My god! They are everywhere watching — recording! Now, I’ve seen Canadian geese in many places. I’ve seen them in bodies of water, flying in the sky, and walking on grass. Sometimes I see them crossing a road, which has always been very suspicious in and of itself. But as for this photo? I have never, ever seen a goose perched on a rooftop watching out! Peering! Recording movements, cars, people! This is proof! Proof I tell you that birds are not real! That “bird” in the picture is undoubtedly a CIA robotic spy. This truly is big brother keeping a close eye on all of us. Beware, people. Beware and wake up! Birds aren’t real!