House Rules Package “Fight”

From The Hill, “Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said on Sunday that he expects that Republicans will be able to pass a House rules package that was the subject of negotiations during the election for Speaker of the chamber. ‘I think we’ll get the 218 votes we need to pass the rules package,’ Jordan said on “Fox News Sunday” with Shannon Bream. ‘What this rules package is designed to do is to stop what we saw happen literally 15 days ago when the Democrats passed a $1.7 trillion monstrosity of a bill.’ Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) had to make key concessions to a group of GOP holdouts through 15 rounds of voting for the gavel. Those concessions included changes to the proposed House rules package.”

I see MSM idiot pundits on the Sunday shows are wish-casting another RepubliKKKlan fight on the House floor over the rules package. That’s not going to fucking happen, fucktards. The hardest part of establishing the new Congress was voting for leadership; passing the rules package will be easier, and no matter what the moron political pundits try to tell you about the divisions in the RepubliKKKlan Party, they are pretty unified on the general intentions of the rules package, especially the restrictions related to spending and budgeting legislation. They are entirely copacetic with rules that will almost certainly guarantee America defaults on its credit and shuts down the government because they all think doing so will hurt Biden and help RepubliKKKlans.

And they’re probably right because Americans are too fucking goddamned stupid to understand the changes that occurred in Congress that brought about such economic and political disasters. As usual, morons of America look at the one guy sitting in the White House and blame him, which means they’re likely to be wrong half the time in casting their aspersions when shit hits the fan later this year. Most people probably did not realize the House took five days to elect a leader and that the entire process was unnecessarily and uncharacteristically fucked up. People are fucking clueless. Voters just show up to the polls during the midterms — if they even bother to do that — to reflexively elect RepubliKKKlans, and then deal with the consequences later. (May I remind you that in total, RepubliKKKs received five million more votes than Democrats during the midterms!) Yet, this time around, the consequences will be catastrophic, as evinced by their inability to elect the Speaker of the House in a timely matter. But whatever. People get the government they deserve and desire. Welcome to stupid America!