Dear stupid people, stop f***ing touching wildlife. From The Hill, “Yellowstone National Park officials are warning visitors to stay away from wildlife after two recent encounters that left a bison calf dead and an elk calf away from its herd. Over the Memorial Day weekend, a group of visitors reportedly put an elk calf in their car, officials said Monday. It is believed the elk was picked up along Highway 191 in Yellowstone.” I know that people think they’re only trying to “help,” but idiots really should let the experts handle these situations because pedestrian f***tard tourists don’t know sh*t about anything. So, keep your f***ing grubby hands off of wild animals. You’re just doing more damage, which I suppose is consistent with human nature. Welcome to stupid America!