We are at DEFCON 1, people! A Raw Story headline reads: “Shoppers stunned by empty shelves at stores as panic results in shortages of coronavirus essentials.” Yeah, I’m f***ing one of them! Un-f***ing-believable. I don’t live in a hurricane zone, so I have never witnessed anything like this before in my life. My local grocery store was as busy as the day before Thanksgiving with last-minute shoppers, except instead of being out or running low on Ocean Spray canned cranberry sauce and stuffing, the store was visibly running low on everything with a long shelf life: pasta, rice, beans, soup, etc. This begins the cascade effect because now this Scheiße just got real! I’m not a doomsday-er, but I’m admittedly starting to think twice about stocking up. If I don’t get in now then I could be f***ed later on.
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