I’m Actually Shocked — Shocked I Tell You!

From Axios, “Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House will open a formal impeachment inquiry into President Trump.” I am genuinely shocked that Pelosi and Democrats, generally, formerly pulled the trigger on the impeachment inquiry process. I fully expected the House to pass some stupid resolution and move on to their next insignificant to-do item. Although, I’m still skeptical. I still worry they will let traitor trump roadblock them at every turn. Democrats will have invoked the impeachment process yet fail to actually use it. Just watch. More Scheiße will get stuck in court and no one will be held in contempt of Congress. In fact — now that I think about it — several House committees have already been conducting inquiries into traitor trump’s actions and dealings, and they’ve been doing a pretty miserable job at it so far. I’m not sure how Pelosi’s announcement will prevent Democrats from continuing to do their oversight jobs poorly. And… I’ve already talked myself into this impeachment inquiry proclamation being nothing more than window dressing to placate Democrats. Great! Now that explains my less than enthusiastic response to the news. I already know how this will end: dumbass Democrats – 0, traitor trump – 1. Done!