Axios reports, “Thousands of people gathered Monday at Los Angeles’ Staples Center to mourn the death of NBA star Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter, Gianna.” This is why Americans are so f***ing G.D. stupid. This is what seems to be important and newsworthy: a dead sports figure. F*** me. I thought they buried these people, but now a memorial, which apparently the f***ing news was all over yesterday and this morning, leading the newscast in some cases. Yes, by all means, let’s completely distort what’s important in life by glorifying a sportsperson. Un-f***ing-believable! I give up! Welcome to m*****f***ing G.D. stupid America where sportspeople are more important than teachers, civil servants, doctors, policemen, firemen, our military — just compare how much society pays them. So much f***ing stupidity. It’s just f***ing sports, morons. A game — literally. Yeah, how can this country be anything else other than royally f***ed up considering what American society values most: sports!
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