A headline from Politico reads, “Epstein death brings birth of mainstream conspiracy theories.” Yup, this is where stupid America is! Everything is a f***ing conspiracy and the American people believe it because this is the land of f***ing morons! Just so much f***ing stupidity! This is exactly what happened: he never had a chance to survive. He knew that. He was never going to be free again. Prisons have their own code of vigilante justice, and the first ones to get offed are child rapists and abusers. In any case, he was a dead man walking. If there is any suspicion it would be the prison guards that allowed him to take the opportunity to kill himself, which I promise they were completely indifferent if he had taken that opportunity or not. No conspiracy here f***tards, just wishful thinking all around! One should gravitate toward Occam’s Razor as a means of hypothesizing, not conspiracy theories. Welcome to trump stupid America! It’s still dumb!
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