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In short: No one cares! I promise you. This will go the way of the Access Hollywood tape — known to all yet roundly accepted with a colossal meh. Eventually, MAGA morons will close ranks and end up revering him for demonstrating uber-toxic masculinity prowess. Mark my words, f***tards. And it is laughable to watch the MSM over-interrupt the internecine “feud” going on between the MAGA moron conspiracy theorist and the “mainstream” MAGA moron wings. Oh, sure, the conspiracy theorists are grumpy (for the timing being) because Dictator Don failed to unleash the Epstein report that the base eagerly awaited to uncover the “child-trafficking cabal” of Democrats within the “Deep State.” The reason The Don! “failed” to release said “damning” evidence is because there is no f***ing evidence. It’s that f***ing simple. Of course, that never stops idiot conspiracists, for they are a uniquely indefatigable bunch of morons. They are never satisfied. So, they’ll b*tch no matter what the government in power produces or fails to produce. It’s always something with these morons. The mind of a conspiracy theorist is never satiated; there is always a gerbil running on the proverbial treadwheel, mimicking the circular “logic” of a benighted brain.

And this whole thing about Dictator Don bashing his supporters is meaningless. First, it is well-known to everyone, except to those said MAGA morons, that Dictator Don actually hates his base and finds them beyond contemptible. Does no one remember his comment, “I love the poorly educated.” The crowd cheered. He literally insulted them to their face, and they raved. Seriously?!?! If nothing else, The Don! says what he means and means what he says. And this leads me to the next, logical point: MAGA morons love to be insulted! They love being derided and bashed. They are the battered wife who loves the husband too much to leave the violence.

And no one is going to get fired or quit over this whole Epstein episode, so the MSM and dumbass Democrats on hopeium who think this is finally the turning point or downfall of Dictator Don’s support are — as usual — misguided and suffering from what can only be explained as a perpetual brain malfunction. Nothing — not a single f***ing thing — will cause his base to turn on him — ever! So, when the MSM and dumbass Democrats start down the road of “Dictator Don: Dead man walking,” it only evinces that they have learned absolutely nothing over the past decade. Look, f***tards! There is a push and pull between The Don! and his supporters. They complain a lot about something, and he gives them a bit of red meat. Or he steers them toward a new conspiracy, namely the “Epstein Hoax” — it has now officially been upgraded to a hoax, the MAGA moron buzzword that demands that they change their opinions — and right on cue, as if by total coincidence, The Wall Street Journal releases a “bomb shell” report. And what happened next? All those furious at Dictator Don for not releasing the Esptein report snap right back into line, claiming that the Journal and the MSM continue the endless witchhunt against Dear Leader. As if by magic, all the conspiracy theorists change direction in unison like a flock of birds making a U-turn. But whatever.

Moreover, don’t get me started on the feckless ability of dumbass Democrats to use the Epstein matter to their political benefit. They’ll fail as usual. A straightforward strategy is to twist the f***ing knife — no more, no less. Dumbass Democrats need not embrace the conspiracy theorists, but they can undoubtedly make Epstein a bigger, more painful thorn in Dictator Don’s side. Constantly call out The Don! at every opportunity. Yet dumbss Democrats won’t — can’t — for they are continuously too worried about staying “above” the fray. (We are so beyond that era of politics; that is yesteryear — century — line of thinking.) And without skipping a beat, Pelosi takes the bait when asked about the Epstein mess by pivoting to the tried and true (and banal) tactic of claiming the Epstein story is merely a distraction from the real “kitchen table” issues. I give up! How f***ing hard is it to twist the f***ing knife, and then turn to kitchen table issues, but to brush off the matter because it makes Democrats uncomfortable or they dain to go down the “low” road lest a dumbass Democrat be considered too mean is precisely the opposite of what the Democratic base wants them to do. And dumbass Democratic politicians wonder while they continue to bleed support. It never fails! They never get it right. Democrats have become a jape of a party. Weak! Weak! Weak! Nothing but weakness in an era of politics when only strength matters — and wins!

This is what late-stage democracy looks like: A reality TV show that has captivated hordes of mindless voters, who are more interested in catching the next episode of the Dictator Don Show than preserving their freedoms and a democratic form of government. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America. People get the government they deserve and desire! The end is here, but, hey, enjoy the show while you can.