Hello, Captian Obvious — Morons

From USA Today, “In an unprecedented and unavoidable move, the International Olympic Committee and Japanese government agreed to postpone the 2020 Summer Olympics ‘to a date beyond 2020 but not later than summer 2021’ due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.” Wow! All the wasted milliseconds and dozens of words (including these) reporting on the handwringing over the Olympics only to have the committee ultimately decide on the obvious solution shows just how f***ing stupid people are. Really? I could have told them a month ago that the Olympics need to be postponed until next year. This is just pure stupidity on steroids. It’s a no-brainer! No one wants to cancel the games, so just do it next year. Christ! F*** me! Stupid people everywhere! Everywhere stupid people! Welcome to stupid humanity!