Holy Sh*t: Fat Rittenhouse

According to RawStory, “Around 100 people braved the relentless Michigan summer sun Wednesday for a rally in defense of gun rights in Michigan following months of new gun control bills being signed into law and ahead of a full ban on firearms at the state Capitol. ‘Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and her anti-freedom cohorts are hellbent on shredding Second Amendment rights for law-abiding Michiganders,’ Rittenhouse told attendees, advising them to work on a local level to change things in Michigan and work against any other gun reforms coming down the pipeline.”

Never mind Rittenhouse’s message and the fact that no one is listening or cares to listen to him. He’s getting fatter by the day. Holy sh*t! In that picture, his chin is getting lost in his neck, which is getting lost in his rotund gut. Dare I say he’s not coping with his acquittal very well? The poor, pathetic fatso will never find love looking like that. Fat Rittenhouse is just another incel in the making. And what is it, more generally, with RepubliKKKlans, MAGA morons, evil evangelicals, and QAnon kooks being fat f***tards? These cult idiots sure do love their deep-fried foods, deep-dish pizzas, chips, and Ho Hos. Aren’t these people supposed to be the Master Race? Yet, they are a far cry from the Adonis-like leaders imagined by the Nazi SS that they lovingly admire. (So much for imitation being the highest form of flattery.) But, then again, this is White Nationalism American-style, so, of course, they have to put their fat spin on the movement because Whitey will always be true to form: Lazy, bitchy, aggrieved, moronic, and constantly shoving food in their pie-hole. I expected nothing less. Welcome to stupid America! (Stupid and fat!)