I’m Impressed

In a previous post, I had wrongly anticipated the January 6 hearings would be a worthless sh*tshow. I said sh*tshow when I really meant a bore-fest. But neither has proved true so far. Although I did not watch the first primetime session, I’ve been watching the subsequent hearings, and I have been impressed. There is very little new information, and in the end, no minds will be changed, but at least Democrats are not sh*tting the bed! So, that’s something.

However, these hearings beg the usual question: Where the f*** is the DOJ? Why hasn’t AG Garland — the human version of Eeyore — done something by now? If the committee uncovered all this information, then what is Garland waiting for? What has he been doing for the last 18 months? I know. He’s waiting for traitor trump to declare his candidacy, so he doesn’t have to deal with investigating a former president and saving our democracy because — you know — Garland dares not look like a political partisan. This is why you hear rumblings about traitor trump eager to announce his re-election bid; he fears other RepubliKKKlans beating him to the punch, but more importantly, he wants to freeze out any DOJ investigation. Just watch! Mark my words! Welcome to stupid America!