CNN reports, “President Donald Trump has laid tentative plans to upend the traditional Fourth of July celebrations in Washington, moving the fireworks show from the National Mall and perhaps including an address from the President himself, The Washington Post reported Friday.” This! This is a subject matter in which traitor trump absorbs himself? Traitor trump can’t be bothered with the details necessary to conduct domestic policy, international diplomacy, and trade, but when it comes to a fireworks show then he’s all in. Congratulations MAGA morons and RepubliKKKlans for electing a president that worries more about the Fourth of July fireworks show than doing his day job. He fixates on the trivial because he is a moron and all of his supporters are also morons. Give the idiot masses a good (patriotic!) show and they’ll forget how f***ed their lives are while reminding them how those “brown” immigrant people are taking their jobs, killing their babies, raping their daughters, and slapping that piece of bread out of their hand to eat! Welcome to stupid America — dumber today than it was yesterday!
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