GDP on Fire: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well! Well! Well! It is obvious and evermore so manifest that Biden is the worst f***ing president possible for this economy. He is f***ing up America left, right, and center. Clearly, he can’t do anything correctly because the 5.2 percent GDP growth rate in the third quarter is destroying this country, at least in the minds of f***tard Americans, which is apparently about 67 percent of the country given recent polls indicating Biden’s poor handling of the economy. As CNBC sums up the disaster that is the Biden economy, “The U.S. economy grew at an even stronger pace than previously indicated in the third quarter, the product of a better than expected business investment and stronger government spending, the Commerce Department reported Wednesday. Gross domestic product, a measure of all goods and services produced during the three-month period, accelerated at a 5.2% annualized pace, the department’s second estimate showed. The acceleration topped the initial 4.9% reading and was better than the 5% forecast from economists polled by Dow Jones.”

I guess I should point out my sarcasm for those benighted readers who might be confused or, worse still, take me seriously. Economic report after economic report has evinced that the economy is nothing short of gangbusters quarter after quarter. Yet, f***tard Americans seem to be living on Earth II, and, naturally, everything is Biden’s fault. This begs the question: What the f*** is going on with Americans? Americans are just too f***ing G.D. stupid to apprehend the economy around them.

Sadly, you can’t tell people how to feel about the economy, even though they are supremely unable to measure (or understand) it objectively. (F**tard Americans look at gas prices and their 401K plan and think they’re a f***ing economist who graduated from MIT with a Ph.D. in the subject!) Despite the Biden administration and Democrats trying to point out all the good economic news, it is the voters who are going to tell politicians how great or poorly the economy feels to them. And that is the operative word: Feel. Therein lies the problem. People judge the economy (and consequentially Biden’s performance) based on their feelings! Fan-f***ing-tastic! I’m sure people monitor their bank accounts, and their monthly bills are unavoidable reminders of budgetary pressures. And people, no doubt, are the first ones to complain about the price of gas, eggs, and rent. I’m sure all these things are just as true today as they were yesterday, last year, during traitor trump’s term, and long before. In short, voters have always been b*tching about the economy because it’s never perfect enough, and when it’s less than perfect, these same voters inappropriately place blame on the president because — as I said — people are too f***ing stupid to apprehend how the economy works. These f***tards think Biden must be sitting in the White House with his figure on the “higher inflation, please” button.

What’s more baffling is that people seem completely oblivious to an improving economy. And by improving, I mean an economy that was growing at a 1-2 percent annual rate a couple of years ago, which any president would find satisfactory, to one that is roaring along at over 5 percent. Mind you, this is real GDP growth, which is inflation-adjusted. Moreover, people really don’t understand the concept of inflation. They don’t understand the potential drivers of inflation and the theoretical mechanisms used to combat it. In fact, I doubt the average idiot voter can even define or explain inflation. Just to be clear, defining inflation merely as “higher prices” shows a real lack of knowledge. If someone gives you this vapid, terse answer, and that is the extent of their explanation, then he or she is an idiot who truly knows nothing worth knowing.

And I might add that people’s behavior — by many economic indicators — seems completely undeterred by a perceived poor economy. They’re still spending money on travel, dining out, and discretional (perhaps frivolous) expenses. They’re b*tching about inflation endlessly, but their spending is utterly unchanged! Square that circle!