From Politico, “Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke said Saturday if he had won his Texas Senate race against incumbent Ted Cruz he might not be ‘in Waterloo and Keokuk and all the other communities I’ve been in to run for president.’” Oh, so when Beto said, “‘Man, I’m just born to be in it,’” then he really meant it conditionally. That is to say, he is running because he has nothing better to do. God! I hope dumbass Democrats really understand this empty vessel they are backing. Only in stupid America do idiot Democrats get excited about someone who almost won. F*** me! Welcome to stupid America.
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