Douchebag Musk announces the deal to buy Twitter is off. Ummm. Yeah! If only it worked that way. This is actually how it’s going to work: “Bloomberg reported on Sunday that Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz is representing Twitter after Musk on Friday dumped a deal to purchase the company for $44 billion. Twitter will file its lawsuit in Delaware next week, according to Bloomberg, which cited people familiar with the matter,” according to The Hill. I desperately hope douchebag Musk loses. I hope Twitter wins in court and shoves this company down his throat. He deserves it. The more the stock price drops then the more worthless a company he’ll be forced to buy. Haha! He wanted and signed a deal to make it happen. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Moreover, I have no idea how he expects his defense to hold up in court. The primary reason he gives for reneging on the deal is because of too many bot accounts, which he claims the company is failing to report. Still, he has publicly stated that one of the things — one of the primary things — he wanted to fix was the number of bot accounts on Twitter. So, which is it, genius boy? Did he intend to buy Twitter to fix the bot problem, or is the bot problem his fake reason to kill the deal? It can’t be both, and guess what? The court will ask the same question, and they will conclude the same thing: There is no reason for douchebag Musk not to honor the contract he willingly signed. Yet! This is the guy morons around the world revere: Rich white supremacist philanderer, who spends most of his time high and with his dick someone’s hole — apparently! He’s the picture-perfect conservative American. Whatever! Welcome to stupid America!