Oh, d*mn! I had hoped to predict Burgum correctly, but it looks like traitor trump went for Vance. But I was right about one thing: He would only pick a white man, never a minority or a woman. I didn’t think traitor trump would tolerate a younger min-me version of himself in the sidecar. Perhaps it is a younger half that traitor trump wanted, given his own age. Eh, nonetheless, his V.P. pick is entirely unimportant and immaterial to his victory anyway, as long as it’s a white guy because that’s what Americans who are about to put traitor trump back in the White House really care about.
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