so he can get out of his own stupidity because he waived due diligence. He waived protections in the deal that would have ensured a thorough and complete review of the acquisition before closing. That is to say, he failed to look under the hood and kick the tires because he’s a f***ing moron, and now he’s about to buy a f***ing lemon. And these “analysts” who keep defending Musk’s antics as being some negotiating tactic to reduce the purchase price are f***ing morons. Twitter has Musk right where they want him. Either they unload this company of bad assets, which it is, or Musk gives them a $1 billion payday, which, if he fights, he’ll lose in court. But whatever! This guy is supposed to be a genius. His wealth only proves that a**holes come in all tax brackets. It’s inconceivable that douchebag Musk is considered an American icon of entrepreneurship. He’s just like the rest of all those white, wealthy, male douchebags. He’s a man-baby who pouts and whines when he can’t get his way or when his water bong is empty. Welcome to stupid America. We worship morons here!