From CNN, “The top US diplomat in Ukraine, Bill Taylor, testified Tuesday that he had been told President Donald Trump would withhold military aid to the country until it publicly declared investigations would be launched that could help his reelection chances — including into former Vice President Joe Biden, according to a copy of Taylor’s opening statement obtained by CNN.” Um, yeaaaah. This is going to turn into a big “so what” burger. I just don’t see stupid America really caring about this singular issue. If dumbass Democrats focus on this one issue for impeachment then they really have absolutely no chance of persuading the average idiot voter. So let me see if I understand the logic dumbass Democrats are trying to employ. They think they have a solid case to make for impeaching traitor trump for abusing his office because he threatened to without hold security funds from Ukraine unless that government publicly states it had begun an investigation into his primary political opponent, Joe Biden, and maybe some other dirt as well. First, traitor trump has been abusing the power of his office since day one — in public no less — so I have no idea why now, in this case, dumbass Democrats expect the average voter to care about some other country’s problem with getting their (American) tax dollars. Second, traitor actually ended up releasing the funds and there is no investigation after all. In short, he never carried out the threat. This is a subtle, finer point that I don’t expect most idiot voters to understand; that is to say, it is merely traitor trump’s threat to without money for in return for a political favor that is the crime of extortion. Last, people think he is doing no more and no worse than the average politician or president, which is really pathetic. But what does one expect from a supremely stupid country?
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