Christ! With the recent state supreme court ruling that abortion is not a constitutionally protected right — that is, there is no right to privacy in the state constitution — a six-week ban will go into effect. And right on cue, dumbass Democrats think the state of Flori-DUH! is suddenly in play! In play for whom? Biden? A Senate seat? All f***ing rubbish! As usual, dumbass Democrats have delusions of grandeur. And once again, dumbass Democrats think abortion rights are going to save them in the presidential election. And again, I will say: Not! Going! To! Happen! Ever! Sure, the state constitutional amendment to be on the November ballot will probably pass, but this is Flori-DUH!, so passing an amendment means nothing. Does anyone else remember an amendment that the people of the “great” state of Flori-DUH! passed, which was eventually undermined by the legislature. Anyone? Anyone at all? Don’t be shy! Speak up! It wasn’t that long ago, f***tards. Think! Alright, alright. I’ll give you morons a hint. The New York Times summed up the ultimate legacy of the state amendment that “restored” voting rights to ex-felons. The paper writes, “Nearly 65 percent of Florida voters approved amending the State Constitution to restore the franchise of former felons, excluding those convicted of murder or sexual offenses, but the state’s Republican lawmakers and governor severely restricted the effort. A 2019 law requiring the payment of court fines and fees was found unconstitutional in May, but the appeals court overturned that ruling less than two months before the presidential election. Five of the six votes to uphold the additional requirements for the restoration of voting rights came from judges appointed to the court by President Trump.” Of course! Of course! Of course!
What do you think the state legislature will do when an abortion amendment passes? Any moron should already know; just see what SCOTUS has allowed to happen over the 50 years prior to overturning Roe. Without a doubt, Flori-DUH! RepubliKKKlans will make it practically impossible to get an abortion. They will put so many restrictions on clinics that provide abortions that the amendment will be functionally useless. And who will be at fault? The voters! Yes, you heard me correctly. The f***ing sh*t-for-brains voters who passed the abortion amendment. How can this be? How can I blame those who voted to protect abortion rights? Easy: Abortion rights do not stop at one vote in one election, yet this is the great miscalculation of dumbass Democrats and the like. And I keep saying moronic Progressives and Liberals keep thinking everything is just one vote, one election away. It’s not. It requires constant vigilance and constant getting out the vote. It’s not just a single vote on a single issue. Dumbass Democrats need to convince voters to stop f***ing splitting their votes, for it is this misguided strategy of the average idiot voters that basically undermines the issue for which they are voting. And I can already see this Flori-DUH! ballot initiative on abortion rights being precisely a failure of morons splitting their votes.
This is precisely what’s going to happen, f***tards. Floridians — with much fanfare and excitement — will head to the polls to protect women’s bodily autonomy by voting to pass the proposed new amendment to the state constitution. Yet, they will simultaneously elect and re-elect every single f***ing RepubliKKKlan to the state legislature that will do everything they can to undermine the intent of the amendment, just like they did with voting rights. Because most voters are complete and utter morons of the highest f***ing order, the lessons of the recent past will be entirely lost on them. Oh, well. Welcome to stupid America!